My first go - title "The Madman?"

Tar.Aldarion · 19-02-2010 3:20am

god I love your story padraig

4zn76tysfajdxp · 19-02-2010 3:52am

padraiggg wrote: »

i didnt do one for a while bcause there was a holiday and i was on it

Has anyone ever heard the story about Brian Wilson (of The Beach Boys) who stopped his car and wept after hearing The Beatles' Strawberry Fields Forever because he realised that they had already done what he was trying to achieve with his own work? That's how I felt reading that post.

af_thefragile · 19-02-2010 1:01pm

Feeona wrote: »

I love this story!

Are the typos and grammar mistakes not all part of the Legend though? If Trent doesn't care about a baddies carpet, I can't imagine him worrying about being in a story with typos and bad grammar : )

Exactly. All of the inaccuracies reflect Trent's character. Its instinctive. Trent doesn't have time to think. He's like Nike. He just does it!

Poor Uncle Tom · 19-02-2010 1:06pm

Trent = Horatio on acid...

nuf sed..

Scarydoll · 20-02-2010 4:09pm

Just finished reading the latest installment. T'was awesome. Can't wait for the next chapter.

Denerick · 20-02-2010 4:40pm

This Padraig fellow is very funny. Some people have taken this too seriously (Including people I like) The story is bad, cliche ridden etc. but genius! The epitome of bad writing - living proof that some writing can be so bad and yet be good!

If only Andy Mc Nab followed this line of thinking. THousands more would read his novels because he would be as transparant as hell in saying they are ****e. Trent is the man!

Denerick · 20-02-2010 4:43pm

Also:

Thanked 1,185 Times in 26 Posts

Has to be a record..

staker · 02-03-2010 9:38pm

Just seen this(seeing as bad grammar is allowed)
Trent's the man Padraigg, what's he been up to since Christmas??

padraiggg · 09-03-2010 2:28pm

I dont want to give to much away but theres a new episode

http://www.trentsadventures.com/

pickarooney · 09-03-2010 3:02pm

Have you taken the hump or is Trent too powerful to post directly on thread?

padraiggg · 09-03-2010 3:12pm

No the opposite my friend made the site when everyone on here was arguing there wsa to much trent stuff so i started sending them to him to put on there if people wanted to make lots of comments

pickarooney · 09-03-2010 3:27pm

Yeah, I see what you mean.

kerash · 09-03-2010 5:07pm

"tiger style hurricane kick."
"Just then the queen elizabeth saw all of this and trent seduced her easily with a tip of his hat and she had 17 children off him."

Thank you Padraiggg

Scarydoll · 09-03-2010 10:01pm

“Hello Trent ive been expecting you” said a voice it was coming from in the speakers above Trents head. He could tell it was the boss beacuse it was his voice that was speaking.

Yay another installment! T'was epic:D

Jackobyte · 09-03-2010 10:19pm

The boss said “henchmen, take him away!” but about 38 seconds went by and nothing had happened then he realised all his henchmen were unconscious because of the gas! he quickly employed some new conscious henchmen and said the take him away command again

LOL!

Jay P · 10-03-2010 5:31am

Trent better not die.

RayCon · 10-03-2010 12:57pm

ha ha ... I laughed out loud at some moments of this "adventure" ...

my favourite part :

he turned round a man was standing there wearing some brand new €134 trousers

Hrududu · 10-03-2010 1:25pm

The people in the base couldnt breathe because of the gas, except trent he had thrown the gas so was expecting it and wearing a mask, and the boss who had a gas mask but not the other people because he didnt want to buy them all one he had just paid a big national insurance bill and he wasnt going to go spending silly money on masks and things.

Just feckin' brilliant.

peanuthead · 13-03-2010 1:52am

Oh my god!!! Hahahahahahaha - the audio!!!

Classic!! This stuff is gold!

Tigger · 13-03-2010 2:48am

He could tell it was the boss beacuse it was his voice that was speaking

peanuthead · 13-03-2010 5:43pm

I'm still convinced this started as a piss take but well done padraiggg, this stuff is amazing and could make you a small fortune.

I for one would seriously buy this book!! You've a great talent for writing humour!!

BigDuffman · 15-03-2010 10:55am

Marvelous stuff
"He had left his coat on the back of his chair but he pretended he didnt need it even though it was cold outside. he would wait until trent was punished to death and then go and get it…"

LionelNashe · 15-03-2010 8:28pm

That episode started slow, but then turned into the best one yet.

af_thefragile · 16-03-2010 10:20am

Oh the suspense!!!
What's gonna happen to Trent now!!...
Will he get back his consciousness and snapkick the hunchmen out of his way to kill the boss? or will the boss finally get the better of him... before getting his coat...

We'll just have to wait and see!

BaZmO* · 16-03-2010 11:30am

peanuthead wrote: »

I'm still convinced this started as a piss take ...

Eh, of course it started as a piss take.

Valmont · 31-03-2010 1:35am

I would recommend for Trent fans to watch the new Southpark about Catcher in the Rye.

youcancallmeal · 31-03-2010 10:08am

Valmont wrote: »

I would recommend for Trent fans to watch the new Southpark about Catcher in the Rye.

Its weird, its almost like they read this thread and then wrote that episode of South Park?

LadyJedi · 31-03-2010 8:06pm

padraiggg wrote: »

oh dear your not going to like this then

The malady of discontent part ii
! Trent tossed the secreatary into a shelf of antique door handles in disgust.

Genius !!!!

c_o_ck p_i_ss chillage · 12-04-2010 1:15am

This is the only piece of music that could do Trent justice. Turn it up to 11 :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrB7hM9UEws

CyanRain · 24-04-2010 5:48pm

Sorry if I'm reviving an old thread here or not, but I just had to stop by and say that Trent just made my f*cking day! Congrats, OP! You are a true genius. The next Ross O'Carroll Kelly for sure. Keep it up:cool:

LionelNashe · 01-05-2010 2:23pm

c_o_ck p_i_ss chillage wrote: »

This is the only piece of music that could do Trent justice. Turn it up to 11 :-)

My speakers only go up to a '10'

silvervixen84 · 01-05-2010 11:40pm

LionelNashe wrote: »

My speakers only go up to a '10'

Trent's speakers probably go up to infinity

moggser · 02-05-2010 1:33am

an beyond

16-05-2010 10:43am

oh my god, my head hurts, actual pain, from laughing so hard for the last 90 mins while reading about Trent

OP, I want your babies

Kold · 16-05-2010 12:58pm

Think he's dwindled in recent episodes. Hopefully he pulls it back up.

Scarydoll · 16-05-2010 6:27pm

Where the heck is trent? I miss him:(

Junco Partner · 15-06-2010 9:25pm

padraigg whats up with the site its down?

Tar.Aldarion · 16-06-2010 3:46am

Trent come back

phill106 · 16-06-2010 11:21am

Bandwidth exceeded. Means his site has been busy, busier then he paid for! The counters usually reset monthly, so he must be very popular!
To read googles cached version of the page, click here

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:KngxE9aFMwAJ:www.trentsadventures.com/+trents+adventures&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=ie

kerash · 16-06-2010 3:33pm

I was watching chuck norris last night and I thought hey! Trent would so like have given that guy seven looks and snapped kicked his head while his gun peowwwed him and sex was happening on all the women, hahaha Trent would say Merry Christmas Too easy..

Come back TRENT!

RobBaxter · 01-07-2010 4:07pm

brilliant!

Delighted I found this.

/subscribes

s_carnage · 02-07-2010 1:59pm

Deadly, just saw this today. Need to know what happens next. C'mon Padraiggg give us Chapter 20.

Redhairedguy · 15-07-2010 9:06pm

NEED MOAR TRENT!!!!

Dohnny Jepp · 15-07-2010 9:57pm

After reading the OP all I can think of is The Cat in the Hat by Dr Seuss!

20-08-2010 1:47pm

This is AMAZING.

How the heck have I only just discovered it now?

Hermy · 22-08-2010 6:27pm

Redhairedguy wrote: »

NEED MOAR TRENT!!!!

+1

Gulliver · 25-08-2010 11:10am

Just happened on Trent through someone's sig. Excellent stuff! Reminds me of Axecop - "written by a 5 year old and illustrated by his 29 year old brother"

smcelhinney · 25-08-2010 12:10pm

Gulliver wrote: »

Just happened on Trent through someone's sig. Excellent stuff! Reminds me of Axecop - "written by a 5 year old and illustrated by his 29 year old brother"

Oh my god, there goes my afternoon..

strokemyclover · 25-08-2010 4:42pm

Who would win in a fight between Axecop and Trent? Only one way to find out Padraiggg!

jobee · 25-08-2010 7:38pm

padraiggg wrote: »

Chapter 1

A man in a hat entered the room. He took off the hat. “It's you!” They all said. At the same time like a class speaking to a teacher. “Hahaha Hello gentleman”, the man in the hat said, putting the hat on the table. “And hello ladies he said. Turning to the ladies and lifting his hat politely. “Leave us alone Trent!” The women said. Perhaps it was because the were angry at him for something he had done in the past, a long, long time ago. Or perhaps it was because he was holding a gun at them! The gun came from nowhere. He had got it out of his pocket and now both bullets were aimed at the people.”Say your prayers!” The man said but one of the men grabbed the gun, knocking the table with the hat on it and some other things on the floor. A vase got broken. Now the gun was in the other hands and we would have to wait and see if it was the right hands.

got this far, now got to work out what happens next!

I'm pleased you didn't say anything, it must have been easy on you.

My first go - title "The Madman?"

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