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You are a skanger if...

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  • #202
    Anna88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭Anna88


    I_am_Jebus wrote: »
    traveller / culchie / skanger all the same apparently...:D

    And wtf are you??


  • #203
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,239 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Anna88 wrote: »
    And wtf are you??
    Jebus, clearly

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #204
    Anna88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭Anna88


    Oh ye sorry....jebus translates into dickhead!!


  • #205
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    You are a skanger if you're born in Dublin.

    Stereotypes ftw.


  • #206
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    That_Guy wrote: »
    You are a skanger if you're born in Dublin, on the northside.

    Stereotypes ftw.

    FYP ;)


  • #207
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    FYP ;)

    Southsiders are socially acceptable scumbags. They do coke inside and not on the streets. ;)


  • #208
    Hank Scorpio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    you think your the man walking down the street in the daylight holding a open beer can or bottle, all the while not drinking so as many people will see you as possible, hard man strut is optional


  • #209
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    I also forgot to mention that you're also a skanger if you hang out by that Evening Herald newspaper stand on O'Connell St, just before you turn down Abbey St.

    Every fcuking day they're there. Raising a family there or something.


  • #210
    Havermeyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    If you use the words story and bud as a way of greeting somone.


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  • #211
    Esmeralda34
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 180 ✭✭Esmeralda34


    bigeasyeah wrote: »
    -You would be a victim of eugenics and selective breeding.
    -Wear garish trousers.
    -Watch soccer.
    -Are ugly
    -Cant spell

    Can we assume that you feel that people challenged and defeated by punctuation don't fit the skanger profile...?!:D


  • #212
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Good god this is getting boring. I'm off to start a 'You know you're a D4 head if...' thread.


  • #213
    refusetolose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,559 ✭✭✭refusetolose


    you come from Dublin.......


  • #214
    Dman001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,534 ✭✭✭Dman001


    I hate the way Tracksuit pants are associated with skangers. They are the most comfortable thing in the world and we can't waer them out in public without being accused of being a skanger. They ruined for the rest of us.


  • #215
    grenache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    You're a skanger if after receiving dole money on Wednesday morning, you immediately go to the local offie and ask for '10 cans of Carling and 2 flaggins of Linden Village, bud'.


  • #216
    A_SN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭A_SN


    Confab wrote: »
    Good god this is getting boring. I'm off to start a 'You know you're a D4 head if...' thread.
    ...if you're from D4? You'd think that one is fairly straightforward ;)


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  • #217
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    You are only a skanger if you cant see a person weaker than you walk down the street without hitting them/shouting abuse at them or threatening them in some way.

    I dont give a sh1t about what they wear or say or live just as long as they stay the fukk away from me.


  • #218
    A_SN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭A_SN


    On a slightly different note, where the hell are these skanger people? I live in Phibsborough, been living here for almost two years, and I have yet to make any sort of disagreeable encounter with anyone, let alone anyone matching the description. I've seen young people with their 'trackies' tucked into their socks, but besides having a questionable sense of fashion there was nothing else noticeably wrong with them... I think I might have spotted people matching the description better around Dublin 3, but again nothing wrong with them except for their intriguing taste for playing right in the middle of the street..


  • #219
    cmpunk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 289 ✭✭cmpunk


    When clubland comes on you go nuts


  • #220
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    You like to drive around in your car
    and "pump out da tunes"


  • #221
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,742 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    You are a skanger if you hail from the Dublin area.


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  • #222
    star.chaser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    Originally Posted by I_am_Jesus
    traveller / culchie / skanger all the same apparently..


    Anna88 wrote: »
    And wtf are you??

    He's a cyber-skanger :pac: I am Jesus, WTF?


  • #223
    raah!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭raah!


    I think people are just adding attributes they don't like about people to the list of knacker attributes now.


  • #224
    Rob_l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    raah! wrote: »
    I think people are just adding attributes they don't like about people to the list of knacker attributes now.

    I was getting that opinion too, but then i read this thread and discovered i could come up with a definition as described by boards of a skanger which is

    if you have equal to or more legs than 1 but less than 3 Or happen to be male or female then you are a skanger.

    so essentially only legless hermaphrodites are not skangers!

    Oh wise fools of the internet I thank you for your wisdom!


  • #225
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    nummnutts wrote: »
    If you use the words story and bud as a way of greeting somone.

    I often say Story?, albeit not with a Bud suffix. :o


  • #226
    komodosp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭komodosp


    Your boyfriend hits you and your response is "I deserved it"
    if you're afraid to open this post to find out if you're actually one
    Nahh you'd be proud to open this post!
    If you drink cans of dutch around town at any hour of the day.
    No you might be a student!
    iF u tYp3 LyK3 DiS.
    No you might be an IT student!


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