She was only........!

dak

SHE was only the .......

admiral's daughter, but her naval base was always full of discharged seamen!
astronaut's daughter, but she knew how to take off.
athlete's daughter, but she was always ready to play ball.
barman's daughter, but she knew how to pull them.
blacksmith's daughter, but she knew how to forge ahead.
bookbinder's daughter, but she knew her way between the sheets.
bricklayer's daughter, but she was certainly stacked.
butcher's daughter, but there wasn't much more she could loin.
cattleman's daughter, but she couldn't keep her calves together.
cave man's daughter, but you should have seen what dinosaur.
chimney sweep's daughter, but she could sure haul ash.
clergyman's daughter, but you couldn't put anything pastor.
cobbler's daughter, but she was built to last.
communist's daughter, but all the boys got a share.
doctor's daughter, but she really knew how to operate.
draughtman's daughter, but she never knew where to draw the line.
electrician's daughter, but she lit up half the town.
electrician's daughter, but she had good connections.
Energizer bunny, but she kept going, and going, and going...
farmer's daughter, but she knew hundreds of ways to fertilize.
film censor's daughter, but she didn't know when to cut it out.
fisherman's daughter, but she reeled when she saw my rod.
fisherman's daughter, but all the guys swalled her lines.
fishmonger's daughter, but she lay on the slab and said fillet.
flag-wavers daughter, but she'd let her standards down for anyone.
florist's daughter, but she had the best tulips in town.
fruit vendor's daughter, but she certainly had a pail.
gravedigger's daughter, but she liked lying under the sod.
insurance broker's daughter, but all the guys liked her policy.
jockey's daughter, but all the horse manure.
lighthouse keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night.
lumberjack's daughter, but you could hear her ring barking for miles.
milkman's daughter, but she was cream of the crop.
moonshiner's daughter, but I loved her still.
musician's daughter, but she knew all the bars in town.
optician's daughter, but after a few of glasses made a spectacle of herself.
parachutist's daughter, but she was free-4-all.
philanthropist's daughter, but she kept giving things away.
photographer's daughter, but she was really developed.
pitcher's daughter, but you should have seen her curves.
plumber's daughter, but she made good use of her fixtures.
professor's daughter, but she gave all the boys a lesson.
real estate agent's daughter, but she gave a lot away.
road worker's daughter, but she knew how to get her asphalt.
statistician's daughter, but she knew all the standard deviations.
steelworker's daughter, but you should see that pig iron.
telegrapher's daughter, but she sure didit...didit...didit....
tree feller's daughter, but t'ree fellas were never enough for her.
undertaker's daughter, but she knew how to bury a stiff.
vacuum salesman's daughter, but she knew how to suck.
violinist's daughter, but when she removed her G-string, all the boys wanted a fiddle.
weatherman's daughter, but she sure had a warm front.
woodcutter's daughter, but she knew how to get a feller.

smcgiff

One or two mildly amusing.

Closed ac

Not great tbh.

dilallio

dak wrote: »

SHE was only the .......

moonshiner's daughter, but .....

She made me liquor all night long

Bearhunter

She was only the orchardist's daughter, but I was up to me balls in cider.

dak

DKZ wrote: »

Not great tbh.

Please read the charter! There is a rating system if you want to vote on wheter a joke is good or bad ! Maybe you could try and post a few jokes yourself and add to the forum !

_SONIC_

dak wrote: »

Please read the charter! There is a rating system if you want to vote on wheter a joke is good or bad ! Maybe you could try and post a few jokes yourself and add to the forum !

your not the mod so please dont try to be the mod!!!

dont let the door hit you on the way out!!!

BANNED!!!!

The Agogo

_SONIC_ wrote: »

your not the mod so please dont try to be the mod!!!

dont let the door hit you on the way out!!!

BANNED!!!!

Gary ITR

Ah for the love of God.... Do I really have to step in here? Drop it please

Condoms

Good Effort

Closed ac

dak wrote: »

Please read the charter! There is a rating system if you want to vote on wheter a joke is good or bad ! Maybe you could try and post a few jokes yourself and add to the forum !

On every single thread in this section people comment on whether or not they like the jokes? Otherwise what are we supposed to reply?

spoutwell

she was only the moderator's daughter, but when it came to loosening her threads .....