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Enough with the Mary Harney jokes!

  • 09-11-2009 5:33pm
    #1
    Tea-a-Maria
    Registered Users Posts: 736 ✭✭✭


    They weren't funny the first time and they sure as hell aren't funny now.At least try to make an original joke ffs.


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  • #2
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I agree, but did it need a thread?

    You're gonna make people make jokes you know


  • #3
    rizzee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭rizzee


    Fat bitch


  • #4
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Mary Harney is a bit overweight and I find it quite amusing.


  • #5
    Jay P
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Ranting and Raving forum tbh.


  • #6
    John Player
    Closed Accounts Posts: 385 ✭✭John Player




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  • #7
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    She's not fat she's just festively.....no wait she's just fat.


  • #8
    Sabre0001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,499 ✭✭✭Sabre0001


    Take it back to YouTube Crocker...

    🤪



  • #9
    maddogcollins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 998 ✭✭✭maddogcollins


    R&R -> http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1193

    Have to agree tho!!


  • #10
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Tea-a-Maria wrote: »
    They weren't funny the first time and they sure as hell aren't funny now.At least try to make an original joke ffs.

    I would, but mary harney ate them all :pac:!


  • #11
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Mary Harney's fat


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  • #12
    r3nu4l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Tea-a-Maria wrote: »
    They weren't funny the first time and they sure as hell aren't funny now.At least try to make an original joke ffs.

    Hi Mary :)

    etc.


  • #13
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    I'm horny for Harney.

    Paid for by the Harney jokes are not funny association.

    -Funk


  • #14
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Tea-a-Maria wrote: »
    At least try to make an original joke ffs.

    Ok....Mary Harney and Tea-a-Maria walk into a bar. One of them is a fat c*nt.

    Thats the joke :confused:


  • #15
    rizzee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭rizzee


    Tea-a-marya

    You can't fool us.


  • #16
    Tea-a-Maria
    Registered Users Posts: 736 ✭✭✭Tea-a-Maria


    :eek:I've been found out!:P


  • #17
    rizzee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭rizzee


    Nice legs


  • #18
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I was actually saying this to somebody over the weekend.

    I've made cracks myself, but she seems to have become a by-word for incomparable obesity and ugliness. To me , she's an admittedly overweight, average looking woman but the sheer opprobrium and comment that her appearance attracts seems a little OTT.


  • #19
    gaz wac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,330 ✭✭✭gaz wac


    Its funny cos she's fat


  • #20
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    could you imagine mary harney naked and rolled in flour ?


  • #21
    waffleman
    Registered Users Posts: 580 ✭✭✭waffleman


    Mary Harney walks into a bar
    the barman says "Why the long tits?"


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  • #22
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Ah yes. The passing of old jokes through AH. If only people would realise when they are old.

    Yore Ma
    I for one welcome....
    3) ????
    4) Profit!
    Thread about ugly hideous creature - Insert Harney joke here.


  • #23
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    mary harney could be considered a guilty pleasure to


  • #24
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    could you imagine mary harney naked and rolled in flower ?

    She actually has to be to have sex..
    That way you can aim for the wet spot..

    Without the flour it would take three days to find the vag under all the folds.

    Or so I hear

    <_<
    >_>


  • #25
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    gaz wac wrote: »
    Its funny cos she's fat


    She's FAT. WE know. There certainly are no skeletons in the rest of the cabinet ;)


  • #26
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Do you know what would be really funny?
    If she was like Minister for Health. What with her being morbidly obese it'd be hilarious and really ironic and stuff.


  • #27
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    She actually has to be to have sex..
    That way you can aim for the wet spot..

    Without the flour it would take three days to find the vag under all the folds.

    Or so I hear

    <_<
    >_>

    Yeah but he said flower :p

    I think he has fantasies of her lying atop roses a la American Beauty


  • #28
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,191 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    OP is right: they're not funny!

    Here's another unfunny notjoke:

    The Minister for Health is going to tackle the obesity epidemic.


  • #29
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    WindSock wrote: »
    Yeah but he said flower :p

    :eek: :pac:
    Wow.. I must have read that to myself out loud in my head or something..


  • #30
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    :eek: :pac:
    Wow.. I must have read that to myself out loud in my head or something..


    Maybe because you have the flour fantasy ;)


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  • #31
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Exactly. You'd never have a crook as finance minister, would you?


  • #32
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    WindSock wrote: »
    Yeah but he said flower :p

    I think he has fantasies of her lying atop roses a la American Beauty


    Shut up and leave me alone :(

    I had a great fantasie bout her lieing on a bed all naked and then i was going to put bits of chocolate all over her she caught a wiff of the chocolate
    and attacked me like a zombie, so i had to put a fire poker through her head :(


  • #33
    Vasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 58 ✭✭Vasco


    Mary Harney is a fat bitch


  • #34
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    I had a great fantasie bout her lieing on a bed all naked and then i was going to put bits of chocolate all over her she caught a wiff of the chocolate
    and attacked me like a zombie, so i had to put a fire poker through her head

    Damn... You got some weird fantasy's dude


  • #35
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    WindSock wrote: »
    She's FAT. WE know. There certainly are no skeletons in the rest of the cabinet ;)

    There are alot of skeletons...mainly cos Mary has stripped them of their flesh


  • #36
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Leave Mary Harney alone. We need her in this country. If she left there'd be no balance in the country and we'd sink! Sink I tells ya.

    Other than that she's a fcuking fox.


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  • #37
    Bob_Harris
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭Bob_Harris


    I consider her to be overweight.


  • #38
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    could you imagine mary harney naked and rolled in flour ?

    I can now you hateful bastage !!!


  • #39
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    could you imagine mary harney naked and rolled in flour ?

    http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/poppin2.gif

    Giggidy giggidy


  • #40
    coldwood92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 481 ✭✭coldwood92


    + 1
    Put an end to the bloody mary jokes


  • #41
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    coldwood92 wrote: »
    + 1
    Put an end to the bloody mary jokes

    What about the non-bloody ones?


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  • #42
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    stovelid wrote: »
    average looking woman

    No jokes the OP said.


  • #43
    Caco
    Registered Users Posts: 875 ✭✭✭Caco


    stovelid wrote: »
    Exactly. You'd never have a crook as finance minister, would you?

    ... or one without a bank account :pac:


  • #44
    rizzee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭rizzee


    I believe the real question is... would yah?


  • #45
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Damn... You got some weird fantasy's dude


    no i was fantasising but then it cbecame a night marish day thought :(


  • #46
    aine-maire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭aine-maire


    I agree with op.
    Little wonder that women are so poorly represented in Irish politics. Just because she is in the public domain people seem to think that they have the right to ridicule and belittle her because of -of all things- her size.

    Criticise her political policies if you must.
    Criticising her based on her physical appearance is not on.


  • #47
    Rev. BlueJeans
    Closed Accounts Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Rev. BlueJeans


    rizzee wrote: »
    I believe the real question is... would yah?

    Her face is twice the width of the distance between her eyes.

    We could just make light of the fact that she's the most incompetent health minister in our history, with a penchant for nepotism, feathering her own nest, misuse of the resources of her disposal, absenteeism, and promotion of a two tier health system.

    She's still fat though, and in this case I don't mind not being the bigger person (!) by drawing attention to it.


  • #48
    asdasd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,185 ✭✭✭asdasd


    Clearly there is a bit of mysogny going on.

    Me, not being politically correct, I dont care. I care about funny.

    I dont think I have seen a funny Mary Harney jokes, and while I dont like Your Ma! jokes, or I for One Welcome jokes - it is because they have been done to death. They potentially could be funny. First time, might even have been funny.

    Mary Harney jokes are never funny. Just not. In here or in real life. In other words if someone comes into work with his free paper, points to a trapped whale in London, and says "What does dat remind you of lads" I try and leave before the fecker says the obvious punch line.

    Because. He. Is. Not. Funny.

    (true story btw).


  • #49
    WeWillBeReborn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭WeWillBeReborn


    I agree. We should stop making fun of Mary Harney for her obesity and apparent lack of competence

    Gerry Ryan on the other hand...


  • #50
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Doesn't Mary Harney look the spit of Jabba the Hutt off of Star Wars.?


  • #51
    kraggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Leave Mary Harney alone. We need her in this country. If she left there'd be no balance in the country and we'd sink! Sink I tells ya.

    Other than that she's a fcuking fox.

    That's cause the difference between a dog and a fox is about 6 pints.

    You been drinkin?


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