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One for Wednesday

  • 28-10-2009 2:25pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭


    The pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, all
    of whom could not figure out how to cure him.

    Finally he was brought to an old physician, who stated that he could figure it out.
    After about an hour's examination he came out and told the cardinals that he knew what was wrong.

    He said that the bad news was that it was a rare disorder of the testicles.
    He said that the goods news was that all the pope had to do to be cured was to have sex.

    Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it at length.

    Finally they went to the pope with the doctor and explained the situation.

    After some thought, the pope stated, "I agree, but under four
    conditions."

    The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar. Over all of the noise there arose a single voice that asked, "And what are the four conditions?"

    The room stilled. There was a long pause...

    The pope replied,
    "First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see with whom
    she is having sex.

    "Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is
    having sex.

    "And third she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out with who
    she is having sex, she can tell no one."

    After another long pause a voice arose and asked, "And the fourth condition?"

    The pope smiled and replied, "Big Boobs."


Comments

  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,911 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Nice and crude. Made me smile :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,347 ✭✭✭Closed ac


    Good one! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭rizzee


    Haha sweet :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,986 ✭✭✭philstar


    i'm sure benedict would like it too,

    then again maybe not


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭_SONIC_


    NICE!!!


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