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dr.bollocko to go bollocko for Santa Strike Force

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    #302
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    CianRyan wrote: »
    My money will be given next week.

    Same. PayPal still have my account on lock down for adding another 3V card :rolleyes:


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    #303
    TouchingVirus
    Registered Users Posts: 8,584 ✭✭✭TouchingVirus


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    It is refreshing to get paid 2500 bucks for a second's work.

    A second? You know it's going to be cold right? And microcock doesn't count so if you want it to last a second you'll have to pre-warm :p


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    #304
    cooperguy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,650 ✭✭✭cooperguy


    Feck it ill throw in a tenner


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    #305
    Johnny Giles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 771 ✭✭✭Johnny Giles


    Is this for real


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    #306
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Johnny Giles wrote: »
    Is this for real

    Man the fog is bad tonight .. who's that? *squints*


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    #307
    Johnny Giles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 771 ✭✭✭Johnny Giles


    Is it for real?


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    #308
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Man getting naked in Galway? Nice one :D

    When is it happening though?? I've no spare cash to give until my grant comes through >.<


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    #309
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Johnny Giles wrote: »
    Is it for real?

    Oh Johnny! :)

    Yup, totally for real ..


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    #310
    Johnny Giles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 771 ✭✭✭Johnny Giles


    Dos he have a big dick?

    Will it be on show or will he cover it with a condom? :)


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    #311
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Johnny Giles wrote: »
    Dos he have a big dick?

    Will it be on show or will he cover it with a condom? :)

    Well people pledged and donated based on the argreement of 180 seconds of complete nakedness. No clothes (or condoms) allowed and it will streamed live online so we all get to watch. That what I was told at least :)


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    #312
    Johnny Giles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 771 ✭✭✭Johnny Giles


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Well people pledged and donated based on the argreement of 180 seconds of complete nakedness. No clothes (or condoms) allowed and it will streamed live online so we all get to watch. That what I was told at least :)


    When?

    What Time?

    Is he circumcised?

    Will he get erect.

    More money if he ejaculates


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    #313
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Well people pledged and donated based on the argreement of 180 seconds of complete nakedness. No clothes (or condoms) allowed and it will streamed live online so we all get to watch. That what I was told at least :)

    No they weren't! This man lies!
    One pic and then an incredibly scary escape chase scene ala the italian job. That's what I signed on for!

    Seriously though a thank you from the bottom of my heart to anybody and everybody who contributed. It's genuinely fantastic. I am glad that something as stupid as this can go as well as it has so far. Actually more than glad. This is kinda overwhelming.


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    #314
    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    No they weren't! This man lies!
    One pic and then an incredibly scary escape chase scene ala the italian job. That's what I signed on for!

    Seriously though a thank you from the bottom of my heart to anybody and everybody who contributed. It's genuinely fantastic. I am glad that something as stupid as this can go as well as it has so far. Actually more than glad. This is kinda overwhelming.
    Does it not kinda remind you of The Full Monty? Except the majority of donors are guys and it's going to charity. :pac:


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    #315
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    When is the date it's happening? We'll have to get the good Dr.Bollocko a few whiskeys beforehand so he doesn't freeze to death.


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    #316
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    When is the date it's happening? We'll have to get the good Dr.Bollocko a few whiskeys beforehand so he doesn't freeze to death.

    Nobody knows. It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma. Could be tonight.
    Could be tomorrow. Might be tuesday. Maybe the whole thing'll be photoshopped. Maybe I'll just pay a homeless guy to do it for me. Maybe I am naked right now. You don't know. And that's why we get the big bucks. For the kids. And making sure anonymous strangers on the internet get naked for them.


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    #317
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    BTW.Just in relation to any PM's I have received.
    No. The picture has not been taken yet.
    Yes. I think it's a really ****ing dumb idea to post naked pictures of yourself on the internet.
    Yes. I am concerned that my family and / or employer may find out about this.
    Yes. I have no idea how I'm actually going to manage to do this.
    No. I do not know any great getaway drivers.
    No. I have never been in a porn film.
    Yes.

    I am going to do this.

    I'm so serious I asked the OH for permission. (whipped) she put in 50 bucks.
    Actually I said it to her and she laughed manically.
    Anyone in Galway who is discreet, wants to help and knows how to drive please PM.
    (Getaway vehicle already sourced and blood stains valeted.)


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    #318
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    BTW.Just in relation to any PM's I have received.
    No. The picture has not been taken yet.
    Yes. I think it's a really ****ing dumb idea to post naked pictures of yourself on the internet.
    Yes. I am concerned that my family and / or employer may find out about this.
    Yes. I have no idea how I'm actually going to manage to do this.
    No. I do not know any great getaway drivers.
    No. I have never been in a porn film.
    Yes.

    I am going to do this.

    I'm so serious I asked the OH for permission. (whipped) she put in 50 bucks.
    Actually I said it to her and she laughed manically.
    Anyone in Galway who is discreet, wants to help and knows how to drive please PM.
    (Getaway vehicle already sourced and blood stains valeted.)

    You're so fucked.


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    #319
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    • Yes. I have no idea how I'm actually going to manage to do this.
    • No. I do not know any great getaway drivers.[/

    This solves your problems and I'll throw in another €10 if you do it .. :p

    Pic 1
    Pic 2


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    #320
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Maria Square Eyeliner wrote: »
    You're so fucked.

    Well you could wait in a taxi for him.:pac:

    The Galway Connection and all that.

    If you bring back Batman then he could pose as Robin.

    Then he can wear a mask.:pac:


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    #321
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Well you could wait in a taxi for him.:pac:

    The Galway Connection and all that.

    If you bring back Batman then he could pose as Robin.

    Then he can wear a mask.:pac:

    Don't think a taxi driver would appreciate a nude man hopping into the back of his cab.

    In saying that though, this is the first time in my life I've really regretted not learning how to drive. :(


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    #322
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Maria Square Eyeliner wrote: »
    Don't think a taxi driver would appreciate a nude man hopping into the back of his cab.

    In saying that though, this is the first time in my life I've really regretted not learning how to drive. :o

    I appreciate the sentiment. That said it would be a bad idea to aid an individual who is likely to break a number of decency laws. So I would advise all posters who do in fact PM to lecture me on my lack of morals rather than offer to help.


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    #323
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Maria Square Eyeliner wrote: »
    Don't think a taxi driver would appreciate a nude man hopping into the back of his cab.

    In saying that though, this is the first time in my life I've really regretted not learning how to drive. :o

    Ah!
    But you could have a doctors coat waiting for him, you don't have to stay in the taxi, just stay between him and it.:pac:


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    #324
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    I appreciate the sentiment. That said it would be a bad idea to aid an individual who is likely to break a number of decency laws. So I would advise all posters who do in fact PM to lecture me on my lack of morals rather than offer to help.

    That'll never happen. My contribution a few posts ago are as much of a moral bollocking as you'll get.
    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Ah!
    But you could have a doctors coat waiting for him, you don't have to stay in the taxi, just stay between him and it.:pac:

    I actually do have a doctor's coat. Never been worn. ;)


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    #325
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Dr. B you should cast your cock in plaster, sign them and sell them off...... for the kids.


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    #326
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Maria Square Eyeliner wrote: »
    I actually do have a doctor's coat. Never been worn. ;)

    I won't ask.:D

    But now it has to be you, just wait in the shadows like Batman would, doctors coat at the ready.:pac:

    /Remember him?


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    #327
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Johnny Giles banned.


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    #328
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I will drive if you need someone, it's a fast car ( E320Merc) LOL


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    #329
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    galwayrush wrote: »
    I will drive if you need someone, it's a fast car ( E320Merc) LOL

    LOL @ your Username .. very apt :D


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    #330
    Thornography
    Registered Users Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Thornography


    how much is raised so far?


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    #331
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Thornography wrote: »
    how much is raised so far?
    Over €2,500 so far.


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