Sheffield Utd V Newcastle United Match Thread

That_Guy

Didn't see one made lads so here we go.

How on earth did Henderson not score for Sheffield Utd?

That_Guy

Very worried about our defence..... wouldn't be the first time. Enrique and Colo take way too many risks back there. Trying to do tricks. Have a feeling it may backfire unless Chris tells them to cop the fcuk on.

That_Guy

Jesus we are all over the place.

Duff

That_Guy wrote: »

Very worried about our defence..... wouldn't be the first time. Enrique and Colo take way too many risks back there. Trying to do tricks. Have a feeling it may backfire unless Chris tells them to cop the fcuk on.

Words out of my mouth. Trying too much fancy stuff.:mad:

wicklowdub

seems to be all Sheffield at the moment

That_Guy

Duff wrote: »

Word out of my mouth. Trying too much fancy stuff.:mad:

It'd be ok if they were good but they're not all that good. We're all over the shop.

They're gonna eventually score from one of those long range shots. We deserve to be losing.

That_Guy

wicklowdub wrote: »

seems to be all Sheffield at the moment

Spot on apart from that Ryan Taylor effort moments ago.

wicklowdub

very harsh yellow for Morgan there

That_Guy

That_Guy wrote: »

Very worried about our defence..... wouldn't be the first time. Enrique and Colo take way too many risks back there. Trying to do tricks. Have a feeling it may backfire unless Chris tells them to cop the fcuk on.

Add Simpson to this list.

Duff

Seems to be alot of ''fouls'' going against us though.

Duff

EDIT: Except for colo, hes itching for a yellow.

That_Guy

Colo is gonna be our downfall.

Beekay

yeah, he seems to be acting the fool

That_Guy

We need half time. We've not created any chances and our defence is so dodgy it's like Jenga blocks waiting to collapse.

That_Guy

Commentator: Coloccini was brilliant there.

Ah sure there's a first time for everything. :pac:

That_Guy

Half time. Thank fcuk for that.

wicklowdub

This is only the 2nd time I've watched Newcastle this season, the first was the was when they beat Reading 3-0 and were excellent, they look a totally different side today, a much pooer side. Whats gone wrong?

Cake Man

Are we playing with a midfield lads? Coz I didn't see one. As I feared, we're playing rubbish again. Giving the ball away too easily. Midfield clueless and misplacing passes. Don't know how we're not a goal or two down already.

That_Guy

wicklowdub wrote: »

This is only the 2nd time I've watched Newcastle this season, the first was the was when they beat Reading 3-0 and were excellent, they look a totally different side today, a much pooer side. Whats gone wrong?

Injuries.

Qprmeath

Was at Newcastle Qpr a few weeks back and it was obvious that Newcastle lacked any real width. Very strong down the centre but rarely make any inroads on the flanks.

That_Guy

Cake Man wrote: »

Are we playing with a midfield lads? Coz I didn't see one. As I feared, we're playing rubbish again. Giving the ball away too easily. Midfield clueless and misplacing passes. Don't know how we're not a goal or two down already.

Doesn't really look like it. Far too many times our two centre backs haven't been in position. They've been pushing forward into midfield and our supposed midfield seem undisciplined and are just doing whatever they want.

Alan Smith has been poor. He needs to rally the troops together and tell them to cop the fcuk on. He's been guilty of misplacing loads of passes himself. We've to come out of the traps fast. We're better than this. If we don't Sheffield United will hammer us.

That_Guy

Qprmeath wrote: »

Was at Newcastle Qpr a few weeks back and it was obvious that Newcastle lacked any real width. Very strong down the centre but rarely make any inroads on the flanks.

The problem is that we always seem to lump the ball up to Carroll so he can head it on to the likes of Nolan or Smith.

When we do play wide we give the ball away well too often. Jonas for all his tricks is sloppy and hasn't been able to run at defenders. Ryan Taylor is the same really.

Centre of midfield is our strong point arguably but I'd much prefer to see Smith and Guthrie in there than Butt.

Cake Man

Yeah definitely, Smith needs to wake up big time. I'd normally say get Lovenkrands/Guthrie/Harewood on but in fairness, they're not going to do any better.

C'mon to fcuk!

That_Guy

Shay Given referring to Newcastle as "we". "We should create some more"

HE STILL LOVES US!!!!

wicklowdub

Shay Given saying "us" when talking about Newcastle, brilliant.

Cake Man

Someone surely going to be sent off by the end of the game......most probably one of ours! :rolleyes:

That_Guy

WTF. Carroll get forward!!!

That_Guy

That's more like it. Come on!!!

Cake Man

Unlucky Nolan, getting a bit better come on!

Unlucky Carroll!

Insect Overlord

Great header by Carroll! So unlucky.

That_Guy

Carroll so close.

That_Guy

TAYLOR!!!!!!! BEAUTY.

Insect Overlord

Goal?! wtf?!

Cake Man

Jammy fcuker!!I love it tho!:D

That_Guy

One's not enough. More more more more more more more more more.

That_Guy

Carroll again. Unlucky. Where the hell was this creation in the first half?

Cake Man

That_Guy wrote: »

One's not enough. More more more more more more more more more.

Yeah, don't bloody sit back and invite pressure!

That_Guy

I've noticed that in every televised game I've watched of Newcastle this season we've always closed down more in the second half and there's never been any of it in the first half. What's up with that?

That_Guy

Enrique you little beast. I take it back. You are amazing. You can fcuk around at the back all you like.

That_Guy

COLO WILL YOU STOP THAT!!!

Cake Man

That_Guy wrote: »

Enrique you little beast. I take it back. You are amazing. You can fcuk around at the back all you like.

He's been brilliant.

That_Guy

Cake Man wrote: »

He's been brilliant.

We'll be fcuked if he gets injured.

Cake Man

That_Guy wrote: »

We'll be fcuked if he gets injured.

Yeah, no more Duff to fill in left back! Could maybe do with getting a sub on, Jonas off I think.

That_Guy

Wait a minute.... Butt is captain?

Cake Man

Fcuking heart in mouth stuff there. Yeah, was Smith not original capt.?

That_Guy

My heart. My poor fcuking heart.

Yeah Smith was made captain. Not sure what's going on there. A much better influence than Butt.

Cake Man

That_Guy wrote: »

My heart. My poor fcuking heart.

Yeah Smith was made captain. Not sure what's going on there. A much better influence than Butt.

Expect more of that, there going for it now!

Simpson for Ranger??

That_Guy

Ranger on? Simpson off?

What's going on?

That_Guy

Cake Man wrote: »

Expect more of that, there going for it now!

Simpson for Ranger??

Believe me mate. My heart has sustained worse supporting this team.

Chris must think that Simpson is gonna get sent off or something. Make a reckless challenge and give away a penalty.

That_Guy

WTF. Ref is terrible. Ridiculous decisions going against us.

That_Guy

Jonas off. Here comes the Hare.