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No offence to the Ladies !

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  • 13-10-2009 1:24pm
    #1
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    1. Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your
    life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your
    mind, download their problems and delete your smile..
    2. Girls are like phones, they like to be held and
    talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll
    be disconnected! ..... 3. Q: What is the difference
    between a wife and a girlfriend? A: About 45 pounds!!
    4. WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent
    known to man-kind!... 5. What do you say to a woman
    with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice
    already!... 6. What is the thinnest book in the
    world? What Men Know About Women...7. A successful
    man is one who makes more money than his wife can
    spend... 8. God made man and then rested. God made
    women and then no one rested 9. What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have
    a positive side!.... 10. He met a lady whilebrowsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading.
    Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk
    into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!


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