Some of Todays Wrestling News and Rumours (Possible spoilers) ***NO CHAT***

Riddle101

Joel Ryan

Joel Ryan or Joey Ryan? Maybe Joey has been up to no good

Stereomaniac

How the hell did they manage to get their championship belt stolen? Red faces all round there.

rovert

Ciano on the front page of WWE's Youtube page (currently):

http://www.youtube.com/user/WWEFanNation/videos

Stereomaniac

Ryback is on this week's Superstars. I can only hope that this is a sign of things to come. Not only that, but he's in the first match of the show as well. PHASE. HIM. OUT. FEED. ME. MORE.

Furious-Red

Omackeral wrote: »

I thought that above article said Joey Ryan stole it at first glance..... Now that would be some angle!!!!

Ha i thought it was Joey Ryan aswell till you pointed it out :rolleyes:

rovert

Stereomaniac wrote: »

Ryback is on this week's Superstars. I can only hope that this is a sign of things to come. Not only that, but he's in the first match of the show as well. PHASE. HIM. OUT. FEED. ME. MORE.

On Superstars Matt Striker who historians will remember posted his penis on an adult website said that Ryback's fans are called the "Feeders" - a term used for those who feed grossly obese women or watch grossly obess women eat via webcam as a fetish. :eek:

This is why he isn't on Raw or Smackdown even to cover for absent announcers.

Angron

They couldn't just go with something obvious like Ry-backers.

Stereomaniac

Packers alright..... ha ha.

the groutch

they should be called "Seymours"

CastorTroy

I suppose "Audrey 2s" would be too awkward

rovert

Chyna did her latest porn in "no condition to perform" in the Scott Hall sense. Apparently excerpt from a porn reviewer:

My god. What can really be said? This was a complete train wreck. Initially, I wondered why the release was pushed back for nearly nine months. Now I'm wondering why they released it at all. Couldn't they have saved face and told people that WWE got it shut down?

The presence of Lisa Ann keeps this from being a total waste of time. I don't know, but I'm going to guess that her part was added sometime during the release delay in an attempt to save this horrendous failure of a movie. And I suppose the taboo of having father and daughter characters involved in a threesome will probably appeal to some, although it wasn't played up at all.

Other than those two aspects, this movie only has appeal for the sort of people who watch beheading videos. It’s not worth the bandwidth it would take to download it for free.

grames_bond

What the f*ck is wrong with her face?!?!

rovert

grames_bond wrote: »

What the f*ck is wrong with her face?!?!

Should have seen her before.

Too much plastic surgery.

GTR63

Quite a stinging review. When did Meltzer start reviewing pornos?

Rjd2

Other than those two aspects, this movie only has appeal for the sort of people who watch beheading videos. It’s not worth the bandwidth it would take to download it for free.

rovert

GTR63 wrote: »

Quite a stinging review. When did Meltzer start reviewing pornos?

The full review is actually like a gigantic Pay Per View review thought it was too graphic for Boards.

Lord TSC

I read Lexi Belle was in it. That pretty much means I have to watch it :P

Riddle101

grames_bond wrote: »

What the f*ck is wrong with her face?!?!

She got botox done to her face a few months back.

rovert

Ariane told to get the bus?

Update on Ariane "Cameron" Andrew

After her reported DUI charge and a police report that indicated she attempted to bribe an officer, Ariane Andrew was already in Australia having left after Raw.

She worked yesterday's show in Brisbane, but on today's show in Sydney, she did not appear, as only Naomi came out with Brodus Clay. That wouldn't be a good sign for her.

Credit: F4W

CMpunked

Maybe she was left behind ala Flair in Dublin.

I hope she doesnt get released. The funcadactyls would be boring as just a single valet.

gnfnrhead

CMpunked wrote: »

Maybe she was left behind ala Flair in Dublin.

I hope she doesnt get released. The funcadactyls would be boring as just a single valet.

They could easily put someone else in with Naomi. It's not like they do much :pac:

DEFTLEFTHAND

She's a dancing girl, nothing more nothing less! The broad sure as hell can't wrestle, we saw that on Tough Enough. When Brodus's crap gimmick goes skyward the girls will follow suit.

Charisteas

rovert

The actual Dave Meltzer joins twitter:
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerwon

Diabhal Beag

Hope that kills off those woeful parody accounts

rovert

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

Hope that kills off those woeful parody accounts

Don't worry they will be replaced by dopes CALLING HIM OUT over what they read on a newzsite that was falsely attributed to him.

rovert

UK Dragon Gate 2013 Tour Announced: http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=131254&mode=threaded&pid=2633974

gimmick

If you never go to another wrestling show, make sure a dragongate double is your last. Did it in September 2010 and what a weekend.

Broxbourne has the added pleasure of possibly the best curry I have ever had in the ninjun just round the corner from the venue.

The actual venue is shít hot as well. Perfect size for it.

Alas, wrestling weekenders abroad are a thing of the past for this soldier.

srm23

rovert wrote: »

Chyna did her latest porn in "no condition to perform" in the Scott Hall sense. Apparently excerpt from a porn reviewer:

rovert

Wait until you see Vince take Chyna from behind while she is eating out Stephanie, srm23.