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Enough with the Mary Harney jokes!

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  • #102
    waitinforatrain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 267 ✭✭waitinforatrain


    Hustler is making Sarah Palin and Barack Obama porn, wonder if the same would work for biffo and harney

    Can't get the image out of your head eh?


  • #103
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Why did Mary Harney cross the road?
    Cause she's a fat bitch


  • #104
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Anyone got any good Mary Harney jokes?


  • #105
    Ivona Tinkle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 124 ✭✭Ivona Tinkle


    Hootanany wrote: »
    Her face is shaped like a pie

    ^^^*giggle*^^^^^^


    Mary Harneys a big heffer, elephant, hippo, whale..........the list is endless.......and shes a fat funt :mad:


  • #106
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    last time Mary Harney visited Greenland the seals tried to club her to death...she did however manage to eat her attackers, and ate a Japanese whaling boat as a snack. The Japanese now rever and fear her. They even have a Manga comic dedicate to her, i think its called Mary Harney Vs Godzilla.


  • #107
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Jazzy wrote: »
    she is, and only ever was there to get women voters. before ppl get upset at that you have to remember the sheer levels of ignorance involved in the electorate and yes, a big fat woman who is somehow in charge of health (the issue that is highest on the list of priorities for female voters) actually does swing voters. "oh look at her. she looks a tiny bit like me and gives the appearance that she knows what she is doing. ooohh and shes minister for health. i love hospitals and caring for ppl. shes got my vote."


    Spot on as usual, Jazzy...


  • #108
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Rojomcdojo wrote: »
    Why did Mary Harney cross the road?
    Cause she's a fat bitch

    Better end for that joke ..
    Cause she couldn't get a Taxi ..


  • #109
    nitrogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭nitrogen


    She's not fat, or even obese. She's actually a Changer, a species genetically engineered to disguise itself as a sphere of flesh,fat and bone.


  • #110
    Hootanany
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    Portly anyone


  • #111
    asdasd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,185 ✭✭✭asdasd


    She's actually a Changer, a species genetically engineered to disguise itself as a sphere of flesh,fat and bone.

    Yes, and I for one welcome......


    ****it.


    wont go there.


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  • #112
    Hootanany
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    My worst nightmare is to wake up after a night up town and find The bird that looks like ET from Coronation st on one side of the bed and Mary Harney on the other side urrgghh still gives me shivers


  • #113
    rizzee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭rizzee


    Would yah lick maple syrup off her hairy chest for 100 quid? Getting your tongue right in her dread-locked belly button!!


  • #114
    coldwood92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 481 ✭✭coldwood92


    rizzee wrote: »
    I believe the real question is... would yah?
    If u ment kiss her then the answer is...

    NO!


  • #115
    asdasd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,185 ✭✭✭asdasd


    certainly I would. Ive seen worse.


  • #116
    Killguru
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭Killguru


    Meh, all the jokes will be over soon. Shes nearly factory fit. She'll be burgers in a month.


  • #117
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Killguru wrote: »
    Meh, all the jokes will be over soon. Shes nearly factory fit. She'll be burgers in a month.

    No, she will grade very low, they're cutting alot now on the price per kg if they're overweight


    [Serious skirt on/] Mary Harney is a very intelligent and capible politician, frankly, shes one of the strongest politician elected in the Dail. I think the fact she is composed of a male:female ratio of 60:40 is what confuses people. Her biggest problem is ever accepting the health portfolio. Being the minister for health in this country is like trying to catch a fly with no arms. You know what needs to be done but dont have the means of doing it.. and the fly doesnt want to co - operate either. [/serious hat]


  • #118
    rizzee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭rizzee


    coldwood92 wrote: »
    If u ment kiss her then the answer is...

    NO!


    Kiss her?? Full on bang. Amateur :rolleyes:


  • #119
    rizzee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭rizzee


    Mary loves 3.142 (just to bump this thread up a little)

    Fat bitch


  • #120
    DrunkenMinister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭DrunkenMinister


    Ok,so,

    Harney goes into a bar...


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  • #121
    Shanotheslayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    rizzee wrote: »
    I believe the real question is... would yah?

    Do for a poke if the tele was broke.









    But only a poke in her sides!


  • #122
    rainbow kirby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    Mary Harney is a walking Mary Harney joke.


  • #123
    Steel Pump
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭Steel Pump


    rainbow kirby wrote: »
    Mary Harney is a walking Mary Harney joke.

    Mary Harney walking.. the very idea


  • #124
    waffleman
    Registered Users Posts: 580 ✭✭✭waffleman


    DrunkenMinister wrote: »
    Harney goes into a bar...

    and says "gimme a pint and a plunger"


  • #125
    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    WindSock wrote: »
    Spot on as usual, Jazzy...

    derp derp. care to tell me how im not right though? k, maybe the language i used and the way i said it wasnt entirely accurate, but yeah, she is pretty much there for the clueless womens vote (there are clueless men too who vote for similar idiots but lets not get offended). when you are thinking about politicians its about what market they fit into and how the party presents them. look at david cameron for the tories in england, never has there been a bigger gasbag and more detestable candidate for prime minister but the way hes been marketed and promoted is brilliant. kudos to the gang in tory HQ who know what idiots to target in the next UK election


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