dr.bollocko to go bollocko for Santa Strike Force

Thornography

Saibh wrote: »

Over €2,500 so far.

Awesome, To which charity?

I`l throw in 10euro, Would be more but im back to work this week and will experience `the levy` for the first time this year and have yet to see its impact on me

Saibh

Thornography wrote: »

Awesome, To which charity?

Thread given details for this year in the Santa Strike Force forum.

--Kaiser--

I've already offered my services as a getaway driver. Just need to cover the interior with plastic (I'm not risking any fluids, skin flakes or pubes)

That_Guy

Thornography wrote: »

how much is raised so far?

It's hard to know how much of it is gonna be raised. It's quite cold these days.

That_Guy

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

I've already offered my services as a getaway driver. Just need to cover the interior with plastic (I'm not risking any fluids, skin flakes or pubes)

*sniff sniff*

Smell of bacon.

Stay away!!!!!

Super-Rush

I've been meaning to do this for days. Stick me down for 20. I'll do it later.

TouchingVirus

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I appreciate the sentiment. That said it would be a bad idea to aid an individual who is likely to break a number of decency laws. So I would advise all posters who do in fact PM to lecture me on my lack of morals rather than offer to help.

As far as I'm concerned the people who PM you to give out can go and f*ck off unless they're willing to come up with another SSF fundraiser that ends up benefitting the kids. Offending somebody with a quick flash of the human body in it's naked glory is a small price to pay for this amount of charity - In the words of that mad guy on Pat Kenny's Current Affairs show - "Stop your moralising"!

It'll never come to it, but if you need an out of county driver lemme know when & where!

Also, I'm sure the Gardai won't be too harsh on ya once you explain it's for charity, but you could get a bruiser who couldn't care less, I say flash him too, another €100 for ya if you manage that

TamNaz

Just out of curiosity, do you get branded as a sex offender if you are caught flashing or is it less of a big deal over in Ireland? Here, your pic would be showing up in my mailbox informing me a sex offender was now in the neighborhood (always a joy to know too much about your neighbors, though is not exactly conducive to sleep).

If so, your charitable endeavors are quite self-sacrificing.

And no, 'I did it for the chiiildreeeen' will probably not be understood quite the way you mean it.

OutlawPete

TamNaz wrote: »

Just out of curiosity, do you get branded as a sex offender if you are caught flashing

No, nothing happens. Nobody cares here in Ireland. We pay no mind really.

For the love of God will you sssshhhhh!! .. if Dr.B finds out that he's going to end up in the clink we'll never get him naked in Eyre Sq .. GalwayRush is gonna tear off and leave him stranded .. he'll end up running down Shop St in the nip

face.kicker

kick him in the face.

TheZohanS

face.kicker wrote: »

kick him in the face.

We'll leave that to his cell mates.

Do you know what they do to feash young inmates in prisons in Galway face.kicker?

phasers

New Face Kicker sucks

Super-Rush

Oh yeah i transferred that money. REF: Nuts

dr.bollocko

phasers wrote: »

New Face Kicker sucks

Agreed and perma banned.

happyoutish

Lodged my €20 today! Sorry it took so long

Is there a date set yet?

jumpguy

happyoutish wrote: »

Lodged my €20 today! Sorry it took so long

Is there a date set yet?

Exactly! This procrastination is maddening.

dr.bollocko

jumpguy wrote: »

Exactly! This procrastination is maddening.

Procrastination me arse.

If I did it on night one we would have gotten 200 bucks for SSF!
It'll get done. Nobody set a date and I don't intend to either as there are a number of delicate factors which need to be aligned in the precise execution of such a maneuvre.
The photo has not been taken yet either. I'm not holding it back or anything.
You have my word on that.

jumpguy

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Procrastination me arse.

If I did it on night one we would have gotten 200 bucks for SSF!
It'll get done. Nobody set a date and I don't intend to either as there are a number of delicate factors which need to be aligned in the precise execution of such a maneuvre.
The photo has not been taken yet either. I'm not holding it back or anything.
You have my word on that.

That's true, the more money the better. But couldn't you give a rough time, like "this month sometime" or "maybe this week sometime"?

OutlawPete

jumpguy wrote: »

That's true, the more money the better. But couldn't you give a rough time, like "this month sometime" or "maybe this week sometime"?

I donated and I couldn't care less when it is.

Few days before Xmas is fine with me. It could raise close to €5000 if you hold out till then.

There could be ways to raise that extra cash.

Let's say for instance Dr.B promises a FULL 60 seconds of pale arsed nakedness. Surely that might get a few more sheckles??

I don'r know about others but I'd go another €10 for that

Saibh

jumpguy wrote: »

That's true, the more money the better. But couldn't you give a rough time, like "this month sometime" or "maybe this week sometime"?

OutlawPete wrote: »

I donated and I couldn't care less when it is.

Few days before Xmas is fine with me. It could raise close to €5000 if you hold out till then.

There could be ways to raise that extra cash.

Let's say for instance Dr.B promises a FULL 60 seconds of pale arsed nakedness. Surely that might get a few more sheckles??

I don'r know about others but I'd go another €10 for that

You both have gone gay for dr.bollocko :eek::p

Mr Benevolent

Tags
a sight to behold, arrested and locked away, aw it's so cute, banged up in galway, cocktor cockocock, dr b's banstick, dr.b naked, dr.b's magic stick !, eyre square bare hair, free the ah 1, get yer bollocko out, he must be freezin, he'll need a urine sample, help children!, it's cold in dec, it's not small, its makin me moisty, men for men !, on account of it resting, prisoner bollocko, salami nipples, sticky nipples, tinsel dick, wide-on guarantee, zoom zoom

Tags crack me up. Good on ya Dr. B, can we all come down and watch?

dr.bollocko

feck off. It's a noble act not a public porno.
That's what I'll tell the judge any how.

dr.bollocko

Confab wrote: »

Tags crack me up. Good on ya Dr. B, can we all come down and watch?

My personal favourite is cocktor cockocock.
Salami nipples is without doubt the most confusing one.

ScumLord

When is this happening anyway? The last bunch of nettles I picked to whip the Dr. with withered, and the way the weather is I don't know if I'll be able to get more.

OutlawPete

dr.bollocko wrote: »

My personal favourite is cocktor cockocock.
Salami nipples is without doubt the most confusing one.

At least you can match the tag with the poster, imagine how confusing it is for us mere mortals

jumpguy

Should it not be cocktor cockcocko?

dr.bollocko

jumpguy wrote: »

Should it not be cocktor cockcocko?

That's what the OH said. But I prefer cockocock. I wrote that tag btw. hehehe

TouchingVirus

dr.bollocko wrote: »

My personal favourite is cocktor cockocock.
Salami nipples is without doubt the most confusing one.

Nipples as big as slices of salami (pretty big )

rizzee

Overheal

ah yknow bollocko i dont mind if you dont, you already helped rack a s#it ton of money for the SSF, but yknow... we have next year to think about. Who would donate next year if they thought their challenge would go un-met? :pac: