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Deki

Deki looks down at smoke bomb, Up at Wolf. Pulls Wolfs ears over his eyes, drops smoke bomb down Wolfs tattered shirt and runs to next hole and slides into that cozy den.

cyberwolf77

*Pulls smoke bomb out of shirt, tosses it down hole. Rolls heavy boulder over opening.*
That smoke is not healthy to breathe. Wait where did Deki go?

Deki

Deki has run out back door of den and is now in nice cozy cave. Lots and lots of stalactites and stalagmites to hide behind. And very dark and cool.

cyberwolf77

Nice cave Deki, although I think the Broody guy in the cape wants a word with you.

Deki

He's one of your friends?

cyberwolf77

Never seen him before in my life

Deki

lots of places to hide in here. Turns on flashlight blinds cloaked man runs at him with stake and thrusts it into his heart. "Don't guess you want to help me drag him into the morning sun do you Wolf?" Deki looks at staked Vamp. "No, I guess you wouldn't. Always something..."

cyberwolf77

Sorry, as a signatory of the Nocturnal Protection Act I am not allowed to cause undue harm to vampires, or other protected species unless they attack me first

Deki

Did not ask you to kill him -I already did that- (he was evil imposter of my friend- and was intent on causing me undue harm.) All I asked from you was a little help with the body disposal. I have taken care of it myself and the body has instantly degraded in the sun. I try to keep a tidy cave here Wolf. Sprays Wolf with furniture wax. "You look very polished now Wolf" sniffs air "And you smell nice and lemony too."

cyberwolf77

So, you moving in here? Have fun cleaning up all this guano.

Deki

You don't like the cave? I like the way the roof grows to the floor, and those crystal things. Think it shows real potential, Think you needs little more wax on your moustache "pffft... Now see if you can twist the edges up to make em curl."

cyberwolf77

Yeah, this cave has potential. A few throw pillows, a nice rug could be very cozy.
*Drops several hundred pillows on Deki.*

Deki

" oooh Thank you wolf , I like this, lots and lots of pillows to snuggle in and I like this Big bolster one. Great in a- PILLOW FIGHT!" Bops Wolf repeatedly in head with pillow."Bap! Bap! Bap!"
"oops ! You may need to recurl your 'stache Wolf"

cyberwolf77

Drops rug over Deki. Wanders off.

Deki

muffled by rug "EVIL WOLF!"

cyberwolf77

I am not evil, just misunderstood.

Deki

"Oh yes tossing rugs over people and wandering off is just the most unevil thing to do, you poor misunderstood Wolf." Jerks rug out from under Wolf and carries it back into cave.

cyberwolf77

*Builds wall in front of cave.*
This is not evil either, it for your security

Deki

"my security? Wolf! Secure from what?"

cyberwolf77

Me for one.

Deki

What you planning to do?

cyberwolf77

See, now you don't have to worry because you has a nice big wall that's airtight between you and me to protect you.

Deki

one important thing Wolf Use of word "airtight" It's dark in here Wolf.

cyberwolf77

Light a candle. I know there's a back way out. Just follow the bats.

Deki

Okay Wolf. I don't think I like it in here, better stand away from your wall.

cyberwolf77

*Steps way back from wall.*

Deki

deki sets charges in wall -maybe more than is necessary. deki pulls detonator to back of cave and hides behind rock outcropping, shoves down plunger...

KA-BLAM !!!

Deki peeks out at rubble heap' "You under there Wolf?" chuckles.

Queen-Mise

I think I just stepped into a tom and jerry cartoon.
Ill be up in my castle watching the proceedings.
Enjoy killing each other.

Deki

We exist only for your amusement Your Majesty
Hands Queen Mise a flower bouquet

Bouquet Explodes!
" Oops- Wrong bouquet."

Matt Holck

The Powdered Donut

cyberwolf77

Matt Holck wrote: »

The Powdered Donut

*Looks at donut, looks at Holck. Reaches for chainsaw/boomstick combo.*
You are so dead.

joes girls

Walks into this dark, cold, unloving part of the nest. Dragging my blood stained biggy sword with me, will find a spot, up high. Sit and watch the time go by!

Deki

Spies JG sitting up high on slope. Runs through tunnels and pops out of entrance hidden by bushy overgrowth just above JG, lines up bolders behind JG. "Look Out Below!" runs length of line sending each stone rolling down slope towards JG, who quickly gets out of the way, but can not save her bloodied sword. "Sorry about the sword JG. I only really meant the stones for you. Was a truly nice sword though...before I broke it." Sighs. Smiles and jumps back down tunnel.

Queen-Mise

The Queen is in her armoury, polishing swords and armour, looking out on the craziness and madness in her realm.

All well's in war and revenge. The Queen smiles and continues.

holly1

Holly wanders in on complete chaos:eek:.Blood,hair and limbs flying through the air,not impressed turns around and closes the door behind her:cool:

cyberwolf77

Posters, come out and play!

Deki

"Whoa!' Ajax notices the newcomer.
"what tha.." Cochise sees the Furies gang member.
"Go on back to your MM concert."
"yeah, or we're gonna take your little ball bat there and shove it up your a**"

cyberwolf77

I have chainsaw for their heads

Deki

That would NOT be a very good thing Wolf.

cyberwolf77

Would you like a matched set of cups or bowls after I done with the Warriors

Deki

Warriors!:eek: I thought we were killing Furies!!:o
Wolf, what have you done to my friends???!:(

cyberwolf77

Made a matched set of drinking goblets for them. Nothing says WARRIOR like drinking from a human skull.

Deki

Deki sighs in relief. Warriors are an endangered species...don't want feds accusing me of luring them to their death...

cyberwolf77

What am I supposed to do with all the baseball bats now?

Deki

Don't look at me. Can you ever have too many baseball bats?

cyberwolf77

Well, I already had five. I nevr really used them though. I much prefer a goalie stick for bludgeonings

Deki

never had a goalie stick. but saw them in use on tv:p

cyberwolf77

They are perfectly sized for one-handed wielding. Balance is nice on them too.

Deki

and you could probably get that nice "hooking" motion- very dramatic.

cyberwolf77

I prefer the kneecap slash attack.
*Takes Deki's feet out from under her*
See, works like a treat.