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How to get Bigger Breasts

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  • 12-10-2009 8:18pm
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    EKRIUQ
    Registered Users Posts: 4,386 ✭✭✭


    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

    Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in Front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

    "How long will this take?" I asked.

    "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

    I stopped.

    "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

    Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bum, didn't it?


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