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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Fine, let's not go back to the Abysmal Plain. Let's head to Candy Land..:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Do they have a big rock candy mountain?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Right over there. Although that is not a lemonade stream.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I'm not going to ask. bubblegum trees.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Tosses Deki into bubblegum trees*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki throws handsful of bubblegum at Wolf. Jumps down from tree on Wolfs back. Smacks him in head, pulls ears over eyes and runs off. "Evil Wolf"


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    Rugby tackles Deki as he runs off. sticks thumbs in Deki's eyes and gouges them out swiftly while jamming a screwdriver up his nose. Produces lighter fluid and a match, burns Deki alive while he writhes blindly in pain.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Tosses RedStorm into hot fudge geyser.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You must be blind, and dreaming. Deki knees Red Storm causing him to bend double. While he lays moaning on ground she aims repeated kicks to his face.
    Taking away all his prettiness. Then she hits him a few quick hits to his lower back with her staff. Waves staff and recites incantation. Candy mountain melts and covers Red Storm in molten sugar stream. Deki brushes off her cloak and whistles for Spot.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Hey Spot, can you give me a lift.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot is glad to. Deki makes room.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Pushes Deki off.*
    Okay Spot, let's go...... SH!T!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot picks Deki up gently in claw. "Evil Wolf." Spot chortles.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Didn't think that would work.
    *Flees for cover.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    from atop Spots broad back, Deki circles area. Deki spies Wolf trying to hide. She raises her staff and recites quietly, waves the staff . There is a pit where once was ground beneath Wolfs feet. Again she raises her staff and the pit is filled with lemon jello in which float bits of carrot, celery and red peppers. Wolf is somewhere under it all. "Let's go home Spot."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Good, she destroyed the clone. Now, off to the Wolf-Cave.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki and Spot take a nice ride home. It would be cold for Deki, but dragons are very warm. It's a very nice night indeed - nearly full moon with clouds floating past the moon as if they are chasing each other. Just as Spot comes in for a more measured landing they fly over Wolf's little Wolf-cave. Spot chuckles softly as dragons do- and leaves a little dragon's do as a present for Wolf. "There you are Wolf, fragrant isn't it?":D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    PLEASE CURB YOUR DRAGON.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki pats Spot "Good Boy Spot... Good boy!" :pac:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Tahnkfullly that was my winter quarters


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Good story Wolf. I know you enjoying the aroma.:D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I filled your house with elephant doo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    No you didn't. :p


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I am so demanding a refund for that teleporter.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    yes. you should do that.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Right, where did I leave that bastiche's number


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I bet the clone has it :D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Right, *Grabs spoon, heads for jello pit.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    hope you got a big spoon:D


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I also have a ring.


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