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Women who you would secretly love to....

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  • #152
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    God this thread is a load of sh1te.
    It's "Women who you would secretly love to do" not "Women you would love to do who are well renowned as attractive, and lads would congratulate you for doing, without thinking you are a freak".
    I haven't seen such cagey answers since I interviewed Gerry McCann for that babysitting job.


  • #153
    derfderf
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    Charlotte mulhall


  • #154
    topper75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    http://www.susumusato.com/standard/editorial/JeanButler1.jpg

    You can leave those clickety-clackety dancing shoes on baby!


  • #155
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    derfderf wrote: »
    Charlotte mulhall

    That's how it's done.

    Gonna take your mama out all night
    Yeah, we'll show her what it's all about
    We'll get her jacked up on some cheap champagne
    We'll let the good times all roll out


  • #156
    sullydublin
    Registered Users Posts: 179 ✭✭sullydublin


    lol very funny


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  • #157
    tech77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭tech77


    OK kinda in the spirit of the thread, Patricia Callan of the Small Firms Association.
    (sometimes on current affairs stuff like Vincent Brown, primetime).
    Total babe.
    :o


  • #158
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    mikom wrote: »
    God this thread is a load of sh1te.
    It's "Women who you would secretly love to do" not "Women you would love to do who are well renowned as attractive, and lads would congratulate you for doing, without thinking you are a freak".
    I haven't seen such cagey answers since I interviewed Gerry McCann for that babysitting job.

    The chubby girl from Centra down the road.

    Jaysus she's get my special offer of the week so she would! Wah! Wah! Wah!









    More to your liking Mikom?


  • #159
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/36/22/83/18463687.jpg

    She has to be life's ultimate guilty pleasure.


  • #160
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    The chubby girl from Centra down the road.

    Jaysus she's get my special offer of the week so she would! Wah! Wah! Wah!

    More to your liking Mikom?

    Thats the job.
    In return........ Aine Chambers.
    Would love to lob it into Aine, but would have a problem walking into my local with her.

    Claire Byrne, Katherine Jenkins, Leah Remini, for fu<ks sake.


  • #161
    derfderf
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    mikom wrote: »
    That's how it's done.

    Gonna take your mama out all night
    Yeah, we'll show her what it's all about
    We'll get her jacked up on some cheap champagne
    We'll let the good times all roll out

    At the very least she'd be interesting.


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  • #162
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    mikom wrote: »
    Leah Remini, for fu<ks sake.

    Maybe they're ashamed because she's a Scientologist?


  • #163
    Nu-Centz
    Registered Users Posts: 108 ✭✭Nu-Centz


    bertie4evr wrote: »
    Helen Mirren +1

    id smash!


  • #164
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Macers wrote: »
    Your one from Mythbusters

    Good GOD man. Whats wrong with you?


  • #165
    doubtfir3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 338 ✭✭doubtfir3


    for me its gotta be

    Lisa Rogers from Scrapheap Challenge
    lisaroger07.jpg


  • #166
    d1975
    Closed Accounts Posts: 327 ✭✭d1975


    In UK I want Holly Willoughby and Cheryl Cole

    In Ireland I want Siobhan Bastible and Sharon Tobin


  • #167
    - bo -
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 843 ✭✭✭- bo -


    Kristen Schaal
    http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/qm/kristen-schaal-0209-lg.jpg
    http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/Schaal120808_450x409.jpg


  • #168
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Kelly Clarkson

    I seen an interview with her the day after this MTV awards and she was asked how come she didn't wear underwear on this night. She then she never wears underwear :eek:

    This video of that night is the only thing on YouTube I've ever .. eh, watched with the door locked. :D

    The part where it starts lashin rain (indoors :)) always does it for me .. defo my guilty pleasure is the Kelly Clarkson.

    ** So lock the door lads, undo that belt buckle .. ya know ya's want to **

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zjNhPfGgtM


  • #169
    - bo -
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 843 ✭✭✭- bo -


    I'd say only about half the wimmin mentioned in this thread can actually be classed as guilty pleasures/ones youd 'secretly' do... the rest are ones everyone would do and make no secret about it (Carla Bruni, Claire Byrne, Kelly Clarkson etc)


  • #170
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    - bo - wrote: »
    I'd say only about half the wimmin mentioned in this thread can actually be classed as guilty pleasures/ones youd 'secretly' do... the rest are ones everyone would do and make no secret about it (Carla Bruni, Claire Byrne, Kelly Clarkson etc)

    When ever I mention Kelly Clarkson when out n about I usually get a chorus of something along these lines .. 'She's a mowler' 'She's a fat c**t' 'That pig' 'Are ya m' 'She's a weapon' 'She's got a head like a bulldog' 'She looks like Jonner's Auld One' (Jonner's auld is looks like Hilary Clinton) etc.

    I agree though, to me Kelly is hawt.


  • #171
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    bertie4evr wrote: »
    Helen Mirren +1

    More evidence for the defence...


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  • #172
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    bertie4evr wrote: »
    Helen Mirren +1


    I think that woman would kill any man in the sack....:cool:


  • #173
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Sinead O'Connor


  • #174
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,502 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    cougar1 wrote: »
    Speaking of CSI earlier, lovely Marg, shes the body of a 18 yr old;
    Is that the one she "borrowed" from the morgue?


  • #175
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    Shakira.


    It's a secret coz I'm a girl :D


  • #176
    Voltex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,580 ✭✭✭Voltex


    http://dynimg.rte.ie/00003cb00D2.jpg

    Its shocking i know...but she sounds just sooooo nice!


  • #177
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Shakira.
    It's a secret coz I'm a girl :D

    Know what I'll be dreaming about tonight ;)


  • #178
    ella87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭ella87


    Jumpy wrote: »
    Good GOD man. Whats wrong with you?
    Awww your one from mythbusters is pretty!

    I'm gonna go with emily out of skins or katharine isabelle (Ginger snaps)
    :p


  • #179
    ball
    Registered Users Posts: 479 ✭✭ball


    I'm gonna say KT Tunstall...again

    I said it earlier on, but she's that good.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYEU91d8ngc


  • #180
    tech77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭tech77


    ella87 wrote: »
    Awww your one from mythbusters is pretty!

    Read the post again. :)
    That poster changed (the quoted) Kari Byron image to an image of your man on the show with the beret and funky moustache.


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  • #181
    ella87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭ella87


    tech77 wrote: »
    Read the post again. :)
    That poster changed (the quoted) Kari Byron image to an image of your man on the show with the beret and funky moustache.

    Haha i'm on an itouch so I'm just flicking through
    I suppose he's pretty too hahaha


  • #182
    Kirnsy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 970 ✭✭✭Kirnsy


    d1975 wrote: »
    In UK I want Holly Willoughby and Cheryl Cole

    In Ireland I want Siobhan Bastible and Sharon Tobin

    jaysus you must have verry high standards if Cheryl Cole is a guilty pleasure ;)




    .... or you're a woman.


  • #183
    smodgley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 742 ✭✭✭smodgley


    nuala carey

    mmmmm


  • #184
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    These three :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FThHmo0od9c


  • #185
    DSB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,951 ✭✭✭DSB


    Not the one on the left, no way.


  • #186
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    DSB wrote: »
    Not the one on the left, no way.

    She'd be my first :D .. Not the one the right for me, she looks like a tranny.


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  • #187
    I_am_Jebus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭I_am_Jebus


    Kat von D

    But it ain't no secret

    kat.jpg


  • #188
    GroundHog
    Registered Users Posts: 46 ✭GroundHog


    Jollyman wrote: »
    Following on from todays avril lavine thread, it had me thinking about what would i consider to be my guilty pleasure if i was to pick a not so stunning super model type.... the type of woman you would secretly love to get with but would never admit it.....

    dunno why but here is mine...

    Purely in the spirit of this thread, i would never actually consider...well maybe for a wellpaid job and a trip in the government jet:D

    http://dynimg.rte.ie/0001094e10dr.jpg


  • #189
    Hovercraft
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭Hovercraft


    Who would I secretly love to......? Amanda Burton.............

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/29/article-1063632-02D4FA1100000578-665_233x376.jpg


  • #190
    heavyballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,683 ✭✭✭heavyballs


    Mary Lou McDonald,i'd say she's tops in the sack


  • #191
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    heavyballs wrote: »
    Mary Lou McDonald,i'd say she's tops in the sack

    Yeah, defo a guilty shag :)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzkzYzD6Hpo


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  • #192
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    Kirnsy wrote: »
    jaysus you must have verry high standards if Cheryl Cole is a guilty pleasure ;)




    .... or you're a woman.

    I would never make it a secret if I got a chance at cheryl.

    heavyballs wrote: »
    Mary Lou McDonald,i'd say she's tops in the sack

    Def another one worth a rattle.


  • #193
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Shakira.


    It's a secret coz I'm a girl :D

    I'd pay to see that.


    /laser card details pm'd.


  • #194
    Dancor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,624 ✭✭✭Dancor


    Also Meryl Streep, Especially in TDWP

    http://www.merilstreep.com/images/pictures/large/meryl-streep10.jpg


  • #195
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    We are all gonna look total fools if the OP suddenly says, oops they forgot to add a comma after the word Women .. :)

    Edit** Sometimes I don't be well when I post :rolleyes:


  • #196
    milod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 757 ✭✭✭milod


    sarah-beeny.jpg


  • #197
    komodosp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭komodosp


    Davina McCall before she lost the weight! Damn, can't find a photo of her on d'net... when she used to present "God's Gift"


  • #198
    CSC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭CSC


    Liz McDonald from Coronation Street.


  • #199
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    CSC wrote: »
    Liz McDonald from Coronation Street.

    The OP Jollyman has baggsied her already .. ;)


  • #200
    Jollyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 247 ✭✭Jollyman


    Nico22 wrote: »
    The OP Jollyman has baggsied her already .. ;)


    Ah im sure there is enough of Liz to go around (after all poor helen mirren is gettin a right dose here.... and i would like to be added to her list too) at least im not the only one who needs to be sent to confessions ;)


  • #201
    UsedtobePC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭UsedtobePC


    Her


    I would but I'd be totally embarrased to admit it or to get caught with her


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