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would you rather?!

  • 24-10-2009 4:21pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭


    tis the classic would you rather game yay!! :D

    ok il start with an easy one,

    Would you rather get bitten on the ass by an animal or let a rodent/creepy crawley run all over you?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭aDeener


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    tis the classic would you rather game yay!! :D

    ok il start with an easy one,

    Would you rather get bitten on the ass by an animal or let a rodent/creepy crawley run all over you?

    bitten definitely.

    would you rather stand on an upturned plug barefoot or stub your toe off a door saddle?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,847 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla




  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    would you rather give your dad a blowie or go down on your mum?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 104 ✭✭Jaeger 90


    Would you rather rape your mother or your father


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    would you rather kick a puppy to death or check your dad for genital warts?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    aDeener wrote: »
    bitten definitely.

    would you rather stand on an upturned plug barefoot or stub your toe off a door saddle?


    stub my toe definitly, iv done it enough times before lol

    would u rather eat stale leftover sushi or the insides of a rodent?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    would you rather give your dad a blowie or go down on your mum?


    lol damn u i hate these!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Would you have sex with your son to save his life?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Would you rather go down on Mary Harney or let a horse kick you in the balls..........twice :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Moved to Cuckoo's Nest.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    phasers wrote: »
    Would you have sex with your son to save his life?

    If a killer put a knife to my throat and said "have sex with your mother or I'm gonna kill your father while having sex with you", I would have sex with myself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Would you rather have Gary Glitter or Gerry McCann look after your baby?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,603 ✭✭✭Ferris_Bueller


    mikom wrote: »
    Would you rather have Gary Glitter or Gerry McCann look after your baby?

    Gerry McCann.

    Would you rather be deaf or blind?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    i would rather AH stop putting crap in my nest!!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    would you rather have a constant erection that you can't hide and wont go down untill you are attracted to a girl

    OR

    have an actual fully working eye on the tip of your penis?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Get back to you on that one!


    WYR the cuckoo's nest or puzzle & quiz's...(one more for sarky's list)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    TCN, of course! What's P & Q?


    WYR type or count?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Count!!!


    WYR .....love or hate!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Love - makes the world go 'round...

    WYR...Snow or Rain?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Snow, all white and clean and cold!


    WYR Soft whipped or frozen!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    frozen

    WYR vanilla or chocolate?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,125 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Always chocolate. Chocolate is the king of snacks in the same way that chicken is the king of meat.

    WYR a huge amount of chocolate or a vast amount?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    A vast amount!!!


    WYR eat a slug or run to the shops nude!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,125 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    I would say I'd like to do both but do I really have to run?

    WYR a quilt or a duvet and what is a divan? Harvey Norman has them but what are they?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    It's one you can fit your pants into!!!!


    WyR 2 duvet, 6 pillow's or a trampoline???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,125 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    I'd like all of those. No danger from falling then. If I had to choose I'd say the trampoline. Just to be different. Am I rambling? Apologies.

    WYR the first five seconds of the next song or straight to the chorus?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Chorus, lets not beat around the bushes!!!


    WYR put me to bed or be held accountable for what i could do next!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,125 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Off to bed with you and get what the scientist's call Zzzz's. I love em. Last letter in the alphabet you know.

    WYR a zombie Micheal Jackson or a zombie Peter Jackson.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    Zombie peter jackson of course.


    Would you rather count to a million or be gordon browns hand maiden


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    The count, dont think i would make a good maiden!!!


    WYR eat noodles with a fork or chop sticks!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Fork those forking noodles!

    WYR - Sambuca or Beiley's?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Baileys

    WYR: hiccups for life and a million spondulicks - or poverty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    poverty!!!(baileys can reach the parts others cant)


    WYR go to the sun for christmas or stay in the cold and just drink yourself stupid!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Sun and drunk and stooopid beats the cold any day!

    WYR - Go au naturelle on a beach where nobody knows you

    OR

    do a body shot off of the celebrity of YOUR choice?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Eh... Tough one...

    Fcukit, I'll go with the lie - body shot. :D

    Tequila Sunrise or White Russian?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I want tequila sunrise

    whiskey sour or pina colada?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    White Russian with a creamy, frothed head ~ have you ever watched guys watching a gal licking the head of a White Russian?

    WYR - drink a Blow Job properly (no hands) OR suck down a Slippery Nipple properly?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Colrow? Is that you re-regging again? :rolleyes:

    Nipples, always the nipples.

    Suicide or matricide? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Hey JTK, is that you, the noo? (How fcuking stooopid is that? Old English?)

    Matricide! Oooops - she's already below ground...........Rise If Possible.....

    WYR - grab JG and have yer way with him OR grab Deki and have your way with her?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Ha ha, hee hee, ho hum...

    Objection, Your Honour. Trying to lead the witness. :pac:

    WYR crunchy or smooth peanut butter?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    crunchy, likes a bit of bite!!!


    WYR, eat your weetabix hot or cold!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    We don't have weetabix-so i can't eat any anyway:(

    WYR cereal with sugar or plain?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    with sugar.


    WYR for a walk with homer or peter???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    homer

    WYR have Marge in to coffee or Lois?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    marge, could get hair tips:)


    WYR, give a snowman a pointy carrot nose or a round black lump of coal one???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭Lola92


    joes girls wrote: »
    marge, could get hair tips:)


    WYR, give a snowman a pointy carrot nose or a round black lump of coal one???


    Carrot nose FTW! Coal is for the buttons and smiley face:D


    Would you rather...bungee jump or go paragliding?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Would have to be bungee, but someone would have to push me!!!


    WYR sugar or spice???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    would rather spice but probably end up sugar:rolleyes:

    WYR gold ribbons or red ribbons?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    RED(have them on my tree)

    WYR a box of choc's or a box of crackers???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I would rather a box of chocolates (but have the crackers)

    WYR warm Christmas jammies or underwear for present


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