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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,221 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,189 ✭✭✭drdeadlift


    jarvis cocker


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 924 ✭✭✭Elliemental


    I remember reading about a guy who used to get together with a few of his mates, and they`d dress thier penises up in Barbie clothes and hold mock beauty pageants.
    Totally off-topic, but just thought i`d mention it.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,892 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Can't believe nobody's said Chuck Norris yet...

    (yes, including the beard)

    :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 580 ✭✭✭waffleman


    I remember reading about a guy who used to get together with a few of his mates, and they`d dress thier penises up in Barbie clothes and hold mock beauty pageants.
    Totally off-topic, but just thought i`d mention it.

    jeeeesis just when i thought i'd heard everthing!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Jordan


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,410 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    NothingMan wrote: »

    just out of curiosity, what height is that fella?

    As for my penis, I think this skip to 0:14


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    i have a face on my penis

    Yore ma's.

    / cant believe nobody posted that garbage yet


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,924 ✭✭✭Nforce


    Mr Blobby....

    http://tinyurl.com/cacnn


    ...but without the yellow cheese spots ;):eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,026 ✭✭✭docdolittle




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭barakus


    Danny de Vito


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,519 ✭✭✭mudokon




  • Registered Users Posts: 2,964 ✭✭✭Sitec


    fr. jack


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Numina


    Tim Westwood

    Makes sense considering he's a nob anyway.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    A face my o/h would love to kiss hopefully :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,793 ✭✭✭rizzee


    A face my o/h would love to kiss hopefully :p


    Does she not do it now? Unlucky.


  • Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    If your penis had a face, what/who would it look like?

    For me, I reckon it might be the pepperami guy.


    And I suppose in the interest of equality - same question re: vagina

    Mr Ed

    Does that not work?
    Friendly horse and all that.

    randylonghorn will be along soon!.


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Moved From After Hours with love.


  • Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    its really crap that just because the-rigger posted it, it's moved here. Anyone else and it would till be in afterhours.


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    No, no it wouldn't.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    It would though. It's just that the riggs is so identifiable with the nest that you posted it here. Riggs where are you?


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    But it's where it belongs now.

    Safely nestled in the nest.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Accepted from AH WITH HATRED.

    <3 j00 really

    If my penis had a face it would be Christopher Walken. Imagine that. Staring at you. Just staring. Always staring.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    HAPPYGIRL wrote: »
    Riggs where are you?

    Boo!

    At least it says where it came from, doesn't always.

    Sarky wrote: »

    If my penis had a face it would be Christopher Walken. Imagine that. Staring at you. Just staring. Always staring.

    Needs more cowbell!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Christopher Walken has oft commented on how my penis is the ONE thing in his life that has enough cowbell!


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Sarky wrote: »
    Accepted from AH WITH HATRED.

    <3 j00 really

    If my penis had a face it would be Christopher Walken. Imagine that. Staring at you. Just staring. Always staring.

    Eye'm imagining it.

    <3 j00 back


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Eye'm imagining it.

    Good. Now imagine cowbell in time to the pelvic thrusting. naughty.gif


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