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Neighbours !

dak · 2009-11-09 13:45:01

Mick is in court for a double murder.The judge says "you are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer" Man at the back of the courtroom yells out "c**t" The room goes silent,the judge continues "you are also charged with beating your wifes lover to death with a hammer," Again the man yells out "you f**king…

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dak

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Mick is in court for a double murder.The judge says "you are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer"

Man at the back of the courtroom yells out "c**t" The room goes silent,the judge continues "you are also charged with beating your wifes lover to death with a hammer,"

Again the man yells out "you f**king c**t" The judge having enough,looks at the man and says "sir, i can understand your anger at this crime but i will have no more outbursts.if you have anyting to say,say it now.

The man gets up and says "for 15 years i lived next door to that b*****d & everytime i asked to borrow a f**kin hammer he said he didnt have one!

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