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Bohemian Curry !!

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  • 13-11-2009 2:29pm
    #1
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    As its Friday I'm sure a few will be having a few beers and maybe a curry later !! You have to sing in your best Freddie Mercury voice!



    Naan-aa, just killed a man
    Poppadom against his head
    Had lime pickle, now he's dead.
    Naan-aa, dinner just begun
    But now I'm going to crap it all away.
    Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
    Didn't mean to make you cry,
    Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
    Curry on, Curry on,
    'cause nothing really madras.
    Too late, my dinner's gone
    Sends shivers up my spine
    Rectum aching all the time.
    Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
    Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
    Naan-aa, ooh ooh,
    This Dopiaza's mild,
    I Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all... (Guitar solo)


    I see a little chicken tikka on the side,
    Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh
    pass the chutney made of mango.
    Vindaloo does nicely
    very very spicey
    ME!
    Biryani (Biryani)
    Biryani (Biryani)
    Biryani and a naan,
    (A vindaloo loo looo...)
    I've eaten balti, somebody help me
    He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
    Stand you well back
    Cause this loo is quarantined.
    Here it comes,
    There it goes,
    technicolor yawn.
    I chunder
    No!
    It's coming up again
    There he goes) I chunder
    It's coming up again
    (There he goes) It's coming up again, (Up again)
    Coming up again (up again)
    Here it comes again
    (No no no no no non o no no No).
    On my knees, I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees
    Oh there he goes
    This vindaloo
    Is about to wreck my guts
    Poor me... Poor me... Poor me! (Guitar solo)


    So you think you can chunder and still it's alright?
    So you want to eat curry and drink beer all night?
    Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby,
    Just had to come out,
    Just had to come right out in here.... (Guitar solo)


    Korma, saag or bhuna,
    Balti, naan, bhaji.
    Nothing makes a difference
    Nothing makes a difference to me
    (Anyway, my wind blows.)
    (some of you won't get this - blame your parents)


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    Drummerboy2
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    Very good. WOnder if the twins will sing it tomorrow night


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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Drummerboy2 wrote: »
    Very good. WOnder if the twins will sing it tomorrow night

    Might make them sound better !


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