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beertons · 2009-11-03 21:56:33

......Brian Cowen is being driven through the badlands of Kerry, when his driver swerves to avoid a pot hole and hits a pig on the side of the road, killing it. Brian suggests to the driver that he should go up to the farm house and apologise for the accident and offer to pay for the damages. An hours later he returns,…

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03-11-2009 10:56pm

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beertons

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......Brian Cowen is being driven through the badlands of Kerry, when his driver swerves to avoid a pot hole and hits a pig on the side of the road, killing it. Brian suggests to the driver that he should go up to the farm house and apologise for the accident and offer to pay for the damages. An hours later he returns, with his clothes torn, holding a bottle of wine in one hand, and a cigar in the other, swaying left and right as he walked.
"What happened" asks Brian.
"Well, the farmer gave me this bottle, his wife gave me this cigar, and his beautiful 19 year old daughter made passionate love to me."
"Bloody hell, what did you tell them."
I just said "I'm Brian Cowen's driver and I just killed the pig."

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#2 04-11-2009 10:24pm
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I'm glad that happened in Kerry:rolleyes:

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