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have you been drinking?

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    #62
    Neamhshuntasach
    Registered Users Posts: 2,168 ✭✭✭Neamhshuntasach


    I'd a load of drink. I'm not drunk enough to post on the internet, have no english sports to get up for tomorrow and will possibly spend all day ****. sunday is the best day for porn. Especially since i didn't manage to get my ride on tonight. I could fúck my remote control right about now if it was latina.


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    #63
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Neamhshuntasach wrote: »
    I could fúck my remote control right about now if it was latina.

    Amazing.


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    #64
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    I hope he remembers to take out the batteries


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    #65
    KungPao
    Registered Users Posts: 4,783 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Neamhshuntasach wrote: »
    I'd a load of drink. I'm not drunk enough to post on the internet, have no english sports to get up for tomorrow and will possibly spend all day ****. sunday is the best day for porn. Especially since i didn't manage to get my ride on tonight. I could fúck my remote control right about now if it was latina.

    A wonderfully drunk post.

    Enjoy your Sunday!


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    #66
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    KungPao wrote: »
    A wonderfully drunk post.

    Enjoy your Sunday!

    I like the way he posts on the internet about not being drunk enough to post on the internet.


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    #67
    Neamhshuntasach
    Registered Users Posts: 2,168 ✭✭✭Neamhshuntasach


    super-rush wrote: »
    I like the way he posts on the internet about not being drunk enough to post on the internet.

    Yeah because i'm kenny powers and fúck the internet. It's ain't got a patch on wap.


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    #68
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,251 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    MrMicra wrote: »
    Please respond with details of drink taken.
    946.352946 mls of H2O (water), plus CH3CH2OH (ethanol produced from malted barley, hops, water and fermented with yeast), carbohydrates, plus minor levels of chemical flavour.


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    #69
    Nothingcompares
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭Nothingcompares


    no, for the first weekend in a while


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    #70
    6r4mad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭6r4mad


    drinking coore light listing to the wsop go on ivey


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    #71
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,096 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I've been mad out of of it locked off my trolley...



















    ...on water all night, I had a cookie too. now I'm going to sleep. This wild night is catching up with me :pac:


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    #72
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    There really is feck all on tv at this hour.


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    #73
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I've had a few pints, I am pleasently happy!!!


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    #74
    Black Swan
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    now I'm going to sleep. This wild night is catching up with me :pac:
    Grand! What's the ole saying? "When the Tar's away, us drunks can play (on AH)!"


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    #75
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    Grand! What's the ole saying? "When the Tar's away, us drunks can play (on AH)!"

    Quick everyone lets mess up the North American forum :P


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    #76
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,251 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Quick everyone lets mess up the North American forum :P
    Bad B!ue digs in fanny pack and pulls out the biggest rubber band you have ever seen, pulls it back, and points it at minidazzler!


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    #77
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    Last night i had 2 glasses of wine with the misses proceded to have 2 bottles. My little sh1t of a son decided to get up at 6,30 Fcuking baxtards that put the clocks back forgot to tell him.

    My had is in bits my eyes are sh1t sore and the wine is gone but the memory is lasting!


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    #78
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    I swear to god... I had THE funniest response to this thread... and then I went and fell asleep in the middle of typing it... And now I've forgotten what it was I was gonna say... But I swear to god it was really funny and I just know I was gonna get loads of thanks for it... So... If you please... The thanks button is just there on the right of this post...

    if you remember it, and its funny, then i might hit the thanks button

    ;)


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    #79
    ep71
    Registered Users Posts: 279 ✭✭ep71


    i had 12 pints of guinness last night at my dads retirement and now i feel absolutely fantastic:D think i might have an anti hangover!!!!


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    #80
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    wandatowell wrote: »
    Holy **** 10 pints of the black stuff!!! remember to take a dump for yourself before kickoff.
    Remembering to take a dump will not be an issue if he's had 10 pints of the stuff. It'll remember for him.


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    #81
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Im currently on my 7th bottle of white rebbit dark ale here in aus:D im getting pissed tonight i tella ye


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    #82
    [Deleted User]
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    I was drinking last night.. Most disgusting thing I've ever put in my mouth. Some 17.5% Tesco Sherry that will never be bought again..


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    #83
    Zangetsu
    Registered Users Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Zangetsu


    Half bottle of paddys, some vodka, about 5 beers and 3 silver bullets on an empty stomach.

    Haven't been that ill in a while :eek:


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    #84
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I was drinking last night.. Most disgusting thing I've ever put in my mouth. Some 17.5% Tesco Sherry that will never be bought again..

    And that's saying something

    /pokes cheek with tongue in BJ gesture


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    #85
    I_am_Jebus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭I_am_Jebus


    I've been drinking for 4 or 5 nights in a row (out drinking, not sitting at home).

    I think I'll take a rest tonight...while my liver gently weeps.


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