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A few pointed observations

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  • 18-11-2009 6:11pm
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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

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    Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

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    We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

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    The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

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    It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

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    Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor.

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    You can't have everything, where would you put it?

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    Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

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    If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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    Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

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    The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

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    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

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    As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

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    When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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