Bubble

coldfire1x

A Lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students.

As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students
to Introduce themselves with name and hobby.

She said, " Let's start with the boys first."

Boys start giving their intro...
First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the
bathtub."

Teacher was confused to listen but said, "Interesting.

Well, Ok. In fact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all
there is essentially a child in each of us. So it's ok John. Yes next."

Second boy: "Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."
Teacher now got surprised and said, "Good. I like the spirit of
supporting a friend. Ok next. "

Third boy: "I'm Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."
Teacher: "Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next."
This continues...

and the last boy stands up "I'm Harry and my hobby is to see bubble in
the Bathtub. "

Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach
un-grown boys for long.

Anyway, now the girls please. "

First girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is to see birds."

Teacher: "Good. At last I got something different. Ok next."

Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes."

Teacher "Now it's like educated grown up girls. Ok next. You sweet girl;
Yes you... "

Most beautiful girl of the class:

"Madam, my name is 'Bubble', and my hobby is to take bath three times a
day."

Teacher Fainted!!! "

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A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.

She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said.

She asked,
"How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.

"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine.

It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils removed!"

VinnyTGM

Ha, first one is class.