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Viens a moi

jc7 · 2009-11-12 09:33:07

Two blonde girls from Essex walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice, don'tcha fink, Susan." "Yeah. Wot's it called Sharon?" "Viens a moi." "Viens a moi? Wot's that mean?" At this stage the store clerk…

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12-11-2009 10:33am

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Two blonde girls from Essex walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice, don'tcha fink, Susan."

"Yeah. Wot's it called Sharon?"

"Viens a moi."

"Viens a moi? Wot's that mean?"

At this stage the store clerk offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me.'"

Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Susan again saying, "That don't smell like come to me. Does that smell like come to you?"

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