Arcade and Retro forum beers! (AKA the night of the scandalously drunk retro geeks)

Atavan-Halen

Sera wrote: »

nahson, I'd have it up on youtube, fight of the century
"Hollis attacked by School Girl"

I can just imagine you having to be held back by security, screaming "hold my earrings!!" While throwing punches in every direction :P

Myrddin

Jack burton wrote: »

I'm still waiting on all those photoshop'd pictures!

I don't have it installed anymore so your safe on my end anyway

Sparks43

atavan-halen wrote: »

I can just imagine myself having to be held back by security, screaming "hold my earrings!!" While throwing punches in every direction :P

Getting better only one mistake in your post this time:D

Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy

atavan-halen wrote: »

I can just imagine you having to be held back by security, screaming "hold my earrings!!" While throwing punches in every direction :P

HOLD MAH TOOTH! Reenacting all that wrestling I watched.
I can be on talk shows then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B19HEUmnqDk

Andrew76

atavan-halen wrote: »

I can just imagine you having to be held back by security, screaming "hold my earrings!!" While throwing punches in every direction :P

This is how I'd imagine the fight would really go. :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JLglSByGGo

Would that be Sera we hear in the background?

Atavan-Halen

Add in a dash of limerick and bingo.

Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy

Andrew76 wrote: »

This is how I'd imagine the fight would really go.
Would that be Sera we hear in the background?

Between me and Atavan is it?
That guy didn't even say "ghowl" "pure" or "like" once, that's 75% of almost all my sentences

Myrddin

Andrew76 wrote: »

This is how I'd imagine the fight would really go. :pac:

Or they could do it Retr0's way?

CiDeRmAn

So, aside from Jack "I look nothing like Kurt Russell" Burton, are most people coming?

Do I have to do another bumper shop in Iceland? (last time I may have over done it a tad!)

Myrddin

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

So, aside from Jack "I look nothing like Kurt Russell" Burton, are most people coming?

Do I have to do another bumper shop in Iceland? (last time I may have over done it a tad!)

I shan't be in attendance

OwaynOTT

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

So, aside from Jack "I look nothing like Kurt Russell" Burton, are most people coming?

Do I have to do another bumper shop in Iceland? (last time I may have over done it a tad!)

I won't be coming. Exam at 9.00 am next morning. I reckon you should just call the whole thing off.

Atavan-Halen

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

So, aside from Jack "I look nothing like Kurt Russell" Burton, are most people coming?

Do I have to do another bumper shop in Iceland? (last time I may have over done it a tad!)

No need for Iceland. Stock up on a few kegs of absinthe, vodka and captain Morgan's.

Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

So, aside from Jack "I look nothing like Kurt Russell" Burton, are most people coming?

Don't overbuy on the food this time, you'll be poor!
I'll be going, in volunteering tomorrow, will tell em I won't be going to the party.

CiDeRmAn

Sera wrote: »

Don't overbuy on the food this time, you'll be poor!
I'll be going, in volunteering tomorrow, will tell em I won't be going to the party.

Even though Burton and Enternow won't be there?
And Atavan is leaving early?

Atavan-Halen

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

Even though Burton and Enternow won't be there?
And Atavan is leaving early?

If I'm in work that next day that is.

Dr Bob

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

Well, I will send a googlemaps link to anyone who wants it.
My house name is now on the thing so there is no excuse for folk getting lost.
Anyhow, I'll clearly identify it by burning an effigy of a selection of Army Men games by the gate, that way the house will be easily identifiable.

More importantly, is there anyone for whom the 7th of December is a no-no?
If so we can do something about it but we need to know now.
Will Enternow go?
Will Atavan be sober?
Will O1s1n venture out?
Will Sera be still dating that loser?
Will Retr0 be still thanking his lucky stars that someone was willing to date him, and not expect to be paid an hourly rate?
All these questions will, hopefully, be answered!

Provisionally I'm in , although the last 4 times I've said this something has cropped up to stop me .

I'll be me first time with a few beers after a some months off, for detoxing purposes , so this may be me by about 9 0'clock:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOy8R_8f3Io

Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

Even though Burton and Enternow won't be there?
And Atavan is leaving early?

Pffffft! Forget those gaiz, we have Sparks right? think how varied the conversations will be!
Retr0 will have at least 40 rants, that's something to look forward to and he'll bring the CDI!
Meanwhile I'll be talking to the dogs :cool:

Atavan-Halen

Meanwhile ill be in the jacuzzi with hot babes and my entourage.

Retr0gamer

Damn it my one time I get to start a brawl with Martin Hollis and a load of Goldeneye fanboys and I've programming lectures

Sparks43

Retr0gamer wrote: »

Damn it my one time I get to start a brawl with Martin Hollis and a load of Goldeneye fanboys and I've programming lectures

You ARE going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SXsCkKuvOU

DinoRex

Ran into a certain someone tonight who I may have convinced to drag himself away from his pantry for the evening.

johnny_ultimate

DinoRex wrote: »

Ran into a certain someone tonight who I may have convinced to drag himself away from his pantry for the evening.

Oh it better be Jeeves of Ask Jeeves fame! Haven't seen that guy in ages!

pdbhp

When is this?
I want to try come along

Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy

pdbhp wrote: »

When is this?
I want to try come along

The 7th of Dec it's a Friday

pdbhp

Sera wrote: »

The 7th of Dec it's a Friday

árse, thats the same day as my Christmas do:(

Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy

pdbhp wrote: »

árse, thats the same day as my Christmas do:(

We'd 2 do's on the 8th and Ciders has a stag I think the week before, a week later is too close but he'll clear that up ;c I'm prob all mixed up

CiDeRmAn

You just have ever to ask yourself if you want to talk about football and girls all night or video games!
I know which one a red blooded retro gamer fiend would pick, and then he'd come to the Beers!

ghostchant

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

You just have ever to ask yourself if you want to talk about football and girls all night or video games!
I know which one a red blooded retro gamer fiend would pick, and then he'd come to the Beers!

Football and girls, while playing video games :P my PhD conferring on the 7th so I won't be making my A&R beers debut this time, I'll make it a new year's resolution

DinoRex

Sera wrote: »

Between me and Atavan is it?
That guy didn't even say "ghowl" "pure" or "like" once, that's 75% of almost all my sentences

The other 25% is 'Pennys'

CiDeRmAn

What does "Ghowl" mean, I've been looking through the OED and can't find in there anywhere!
And, be assured, the Christmas Beers is more important than any minor work doo...

Atavan-Halen

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

What does "Ghowl" mean, I've been looking through the OED and can't find in there anywhere!
And, be assured, the Christmas Beers is more important than any minor work doo...

It means vajayjay.

Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy

atavan-halen wrote: »

It means vajayjay.

Not here, some other places use it like that, it's like dope I guess

Atavan-Halen

Sera wrote: »

Not here, some other places use it like that, it's like dope I guess

No wonder my pickup lines always fail!

CiDeRmAn

Another mystery solved... why Atavan can't score in Limerick.

Tune in again next week as we ask our studio guest to randomly select a part of the world and we find out why Atavan fails to get off over there as well!


(only kidding, I'm sure you're bating them off with a stick)



(and thats bating as in beating, not 'bating as in a foreshortening of masturbating..... just sayin' y'all)

DinoRex

I'm currently dating a Tangela.



Is it cool to bring her along? Have told her about the meet ups.

(note: she's actually a girl with purple dreadlocks)

Retr0gamer

DinoRex wrote: »

Is it cool to bring her along? Have told her about the meet ups.

(note: she's actually a girl with purple dreadlocks)

Imaginary girlfriends are allowed I'm sure. They don't take up much space and don't hog all the finger food :P

Atavan-Halen

Is she hot?

She must be if she has purple dreads.

CiDeRmAn

After my last effort there is little chance of running out of food!
Yeah Dino, imaginary lady friends are fine, just hope Atavans imaginary girlfriend doesn't get jealous...

DinoRex

Actually beginning to wonder if she is imaginary as she was standing right next to me at the protest last night, but when I saw the footage on the news there was no one standing next to me... Could just be vampire or ghost though.

Sparks43

Its ok i seen her:D

CiDeRmAn

Batman: I love purple...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHRIT42pRuI

CiDeRmAn

Remember all, Christ/Judas mas Beers incoming, Friday 7th

Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy

the rule of Enternow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JUCfX1P1ik

pdbhp

So next Friday good stuff, where is it on?
I think I've ditched my Crimbo doo in favour of hanging out with dubious individuals from the interwebs.

May not have a motor though as my work vehicle is out of D.O.E and tax so I'll have to play it by ear:(

CiDeRmAn

pdbhp wrote: »

So next Friday good stuff, where is it on?

I think it's my house...
I may not go myself!

I think I've ditched my Crimbo doo in favour of hanging out with dubious individuals from the interwebs

Well, I'm sure they will show their appreciation by peeing in your tea over Advent!

DinoRex

I'll be there. (sans tangela)

I can bring a Wii U if you don't have one... Did I mention I have one?

CiDeRmAn

DinoRex wrote: »

I'll be there. (sans tangela)

I can bring a Wii U if you don't have one... Did I mention I have one?

Hmm,
Reminds me of this guy....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enau4SKqeZY

DinoRex

We should try and network 3 Wii U's together for Mario Kart!

I could totally do it if I just had the right cable.

Sparks43

DinoRex wrote: »

We should try and network 3 Wii U's together for Mario Kart!

I could totally do it if I just had the right cable.

If its a lan cable i can crimp you one up

CiDeRmAn

Yeah, 8 player Mario Kart.... it's bound to work... this time....

No sooner will we have the right cable but, before it works, it'll want us to sacrifice a 7 year old cat on a stone of granite, whilst it is pointing at a rising Jupiter, with an obsidian blade, itself blooded with the blood of a first born calf.
I just checked, it's all in the Mario Kart DD manual, there, in the back....