Whats the funniest witty tshirt you have ever seen?

OutlawPete

DO'Carlo/Wex wrote: »

I have a few of ones images of which are on my Bebo but PM me with an E-Mail Ady & I'll send ye Images as Attachments. Here are what it says on them:
Boycott Beijing (x 3, Imported from US Pre-Olympics).
Masturbation is NOT a Crime! Bought somewhere in Dublin & Overpriced.
Never trust a Commie! The Amount of People who thought I was refering to Chefs was ridiculous.
Padraig Nally 1, John "Frog" Ward 0! The Man's a Ledgend & NOT for killing Mr.Ward, for defending his' own property.
May The Road Rise With You! Guess the Song?
Anger is an Energy. Go on, Guess!
I am The Antichrist! Sensing a Pattern?
Ding-Dong, I've a Big Schlong! Ice-breaker!
Giving Less of a **** Everyday! Wore into work a few times.
Zero Defects. My Ex-Employers' Ex Hr Person thought it'd be a Good Idea for Each Dept. to Achieve ZD & a T-Shirt as a Reward would boost Staff Morale. Wasn't a Good Idea & Didn't.

If you have Windows Movie Maker you could make a vid (it's real easy) upload to YouTube and then post it .. make sure they are ironed though, we have standards here

If you don't have it .. PM me and I'll make one for you. With your choice of song of course

magma69

"I F*CKED THE OLSEN TWINS BEFORE THEY WERE FAMOUS"

AnonoBoy

DO'Carlo/Wex wrote: »

I have a few of ones images of which are on my Bebo but PM me with an E-Mail Ady & I'll send ye Images as Attachments. Here are what it says on them:
Boycott Beijing (x 3, Imported from US Pre-Olympics).
Masturbation is NOT a Crime! Bought somewhere in Dublin & Overpriced.
Never trust a Commie! The Amount of People who thought I was refering to Chefs was ridiculous.
Padraig Nally 1, John "Frog" Ward 0! The Man's a Ledgend & NOT for killing Mr.Ward, for defending his' own property.
May The Road Rise With You! Guess the Song?
Anger is an Energy. Go on, Guess!
I am The Antichrist! Sensing a Pattern?
Ding-Dong, I've a Big Schlong! Ice-breaker!
Giving Less of a **** Everyday! Wore into work a few times.
Zero Defects. My Ex-Employers' Ex Hr Person thought it'd be a Good Idea for Each Dept. to Achieve ZD & a T-Shirt as a Reward would boost Staff Morale. Wasn't a Good Idea & Didn't.

Those t-shirts are great.

As indicators that I should avoid conversation with you at all costs. You remind me of the 'wacky' guy in the office that everyone avoids getting roped into conversation with on a work night out. :rolleyes:

Aidric

I like my t-shirts plain.

ROCKMAN

Two for the bigger members of social

" Fat people are harder to Kidnap "

or

" I Survived Anorexia "

LeahBaby

"I came on Eileen"

:L

IvyTheTerrible

There's a high-up guy in my field of work who only wears those t-shirts to conferences.

My fave one of his has an old-style photo of a group of native American indians posing with rifles, and the caption is "Homeland Security - Preventing terrorism since 1492"

Naikon

I always liked "No, I will not fix your computer"
or the obligatory "Go away, or I will replace you with a very small shell script"

Non computer related ones...The Indian homeland security one is priceless:D
Oh, that and the Dangerous minorities shirt. Good stuff.

Rebelheart

Mike Bassett wrote: »

Just curious,I saw a good one today..well i thought it was..it had a picture of waldo and a globe and it said 'I get around'. I thought it was funny,anyone else seen any good ones lately?and im not talking those 'if found please return to the pub' rubbish. ahhh if i see one more of them!!

Seen in a shopping mall in Maine a few years back: 'My other ride's your girlfriend'

I've been looking for it online for years but all I can get are biker t-shirts which say the same thing with images of bikes and the like. Crap, really. The one in Maine had an image of this skinny fella with a big-boobed bird on the front.

cython

Naikon wrote: »

I always liked "No, I will not fix your computer"
or the obligatory "Go away, or I will replace you with a very small shell script"

Similar to that, I've seen the following on one before:

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AnonoBoy

cython wrote: »

Similar to that, I've seen the following on one before:

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0 rows returned

Crazyivan 1979

my mate has this one, always makes me laugh

http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_430xN.91287359.jpg

marwelie

My sister met a lad one night who had "Superman wears Paul O Connell pyjamas" on his tshirt. Have a picture of it and will post it when I figure out how to do it. If anyone knows where to get same tshirt let me know. Ta muchly

Blazer

I have this...always gets the old women mad ::)

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/1/26/

not bakunin

"This is what happens when cousins fuck"

"You say tomato, I say Fuck Off"

"Smoke crack and worship satan"


I don't know, theyre all so refreshingly pointlessly offensive.

AnonoBoy

Berkut wrote: »

I have this...always gets the old women mad ::)

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/1/26/

Old women hate Penny Arcade alright.

gloobag

Here's two that I own (Click on the t-shirt to see it larger. You may not be able to make out the small print on the first one ):

http://www.redbubble.com/people/hmmmbates/t-shirts/1407265-2-jesus-is-coming

http://www.redbubble.com/people/monstar/t-shirts/937866-4-mr-kinky

They generally tend to get me a lot of attention. Both good and bad

Victor_M

I hate witty T Shirts! There is nothing less funny than a geek trying to be funny by wearing a 'witty' comment on his clothes to subsidise for a lack of actual wit.

Procasinator

Victor_M wrote: »

I hate witty T Shirts! There is nothing less funny than a geek trying to be funny by wearing a 'witty' comment on his clothes to subsidise for a lack of actual wit.

Your avatar is fitting.

Anita Blow

I only read up to page 4 so if it's been mentioned, whatever...

"Nice legs. What time do they open?"

Epic Tissue

Bulimia

Twice the Taste, Zero the Calories!

Saw it on some internet comic I think, rather than a tshirt.

ToniTuddle

Victor_M wrote: »

I hate witty T Shirts! There is nothing less funny than a geek trying to be funny by wearing a 'witty' comment on his clothes to subsidise for a lack of actual wit.

Ahhh now. Don't be all serious on us. Sure it's all a bit of craic:p We're gonna be dead soon enough:cool:

I also have another one with an outline of William Wallace (Braveheart film) standing beside the Delorean car from Back To The Future and it says

"Great Scot"

fizzynicenice

Am making one for my ex-pat buddy who lives in Holland saying
"I went to Amsterdam and all I got was this lousy chlamydia"

DevilsBreath

Victor_M wrote: »

I hate witty T Shirts! There is nothing less funny than a geek trying to be funny by wearing a 'witty' comment on his clothes to subsidise for a lack of actual wit.

You got beaten up by a couple of geeks didn't ya.

Mal-Adjusted

dodgyme wrote: »

If you rely on your T-shirt to be witty you have problems. And I didnt see that on a tee-shirt

see, that's the difference etween people who have a sense of humour...and you.

ToniTuddle

Got one that says
The Evolution of Rock and underneath in order is
A Rocking Cradle (baby)
Guitar (teen)
Rocking Chair (ole granny!)


Life pretty much is in that order!

Kiith

May have been posted already, but whatever
http://tcritic.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/rtfm.jpg

deman

Picture approaching a big guy wearing a t-shirting saying "NOBODY KNOWS I'M A LESBIAN" and try not to laugh. I didn't hold it in.

OutlawPete

ToniTuddle wrote: »

I also have another one with an outline of William Wallace (Braveheart film) standing beside the Delorean car from Back To The Future and it says

"Great Scot"

Excellent, would love one of those

hallelujah

I once saw a t-shirt with 'All Homosexuals are gay' on it.

ToniTuddle

Nico22 wrote: »

Excellent, would love one of those

www.snorgtees.com

Got caught the first time round having to pay excess tax or something...but as I became a good customer they made sure that didn't happen again:D

www.bustedtees.com think that is the right address. It has few more political and harder to figure out ones

www.8ostees.com not sure if that's the right address either...I've been avoiding those sites.....(until me college grant comes in:P)

argosy2006

http://veryfunnytshirts.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/sorry-im-a-little-horse-t-shirt.jpg

cup of tea

If god didn't want us to eat animals....he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

Wore it accidently on good friday....didn't realise until it was pointed out to me

Zascar

Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night

If a fat chick falls in the forrest, do the trees laugh?

I support Gay Marriage - but only if both chicks are Hot

It's not gay if you beat them up afterwards

I'd rather be snorting cocaine off a hookers ass

More here

orourkeda

The hitlers European Tour one was an all time classic

XxMCRxBabyxX

Used to have a "Bored of the Beckhams" tshirt when I was younger and they were all over the media. Loved when randomers would compliemt on it!


Love this one now!
http://www.snorgtees.com/abstinence9999effective-p-793.html

Max Power1

Zascar wrote: »

Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night


More here

lol
LMAO at that one

ToniTuddle

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Love this one now!
http://www.snorgtees.com/abstinence9999effective-p-793.html

I bought that one last week!!!

Along with this one seeing as I'm heading to NY for the summer

http://www.snorgtees.com/ionlylikenyasafriend-p-731.html

krustydoyle

PaintDoctor wrote: »

It said "Mary was only a virgin", with a slutty pic of Mary winking, smirking, with one finger over lips in a ssssh action, and a tiny line of text underneath "if you don't count anal".

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a429/a429_thumb.jpg

Ive got this t shirt and plenty of others ive bought from t shirt hell.. you'd wanna see the looks i get sometimes... haha:D:pac::D

krustydoyle

Zascar wrote: »

Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night

If a fat chick falls in the forrest, do the trees laugh?

I support Gay Marriage - but only if both chicks are Hot

It's not gay if you beat them up afterwards

I'd rather be snorting cocaine off a hookers ass

More here

This t shirt gets me into a lot of trouble but i still wear it out..;)

Zascar

krustydoyle wrote: »

This t shirt gets me into a lot of trouble but i still wear it out..;)

It's brilliant, my absolute favourite. What sort of things to people (fat girls) say when you wear it?

Girl wearing a "Put your Willy Wonka in my Chocolate Factory" tshirt..

merengueca

Tinkerbell09 wrote: »

My latest one has a deckchair and says "Where's Grandad?"

Hairybaby? I have that one too....

dr gonzo

Dont know if its been said but i have a t-shirt hell one that says "How dare i wear this goddamn shirt in front of your ****ing kids".

Like most t-shirt hell shirts i would classify it as funny at the time.

SeanKev

FTW!

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/i-need-a-girl-who-can-handle-my-load/

Iron Hide

Had one a while ago that had a caricature of a giant stick figure destroying skyscrapers tagline was " I'm huge in Japan" Sort of fits really coz im like 6'4" or something

G-Money

I thought this one was funny when I first seen it:

http://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirts/Feck---Irish-Connection-t-shirt.m

SJW

nice one for all the disco disco heads...

http://www.simonsays.ie/product_info.php?cPath=21&products_id=62

Mint Sauce

was actully on my cousins 2 year old little girls tee shirt

'give peas a chance'

SeanKev

http://www.snorgtees.com/thechickenortheegg-p-357.html