If you were invisible for the day???

Purple Gorilla

Mayoegian wrote: »

Why would you purchase them when you could steal them?

Psh...because that would be bad

TPD

ShooterSF wrote: »

I love how many say perving here. So no one invisible would break into a hot chicks house and have their way til she freaks out? Then escape unidentifiable. Right.....

The only thing thats stopping you from raping hot chicks is the fear of being identified?

Suprised you want to post that on the net tbh.

furiousox

Go round to joe colemans house and f..k with his head making "woooooo" noises and saying "joe! joe! 'tis me mary, l'll have a pizza"! :pac:

Guru Maith Agut

Much as perving sounds pretty good I think I'd have to spend the lions share of the day at the airport fcuking up as many things as possible like bags on the wrong conveyors, taxis with no keys in their ignitions when they go to drive off, wrong seat selections for people picking their isle seats at check in, early gate calls or change of gate calls would be fun.
Actually, sitting on the conveyor belts holding onto peoples bags so they cant lift them off easily would be pretty funny methinks but best of all would be several hours out on the runways within inches of planes taking off and landing while nobody was any the wiser of my existence there!

dyl10

I reckon being invisible is over rated.

furiousox

dyl10 wrote: »

I reckon being invisible is overrated.

.......said the invisible man.
"Hmm, l'm not so sure" said Spidey, sagely.

Hal1

Sneak in to the Bilderberg meetings and be a fly on the wall. I'd record & publish everything I found. :cool:

furiousox

l never did like the look of that Queen Beatrix :pac:

randylonghorn

ElectroJazz wrote: »

Well you'd have to be naked all the time anyway wouldn't you? Or would clothes be invisible also?
Well even if they were I think I'd be walkin around naked all day anyway, pervin and the likes

So ... assuming you spent most of the day in the girls' changing rooms ... and you got over-excited, like ... would the result stay invisible too? >_>

Ross_Mahon

Steal lots of money, Then haunt people.

civis_liberalis

curry-muff wrote: »

Walk up and kick Brian Cowen in the stones

What stones?

civis_liberalis

The logistics of stealing things while invisible is an intriguing subject on it's own.

Are you invisible in the same sense as, say... Superman's "outfit" is protected by it's proximity to his skin... i.e. your clothes are invisible due to their being in close contact with your body... Still following me?

So if you just stuff a wad of cash into your pocket or into your jacket, would the laws governing your invisibility allow for you to remain "undetected"...

I also question the notion that a person is automatically "undetectable" when invisible. If for example, you are in a busy public place and you are not constantly aware of your proximity to others, you are likely to bring attention to yourself, just by being walked into, although it is something that few would dare utter to another person...

Crossing the road would require a bit more care than usual. Cars generally, but not always, slow down (yes Dublin... I'm lookin at yous :mad:) when they see pedestrians crossing the street. Being invisible, motorists will not adjust their speed, hence the need for extra care.

Talking about that raises the subject of driving a car while invisible... Would you do it, despite the risk of causing other road users to be understandably distracted...?

I'd do things like go to a football match and mess with the heads of the opposition... Put the weight of my foot down on the ball when they are taking free kicks, give it a tiny nudge before they kick it... that sort of thing... A few cheeky little trips here and there... Pull down the shorts of a lineswoman.

starbelgrade

If I were invisible for the day, it would be like every other day where no-one notices me & I feel sad, lonely & unloved. Then I would drink myself to sleep in order to forget that I feel this way.

Signed,

Mary .H. Arney

mondeo

There is a guy I dont like because he is such a bitch and If I were invisible for a day, I would get on my bike with a big black sack and Loot his house for everything he owns! Then I would casually go home and flog it all on ebay for a tidy little profit! And the next time I saw this guy I would give the swine the two fingers

WeeBushy

[Jackass] wrote: »

I'd pretty much just spend the day in womens toilest, public showers and dressing rooms.

As the sun sets I might knock off a shop or two and take a nice holiday...

Or maybe I'd just go into work, slap my boss on the back of the head, pee on her desk and go home for a nap.

You like to watch women going to the toilet... that's gross.

Linku

Duh! Girls' locker room, head cheerleader Brittany!

arybvtcw0eolkf

I'd throw junkies off the boardwalk and normal people off the bridges the length and breath of The Liffey.

Also the people who stand still on escalators - I'd push them too.

When I was in Australia (and invisible) recently I pushed a babies pram under a train, that was a howl - no babies were hurt.

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KTRIC

Surprise butt sex !!

Riddle101

I've been thinking about this my whole life and I actually have a list. I know I know, i'm a sad person.

(1)Steal everything that I can hold and dosen't seem too suspicious. Nothing big like cars and sh!t because they're hard to hide, but I'd steal things like PS3 games, music albums, DVD's, food, drink, maybe a brand new spare Sim Card for my mobile, a brand new mobile phone to store my new Sim Card, clothes etc.

(2)Get revenge on people I hate(I also have a list for that too) But mainly the people I don't like, people who have wronged me in the past/

(3)Stalk and perve women.

(4)Try to attone for my sins by doing good and heroic deeds, such as rescuing people, making sure bad people get what's coming to them, help fight crime and helping people.

(5)Spend the rest of my time messing around and freaking people out and pulling pranks on people.

El Siglo

If I were invisible for the day... I have a word in mind that begins with 'R' and ends with 'E'...





































Recycle!:D

Mrmoe

Childish pranks would definitely be the order of the day. Hiding a persons car keys and then have them mysteriously appear back where they were originally making them late for work, switching all the light bulbs in the house with blown ones, replacing the milk with sour milk, blocking/unblocking doors so that a person walks in to them, putting red socks in a white only wash, draining the car of petrol, cutting a hole in the bottom of the bin bag, ring the door bell several times in quick succession, putting on the TV, radio and other appliances at full blast, putting washing up liquid in the toilet cistern, turning off the power/water supply when they are having a shower, change the settings on the cooker so that their food burns. All small things but enough to drive one person mad throughout the course of the day.

the_syco

Ruu wrote: »

Follow around Pighead and find out if he talks in the third person in real life.

"Pighead demands you let Pighead into this establishment!"
"No garda, Pighead was not peeping through this old ladies window!"

Meh. I'd respond to Pighead when he talks in the third person in real life.

randylonghorn wrote: »

So ... assuming you spent most of the day in the girls' changing rooms ... and you got over-excited, like ... would the result stay invisible too? >_>

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM HEADSHOT!

=-=

One or two random good deeds, but at the same time, ensure that they'd f**k with the peoples heads.

JerryHandbag

Invisible?? Nah, I'd rather be a pink knickers for a day.

pebbles21

I would jump into a big silver balloon my dad built and go for a spin in it

JangoFett

Definitly perve. On so many women. The invisible police would have to come arrest me.

Rob a bank or 4 as well

**Timbuk2**

I would stand right beside an ATM, and when unsuspecting people type in their PIN codes I would bellow the numbers they type. That'd learn them.

soundsham

move a few statues

OutlawPete

brummytom wrote: »

Cheryl Cole

Clould you do it when X Factor's on please? :cool:

OutlawPete

WeeBushy wrote: »

You like to watch women going to the toilet... that's gross.

Nah, it's not actually that bad ..

congo_90

Walk around naked.. I like naked then go and leave some invisible mini swimmers on your pillow op.

Other than that I'd put a vid cam on and cycle a bike and post the vid in conspiracy theories forum

kowloon

I would run in and out of automatic doors.

orourkeda

I'd sneeze on Dannii Minogue and sniff it off with a straw

OutlawPete

orourkeda wrote: »

I'd sneeze on Dannii Minogue and sniff it off with a straw

What would Elizabeth say?

orourkeda

Nico22 wrote: »

What would Elizabeth say?

Threesome. Yeehaw

QOTSA90

I would absolutely brutalise a lot of people, no joke. I have enemies, 24 hours of invisibility would result in me having a pair of very bloody and sore knuckles.

Id rob every shop bank and establishment blind

..and Id save an hour at the end of the day for perving on my own girlfriend, cos Id feel like I was cheating if I perved on anyone else

but to reiterate, absolutely and completely pulvarising the cnuts of my past is priority, the more blood gargling in their last struggled breaths the better. Can I turn off my invisibility? Id love to just make my face visible while they die so I can stare into their eyes and smile <<< hes never looked more creepy.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

QOTSA90 wrote: »

but to reiterate, absolutely and completely pulvarising the cnuts of my past is priority, the more blood gargling in their last struggled breaths the better. Can I turn off my invisibility? Id love to just make my face visible while they die so I can stare into their eyes and smile <<< hes never looked more creepy.

Jeez, passive aggressive much?

I'd go around playing pranks on all my friends - filling their shoes with cat food just when they're about to put them on.
Tying their laces together when they're getting off the bus.
Pantsing them while in an improtant meeting at work.

OutlawPete

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

Jeez, passive aggressive much?

I'd go around playing pranks on all my friends - filling their shoes with cat food just when they're about to put them on.
Tying their laces together when they're getting off the bus.
Pantsing them while in an improtant meeting at work.

Makes you thank God we can't become invisible .. the things people will do if they think getting caught is an impossibility is quite shocking.