Pissing on someone elses Car

mondeo · 18-10-2009 11:59am #1

I saw this Dude getting out of this black Vw , taking his bike wheel from his boot and turning around and whipping out his micro dick and pissing like a racehorse all over the side of this Seat Ibiza. Unreal! In front of everyone, he walks off into the shops casually with piss dripping of the door and rear quatre panel. the Beggar!

Sorry pic removed I dont want to get myself into trouble or anyone else:p

brianrcarney · 18-10-2009 12:01pm

in f**king clondalkin of all places - garda station 100 yards away! D*ckhead!

layke · 18-10-2009 12:02pm

At least we all have his license plate number now. Might want to edit that out mate.

It could have been worse, it could have been a dump.

moonboy · 18-10-2009 12:02pm

PICS OR GTF..oh wait.

mondeo · 18-10-2009 12:02pm

brianrcarney wrote: »

in f**king clondalkin of all places - garda station 100 yards away! D*ckhead!

Yep right across from the Garda station.... I'm sure theres cameras pointing everywhere around there..

Bobeagleburger · 18-10-2009 12:04pm

A full service

Seillejet · 18-10-2009 12:05pm

The f%^K. Poor old learner. Is he on Crutches? Maybe someone caught him at it before.

KTRIC · 18-10-2009 12:06pm

Maybe he was full from all the beer he drank

WindSock · 18-10-2009 12:06pm

As a fellow Peugot driver, you will be aware that all VW drivers are cunts.
(Same with BMW and Audi)

Seillejet · 18-10-2009 12:08pm

****e I drive a VW!

I must be a cnut so

brianrcarney · 18-10-2009 12:09pm

ha ha i drive a bmw - i know what i am - a proper bo**ox!

Seillejet · 18-10-2009 12:13pm

Read Op again. He took out a bike wheel, where's shorts, has a weak bladder. I live in Clondalkin, have more than enough info there to track him down and run him over in my VW as Im a proper B£$$Ox too

WeeBushy · 18-10-2009 12:13pm

Link doesn't work for me

What an asshole all the same.

EDIT: Boo, put the pic back up!

Seillejet · 18-10-2009 12:19pm

He has a Brian O Driscoll hair doo as well. I am sure MaccyD's has CCTV footage there.

~Marky~ · 18-10-2009 12:22pm

I caught a guy pissing on my car when I left it in the carpark at Oxygen and he tried to run but didnt get very far because his pants where around his ankles.

cormie · 18-10-2009 12:29pm

I brought a band to a gig once and wanted to get some kip so went out to where my van was parked in the lane beside the venue. Unfortunately the lane turned into the smoking area which later turned into the public toilets as the night dragged on. Couldn't get any sleep with the noise (the gate was locked to drive out) and had to stop about 6 people from doing their business on my van, some mid whiz :mad:

tallaght01 · 18-10-2009 12:47pm

brianrcarney wrote: »

in f**king clondalkin of all places - garda station 100 yards away! D*ckhead!

An old mate of mine had a piss on a Garda car IN the copshop carpark years ago :P

Soby · 18-10-2009 12:50pm

WeeBushy wrote: »

Link doesn't work for me

What an asshole all the same.

EDIT: Boo, put the pic back up!

Go get your porn elsewhere

cruiser178 · 18-10-2009 12:54pm

~Marky~ wrote: »

I caught a guy pissing on my car when I left it in the carpark at Oxygen and he tried to run but didnt get very far because his pants where around his ankles.

:eek: what did you do when you caught him

jaffa20 · 18-10-2009 12:59pm

Seillejet wrote: »

****e I drive a VW!

I must be a cnut so

brianrcarney wrote: »

ha ha i drive a bmw - i know what i am - a proper bo**ox!

WindSock wrote: »

As a fellow Peugot driver, you will be aware that all VW drivers are cunts.
(Same with BMW and Audi)

And i drive an Audi. 3 super cnuts vs fellow misspelt Peugeot driver

Seillejet · 18-10-2009 1:03pm

jaffa20 wrote: »

And i drive an Audi. 3 super cnuts vs fellow misspelt Peugeot driver

Maybe his upset cause his Peugeot smells of piss.

Kirnsy · 18-10-2009 1:26pm

why would you piss on your own car though in all fairness?

Stercus Accidit · 18-10-2009 3:43pm

Maybe the car was on fire and the helpful man in question put aside his inhibitions and took matters into his own hands.

God speed phantom pisser, may you watch over us all!

discostick12 · 18-10-2009 3:48pm

Oh my God that's disgusting.
I know what I do if I caught someone pissing on my car :mad:

arybvtcw0eolkf · 18-10-2009 3:54pm

mondeo wrote: »

I saw this Dude getting out of this black Vw Fox, taking his bike wheel from his boot and turning around and whipping out his micro dick and pissing like a racehorse all over the side of that red Seat Ibiza. Unreal! In front of everyone, he walks off into the shops casually with piss dripping of the door and rear quatre panel. the Beggar!

Pity it wasn't a Mondeo!.

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fletch... · 18-10-2009 4:37pm

Im paying trough the teath for my car - muddy and rusty as it is i'd probly come close to murdering someone for peeing on it, its like pissing on all my work, hardship and crappy bills ive to keep up with. sure why not just piss on my head and get it over with?

I remember catching a drunk couple use'ing my bike as a public bench spilling beer and puke all over the tank, yer one was so drunk she peed herself and knocked it over resulting a fair bit of damage, scrathes, sticky beer/pee crap allover it ect... theyr excuse was its parked on the street so its public property to sit on? WTF??? was also a quick way to get her fella's head boxed in..

I'd spent a couple of days sanding and painting a shop front, was just having a pints (drunk at that stage) opossite the shop after finishing painting the door when i caught a guy pissing on the still wet paint...Hulk Blood would be an understatement - his missus crying about he did nothing wrong???

Seriously dont go ****ing on other peoples property,

Pissing on someone elses Car

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