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  • 27-10-2009 10:52pm
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    coldfire1x
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    IF YOU ARE A FEMALE, THAN PLEASE, READ NO FURTHER.... Sorry ;)

    First, the Lord made man in the Garden Of Eden. Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing".

    After casting about for a suitable pearl, kept messing around and created a girl.

    God named this creation 'women' and he gave her....

    Two beautiful legs, so long and so tender. A beautiful waist so slim and so slender. Two lovely hips to increase his desire, rounded and firm to bring out the fire. Two lovely arms just waiting to bless you, with two loving hands to soothe and caress you. Two beautiful lips so warm and inviting. God knew that the man would find it exciting.

    Shw was made for a man to make his heart sing.

    Then he added a mouth and ruined the whole f***ing thing!!!


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