Irish Drunkin Dickheads

Hephaestus

So I'm out with a few mates tonight having a few pints in an Irish bar we frequent.

I'm washing my hands after having a slash when a fella from Dublin starts accusing me of throwing bog roll over the cubicle in which he is having a slash.

He wont take my word for it that I didn't throw bog roll over the cubicle & decides to create a huge scene in the middle of the bar which creates much embarrassment on my behalf as I Know many of the people in the bar.

It gets to the point where I tell him to either funk off or take it outside & he backs down & disappears.

So me & my mates (who are well travelled) start discussing, what is it about Irish fella's in particular that we seem so insecure that we tend to start Drunkin fights for no particular reason. I've never had any sh!te to deal with on my travels from a person from another country but I have had 1 or 2 incidents with fellow Irish men.

So what's the story lads?

wudangclan

I reckon it's all in the numbers.
800 years,1 in 4 etc.
We're just a bit messed up.

omahaid

Hephaestus wrote: »

So I'm out with a few mates tonight having a few pints in an Irish bar we frequent.

I'm washing my hands after having a slash when a fella from Dublin starts accusing me of throwing bog roll over the cubicle in which he is having a slash.

He wont take my word for it that I didn't throw bog roll over the cubicle & decides to create a huge scene in the middle of the bar which creates much embarrassment on my behalf as I Know many of the people in the bar.

It gets to the point where I tell him to either funk off or take it outside & he backs down & disappears.

So me & my mates (who are well travelled) start discussing, what is it about Irish fella's in particular that we seem so insecure that we tend to start Drunkin fights for no particular reason. I've never had any ****e to deal with on my travels from a person from another country but I have had 1 or 2 incidents with fellow Irish men.

So what's the story lads?

But are you guilty of said offence?

Poor Uncle Tom

You shouldn't have thrown the bog roll......

griffdaddy

Never really had any problems, in fact usually it's the opposite. Was happy to run into a group of lads from Tallaght when some big Swedish bummer was getting agro in the 5 story nightclub in Prague. They resolved the situation pretty quickly

Sitec

you werent drunk enough to enjoy yourself so. the next time you and your mates ever have that coinversation have a double vodka afterwards, dont bother starting a thread on it, it hurts baby seals in the long run. they are fairly vital to our eco system. stop ruining our eco system. we only have one.

big_show

He's clearly insecure if he was taking a slash in the cubicle....

wudangclan

big_show wrote: »

He's clearly insecure if he was taking a slash in the cubicle....

Also ,temporarily insecure if he had been in taking a line of something...

Jet Black

I find the Irish are more likely to resolve it. Calm down and see it as a joke, laugh it off.

Were, say the English are more notable for escalating the situation.

f1dan

Sitec wrote: »

you werent drunk enough to enjoy yourself so. the next time you and your mates ever have that coinversation have a double vodka afterwards, dont bother starting a thread on it, it hurts baby seals in the long run. they are fairly vital to our eco system. stop ruining our eco system. we only have one.

What do seals have to do with drunken arguing?

Agricola

big_show wrote: »

He's clearly insecure if he was taking a slash in the cubicle....

Yeah, what the hell is with lads who, even if a whole row of urinals are free, still go into the cubicle and loudly lock the door behind em. I have a friend who always does this. He did grow up with 6 sisters and no brothers. I think hes fúckin scarred!

Sitec

f1dan wrote: »

What do seals have to do with drunken arguing?

what does drunken arguing have to do with seals is the question you should be asking yourselfs.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Hephaestus wrote: »

So me & my mates (who are well travelled)

Knackers?.

:P

jogoeire

So you asked the guy to fight and he said no? The thug!

Denerick

Its all a macho bravado bull**** culture we have - to be honest I blame drink, mankinds great poison (Though a lovely poison it is too) We're not alone though. Get back to me if ever you are unfortunate enough to get into a confrontation in a London pub.

My name is URL

Well travelled but still in the wrong place at the wrong time..

moral of the story - stay at home

stovelid

Avoid Irish bars.

Diabhal Beag

Drunk Irish Dickheads


NEWSFLASH: DRINK MAKES PEOPLE TOTAL ASSHOLES

Murphyt

Never ever blame the drink. I love drink, come 4 o'Clock today and I will be in the pub, and by 7 I will be throwing bog rolls over cubicle doors.

TheZohanS

Hephaestus wrote: »

So I'm out with a few mates tonight having a few pints in an Irish bar we frequent.

I'm washing my hands after having a slash when a fella from Dublin starts accusing me of throwing bog roll over the cubicle in which he is having a slash.

He wont take my word for it that I didn't throw bog roll over the cubicle & decides to create a huge scene in the middle of the bar which creates much embarrassment on my behalf as I Know many of the people in the bar.

It gets to the point where I tell him to either funk off or take it outside & he backs down & disappears.

So me & my mates (who are well travelled) start discussing, what is it about Irish fella's in particular that we seem so insecure that we tend to start Drunkin fights for no particular reason. I've never had any sh!te to deal with on my travels from a person from another country but I have had 1 or 2 incidents with fellow Irish men.

So what's the story lads?

So you're well travelled and have only had 1 or 2 incidents yet you come out with:

what is it about Irish fella's in particular that we seem so insecure that we tend to start Drunkin fights for no particular reason.

Cupcake_Crisis

Its not drnks fault! The guy was probably an asshole to begin with

loobylou

f1dan wrote: »

What do seals have to do with drunken arguing?

A baby seal walks into a club...

Cupcake_Crisis

loobylou wrote: »

A baby seal walks into a club...

......Baby seals cant walk..:cool:

El Siglo

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

......Baby seals cant walk..:cool:

Rolls?

El Weirdo

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

Drunk Irish Dickheads


NEWSFLASH: DRINK MAKES SOME PEOPLE TOTAL ASSHOLES

FYP.

kjl

Then she comes up and accuses me of stealing her purse, then I start hitting her with this purse I found

gerry28

Agricola wrote: »

Yeah, what the hell is with lads who, even if a whole row of urinals are free, still go into the cubicle and loudly lock the door behind em. I have a friend who always does this. He did grow up with 6 sisters and no brothers. I think hes fúckin scarred!

I was in a pub toilet last saturday night at the urinals when this gulpin came in... stood up at the urinal flung open the belt, loud fart, loud burp, big sigh, takin up far too much space and then started slashing perpendicular to the metal urinal.

Piss splashed back of the urinal on to my trousers :mad: - whats with this big extra macho show.

All this macho, i'm not insecure rubbish you see from time to time in mens toilets.

Cubicle is a much better idea if you don't want to stink of someone elses urine

Murphyt

I would use the cubicle myself if it was free, urinals can be a bit manky, also it comes down to the shake or whipe debate.

kippy

Some clown threw bog roll over a cubicle at him. He was pished.....and picked on the nearest option. I can see why he was annoyed.

Irish people drink a lot, thats the problem. Also, we tend not to take crap from anyone.

Also, being well traveled does not give anyone a better understanding of anything, apart from airports.
Also, and this really pisses me off about all these "well traveled people".
What the fcuk were you doing in an Irish bar.
If drunk Irish people annoy you so much when abroad, I would think avoiding Irish Bars is the first thing you well traveled people should do.

tman

So you were ready to start a fight with him over a simple misunderstanding, but HE is the drunken dickhead?

InKonspikuou2

You must not be that well traveled if Irish lads are topping the list for people starting fights. Never come across israeli's or english lads no?