PSAS - 300 Orgasms a Day

Captain Havoc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGEsi6y0Ib4

NothingMan

I read the article picturing some milf and got a bit of a semi, then I clicked on the link and now I have an innie.

Turd Ferguson

jerseyeire wrote: »

There's no way they're riding 10 times a day. If you were doing that much riding at least one of them would be thin. It's got to be hoax or I'm putting too much effort in.

Maybe they use food during sex....ugh I think I sicked a little in my mouth

AckwelFoley

genericguy wrote: »

only snyper would take her out...

I hope you have good legal representation

Spastafarian

I wouldn't eat the shite out of her arsehole and puke it back up into her mouth.

Jason Mc

Spastafarian wrote: »

I wouldn't eat the shite out of her arsehole and puke it back up into her mouth.

so you'd swallow it?

laugh

Had more knobs in her than Woodies.

NothingMan

No threads left on that tyre.

xzanti

laugh wrote: »

Had more knobs in her than Woodies.

more pricks in her than a dartboard

Turd Ferguson

laugh wrote: »

Had more knobs in her than The Dail

fyp

Dancor

I bet she has a fanny like a clowns pocket, It would be like opening a window and riding the night.

More pricks in her than a second hand dartboard.

KnifeWRENCH

That woman is somewhat less attractive than other women.

am i doing this right?

Poor Uncle Tom

snyper wrote: »

the tide wouldnt bring her out...

Yes, but it wouldn't have sex with her either.....

genericguy

MikeySligo wrote: »

Shakira with PSAS.
I just came even thinking of all the sex.

shakira looks like a tellytubby, and her voice makes me want to cut my ears off.

My name is URL

I bet she has a slack vagoo

orourkeda

Big droopy box on her.

She must glad she didnt get me. I'd be asleep after 30 seconds

Poor Uncle Tom

My name is URL wrote: »

I bet she has a slack vagoo

It's probably so loose and saggy at this stage that she leaves trail wherever she goes...

NothingMan

I'd say sitting beside her on an old bus would be awkward! You'd be squashed against the window with her screaming orgasm in your ear!

TheZohanS

SV wrote: »

How does he get it up 10 times a day for that yoke..

fúcksake..once would be a serious challenge

It would have to be angry sex....very very angry sex...

dr.bollocko

TheZohan wrote: »

It would have to be angry sex....very very angry sex...

That's your answer to everything.

stovelid

Reminds me of a dirtbird I went to school with who once said something along the lines of it would be so wide, you'd have go in at an angle to get your thrill.

netwhizkid

It would be like throwing a sausage down Patrick street at this stage!

Dankoozy wrote: »

how much to clone her?

What we need is some of her DNA and a thread of hair from Angelina Jolie, mix them all toghether and you get a sex robot made for the servitude of men.

I'm surprised she hasn't become a hooker at this stage and profit from her condition.

brummytom

Even I wouldn't have sex with her :eek:

Captain Havoc

netwhizkid wrote: »

I'm surprised she hasn't become a hooker at this stage and profit from her condition.

The key to making a profit is having a product to sell

Fizman

genericguy wrote: »

shakira looks like a tellytubby

Well if that's the case, I would make love to a tellytubby.

netwhizkid

jerseyeire wrote: »

The key to making a profit is having a product to sell

You got it, you sell it, you still got it, Profit :eek:

TheZohanS

dr.bollocko wrote: »

That's your answer to everything.

Not everything...sex can't change an oil filter on a 1983 Ford Escort.

Fizman

TheZohan wrote: »

Not everything...sex can't change an oil filter on a 1983 Ford Escort.

In Russia......filters change sex.

Gillington

I also suffer from this condition.Any boardsie wimmins out there dont be afraid to PM me. :pac:

Borneo Fnctn

A horrible damp yoke she is.

longshanks

they call her titanic, after all the poor souls who went down on her

Fizman

From that photo alone, you can see that her personality is incredible.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Her face looks like somebody tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.


Apologies to South Park.

longshanks

she has a face on her like a collapsed lung

K-Ren

I love the big '' Playa!! '' smile on yer man's face.

vinylbomb

Coont like a wizard's sleeve, no doubt.

Radharc na Sleibhte

genericguy wrote: »

shakira looks like a tellytubby, and her voice makes me want to cut my ears off.

Which tellytubby?
Don't you dare say Po.

Happynappy

If she did the splits she'd stick to the floor

Radharc na Sleibhte

I'd fcuk her in the ass out of spite*.

*actually, no i wouldn't **


** ok, maybe i would ***

*** actually, no, no, i wouldn't, or would I?

JCDUB

Poor weapon wouldn't get a prick off a thorn:eek:

L.Jenkins

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

Fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back.

Hahaha!!!

A sniper wouldnt take her out and a tornado wouldnt shift her!

grenache

captainspeckle wrote: »

ugh. thats the most vile thing i have read in a long time...


heads to toilet to puke brains out/

Jealous a bit?

D.Q

like throwing a sausage down a hallway

dr.bollocko

DieselQueen wrote: »

like throwing a sausage down a hallway

Would the vaginal muscles not be worked out a lot from 300 orgasms a day?
I reckon she can pare a pencil with hers.

pebbles21

Shes so ugly when she walks in the kitchen, the mice jump on the table and start screaming.

Poor Uncle Tom

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Would the vaginal muscles not be worked out a lot from 300 orgasms a day?
I reckon she can pare a pencil with hers.

You're pushing the concept of elasticity to the limits there doc.

dr.bollocko

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

You're pushing the concept of elasticity to the limits there doc.

I'm also out of pencils.

Palmerstown_guy

I bet sex with her is like throwing a sausage up O'Connell street

dr.bollocko

Palmerstown_guy wrote: »

I bet sex with her is like throwing a sausage up O'Connell street

Yeah. Nobody has as yet expressed that sentiment. Certainly that hasn't been discussed recently in the thread. This thread which, of course, you read in its entirety before posting. :pac::pac::pac:

Poor Uncle Tom

Palmerstown_guy wrote: »

I bet sex with her is like throwing a sausage up O'Connell street

enough with the analagy of throwing a meat/vegetable product up/down an Irish town street.....it gets weary after a while.