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    #752
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I really hope this is just guano I landed in, and that the bats aren't rabid.


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    #753
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Breaks chair over the back of CW's head.


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    #754
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Bludgeons Kirk with large, frisky bat*


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    #755
    joes girls
    Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Wanders in................. gives wolfy warm big fuzzy hugs ....... and for kirky a long biggy kiss on the tip of his nose ........... both run away screaming........... I am the winner!!!!:)


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    #756
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I not running. I just regrouping.


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    #757
    joes girls
    Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    more warm fuzzy huggies so...............longer ones!!!!


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    #758
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Hugs back for you, I'm covered in superglue.


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    #759
    joes girls
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    glued for life to you .........................sure how bad, :)


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    #760
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I need to use the bathroom.


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    #761
    joes girls
    Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    I wont look, much!!!


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    #762
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Spread your legs wide then. I can aim through the gap.


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    #763
    joes girls
    Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    OoooooooOOOOooooooHHHHhhhhhhh!!!!
    wolfy, what big ......................................... you got!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    #764
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    just my luck, glued to a poop fan.


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    #765
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    you just better have your pooper scooper handy.


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    #766
    joes girls
    Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    NO FAN!!!

    poop.jpg


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    #767
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Shouldn't post personal holiday pix like that, Jiggies. :pac:

    *pops a cap in Jiggies ass*


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    #768
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    James T Kirk wrote: »
    Shouldn't post personal holiday pix like that, Jiggies. :pac:

    *pops a cap in Jiggies ass*
    *Breaks a pool stick over Kirk's head.*


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    #769
    Toasty113
    Registered Users Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Pushes wolfie down stairs


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    #770
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    *pushes Toasty down the stairs after wolfie*

    *giggles as Toasty smashes into wolfie's broken, twitching body and screams of pain erupt from the bottom of the stairs*


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    #771
    Toasty113
    Registered Users Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *screams with laughter as the timed bombs detonate around solitaire and hes blown elsewhere*


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    #772
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    *curses very rudely then gets blown away and lands in a pile on rooftop*

    *stands unsteadily and dusts himself off, puts out remaining fires on clothes and looks down from vantage point*

    *bursts out laughing as all the debris from Toasty's blast promptly collapses into the bottom of the stairwell, crushing Toasty and wolfie*

    *keeps giggling at muffled shouting from the incompetent demolitions team currently buried alive thanks to their own bomb*


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    #773
    Toasty113
    Registered Users Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *activates ludicrisously powerful hand drill, digs through earth appearing a bit away*

    Thank god this whole neighbourhood was scheduled for demolition

    *Activates explosives, watches as house is demolished and solitaire is buried under increasing mound of rubble*


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    #774
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Drags Toasty back into the ground.*
    Toasty, you gonna pay!!!!


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    #775
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki and Spot return to mound of rubble that was (she thinks) Wolf's house. What a mess.
    Do you boys never clean up after yourself? Sets Spot to digging out Solitaire. Hears thrashing noise coming from hole in ground. Gets fire hose and directs it into hole. "ought to cool them off" Spot uncovers Solitaire and treats him to growling dragon, then flame assault .Picks him up in one claw and throws him high into air then bats him into lake. "hope he can swim Spot" Spot laughs. Spot buries what's left of Wolfs house. Wolf and Toast climb from hole sputtering but still fighting. Their battle continues on into the deeper woods. Spot begins to sing as he curls up to sleep. " everything back to normal>"


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    #776
    Toasty113
    Registered Users Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *a delayed charge explodes beneath spot*


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    #777
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Watches Spot slap Toasty into the lake with Solitaire.*
    he miust have thought you were a flea


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    #778
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    *swims back to shore*

    *flicks off a flea* Dammit Toasty, stop biting me!

    *sees an explosion nearby*

    *sees a singed Spot sent flying through the air* I'm not big on animal cruelty...

    *pulls out upgraded Stinger Missile launcher* But...

    *adjusts sensitivity, locks on and fires at Spot* ... you've just gone and ****ed me the hell off.

    *large mid-air explosion* Gotta get Deki for that, thought that back-stabbing kitsune was on my side! *discards empty launcher, pulls out minigun and walks off toward ruin*

    *chuckles* At least if there's a victory in this, its the moral victory of making wolfie homeless... courtesy of his own explosives!


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    #779
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I said "Leave Spot Alone!" Puts up shield.
    waves staff and begins to chant points it at Solitaire- fires an electrified blue and yellow flame that strikes Solitaire."ZAP!" When the smoke clears there is only a mini gun and a very agitated mouse running in circles. Spot flies into the thread,smells slightly of smoke."Gee Spot. I think you need to go somewhere breezy to air out." Picks up mouse by tail and drops him into wire cage. Heads off to one of her fox holes...


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    #780
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Now where am I gonna spend the night. Since someone blew up my house.


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    #781
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    *camera zooms in on a caged mouse in rather incogruous mouse-shaped power armor*

    ****s sake... go to all the trouble of bringing my thermal viewer and grounded, internally-supercooled armor and she goes and ****ing transmutes me?! What kind of kitsune does that?! Even changed my DNA...

    ... has she realised that by doing that she's triggered the tactical nuclear failsafes in the power core?

    ... oooohh COCK. Methinks its about to get a bit warm and irradiated in this foxhole Deki...


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