Granny v's Lawyer

G_R

In a trial, a Southern small town prosectuting attourney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and asked "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you'be been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think your a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise that you'll never amount to anything other than a two bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you"

The Lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed accross the court room and said, "Do you know the Defense Attourney, Mrs Jones"

Again, she replied, "Why, Yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build normal relationships with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the State. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of which was your wife as a matter of fact. Yes, I know him."

The Defence-Attourney nearly died.

The Judge then asked both counsellors to approach the bench and in a very quiet voice, whispered, "If either of you idiots ask her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the Electric Chair"


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