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  • 10-11-2009 11:26pm
    #1
    mobby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,159 ✭✭✭


    A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his
    favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young
    blonde woman.

    Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment
    and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled
    her senseless.After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile,

    "So, you finish?"

    She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

    Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.


    This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.

    The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"

    Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him
    and softly says, "No."

    Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido
    reaches for the woman yet again.

    Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they
    end together, screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed
    sheets.

    Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able
    to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again,
    "You finish?"

    Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear:

    "No, I Norwegian."


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