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recession makes me laugh

  • 15-10-2009 11:44pm
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    oposum
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    Obviously recession really forces people to do craziest things. Classical lottery, bingo, horse betting and tombolas are out, now we are facing house selling through coupons where for hundred dollars you can get a house. Why working nine to five if you can win a million dollar prize just by being the first who'll find blue feather. Who cares for ordinary book when you can have your own lottery in book 4 by Luc Aurray and get 3,4 million dollars by solving the riddle first. Then allow me to suggest also:

    - fish market managers should put in every 100th oyster a pearl and every 100th fish should be a >goldfish< and we will eat fishes again

    - who can afford jacuzzi and massage bath now? But what if we put in every 100th jacuzzi miss universe for sponge back assistant?

    - who cares for condoms? We do not have enough money to buy them. Except of course there would be on every 100th package professional topless put-it-on assistant.

    - buy a land property in the desert. Under every 100th plot we     guarantee oil and gas reserves similar to those in Kuvait. Sounds good?

    - Stadiums are almost empty. Of course, during the break, they shouldn't draw tickets for a journeys, what should have been done is draw ticket to get a new parents:
    For 10 dollars you could be adopted by Angelina Jolie or Madona. Yummy.

    Maybe lottery can really put money back in circulation hehe. But wouldn't it be boring then.
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