You're a culchie if...

g5fd6ow0hseima

fullback4glin wrote: »

It's the only place we're comfortable

its the pits of humanity. Crowds of marauding primitive knuckle dragging bastards

walshb

Stee wrote: »

You dont pluralise the word year. "Er about thray year back."

You refer to town (Dublin City) as 'the town'.

You wear a GAA Jersey on your first day a college in Dublin as a "tapic 'a canversayshin" with all the other mulchy headed people from your county.

BTW, the NOT pluralising the word year is so a Dub thing too. "Hello mate, how long are you working here?" Ans: "About 10 year bud.":)

irish_bob

holyshow wrote: »

eating dinner in the middle of the day and then having tea later on.

and refering to diner as THE DINER

another few are

telling the missus to wet the tae
thinking a volkswagon is the epitome of style
thinking last of the summer wine is classic comedy
being a fan of meat loaf , bryan adams and of course smokey
grabbing a stalk of barley and chewing it while you chat to your neighbour
buying a sliced pan ( spicers ) , nothing like a cut of loaf
eating marietta biscuits
knowing what HP your neighbours tractor is
asking your work mate to throw you up that bucket of stuff while doing a bit of plastering
owning a colley dog
having a shovell in the boot of your car
having a length of rope in the boot of your car
having a calving jack in the boot of your car

irish_bob

herbieflowers wrote: »

you use the term Tayto as an all-encompassing word for any type of crisps.

and cake is refered to as sweet cake

paddy 1916

You live in the country. Your Dad either works on the farm or with the local County Council. You ****ing love GAA. You hate knackers, but also hate poshies. You also hate other boggers from a different parish than you. You also hate Blacks, the Chinese....You speak with an accent that sounds like you are chewing a potato while you speak. Oh and you hate the English aswell. You go to Dublin twice a year, once shopping before Xmas, once before the All Ireland final. You will marry your child-hood sweet heart, but slowly grow to hate him/her too. You speak a smattering of Irish but claim to speak in fluently. You love Trad music. You eat muck. You are a clutcie

Dudess

Culchie music isn't trad, it's Summer of '69, Sweet Child O' Mine and Living On A Prayer - on a loop.

paddy 1916

all culchies love trad!!!!!!

mikemac

You're a culchie if..... you see signs for city centre so naturally enough you tell your taxi driver to go to the city centre. That's the area name
You don't say "town"

barakus

Your saturday night routine :

Dousing yourself in lynx africa
Putting on wranglers, shirt and leather jacket
Dax waxing your hair
Drinking a pint of milk to 'line the stomach'
Drinking Guinness/Beamish and farting in pub
Dancing to cotton eye joe and the vengaboys in the local nightclub
Singing the fields with all the 'ra' bits included
Eating a huge feed in the chipper (curry sauce not optional)
Driving pissed
Finishing off the night by drinking straight whiskey in somebodys house

Waking up the next morning to a huge fry before going to mass.

achtungbarry

segaBOY wrote: »

You enjoy watching Killinascully

You think Killinascully is a hard hitting drama.

Orizio

I wasn't aware living in the countryside meant I had to be both a racist and a Shinner...:rolleyes:

All this thread reveals is that there is unfortunate number of ignorant suburbanite bigots on After Hours. But we already knew that. (and 'trad' music is ****).

TheZohanS

And we're done here. Thanks.