Best J&E Quotes and Moments

midlandsmissus · 19-11-2009 11:55pm #1

I rounded these up off the digital point forums to keep us smiling

What are your favourites J&E sayings and moments?!

Best J&E quotes and moments

John "I can't believe we're on Sky news!"
Edward: "Hi Grandad!"

In of the cooking videos:
Sainsbury's woman: "What've you put in the pot so far?"
Edward: "Sealed with love by John & Edward."
Sainsbury's woman: "For those of you who really want to know; onion, peppers, courgettes, sweet potato-"
Edward: "And John and Edward's touch!"

When asked about Calvin Harris gatecrashing the stage:
John: "I dunno, I thought it was part of the routine."

J&E gatecrash Miss Frank's video diary and Graziella is asked what music she's into:
Graziella: Underground rap...
John: "When you say underground are they actually underground?
Graziella: "No John..... it means they're not mainstream"

When they both pop out from between the girls legs in 'She Bangs' and John looks like he's having the time of his life.

Edward: "We met Queen"
John: "The band, not the Queen"

In their video diary talking about their favourite colour
j: our favourite colour is... blue!
e: black!!
j: ok... blue/black i guess
e: i don't even like black...

Ending a video diary:
John: "I'm John, I'm Edward"
Edward: "No, I'm Edward"

Edward falling through the door in Under Pressure

On the Extra factor Holly asks the twins how it feels to be waiting to hear their name called with half the audience booing and half cheering.

John: "I don't really care, the back street boys are here."

:D:D

Chinafoot · 19-11-2009 11:59pm

"Last week Cheryl said we can't sing. Thats like telling David Beckham he can't play football."

Comedy gold!

suitcasepink · 20-11-2009 12:41am

Omg this will soon become my fave thread!! Off the top of my head
one of the backstage videos, they're in one of the lounges
John leap frogs over a keyboard and almost falls into a chair.
Edward: That costs loads of money and John just jumped over it.
John: Guys I ahve so much respect for this(keyboard) I didnt mean to it was sur of the moment, wont happen again.
He then delivers a health and safety message
John: Don't try this at home, coz people like me can do it but I dont want you guys getting hurt.
Same video but I have to post it coz it wont translate well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDcX-hAPa44

At 0.47 Edward sounds so serious talking about that gun.
Seriously laugh my head off :P

I have more to come dont worry!

alastair_doom · 21-11-2009 12:57am

*couldn't find the exact wording, but....

Holly Willoughby [to Jedward after Lucy is eliminated]: Do you fear a backlash?
One of Jedward: What’s backlash?

suitcasepink · 21-11-2009 2:02am

Awww that was so sweet!
Edward was like "ba-backlash?"

They were in some state of shock.
Just laughing off their new video diary, John was talking about all the fan mail and he says something like.
"Okay guys we really appreciate it all but do you think we should wear nametags? Someone sent a card saying I love John with a picture of Edward"
Lmao:P

DancingQueen:) · 22-11-2009 2:01pm

Great thread
Also loved in the Xtra Factor yesterday when they got dolls of themselves and they were really happy because Britney has a doll of herself aswel, it's great how much fun they're having

Bonavox · 22-11-2009 11:25pm

Oh oh oh!!! I have one to add!

It was by Dermot, but heavily involved Jeddy:

"The act going home is: John and Edward!"

Good times . . .

dolliemix · 22-11-2009 11:34pm

Bono Vox wrote: »

Oh oh oh!!! I have one to add!

It was by Dermot, but heavily involved Jeddy:

"The act going home is: John and Edward!"

Good times . . .

Its John and Edward quotes - You're breaking the rules! So your post is invalid

:D:D

dolliemix · 22-11-2009 11:46pm

My favourite moment was when they got the action men last night

They were like two little babies looking at them and trying to make them do funny shapes

suitcasepink · 22-11-2009 11:54pm

dolliemix wrote: »

My favourite moment was when they got the action men last night

They were like two little babies looking at them and trying to make them do funny shapes

"Look hes doing the matrix pose"
How are we meant to keep going without that?

mental07 · 22-11-2009 11:57pm

"John, save me!!"

During Ghostbusters.

dory · 23-11-2009 12:07am

deise_girl wrote: »

Same video but I have to post it coz it wont translate well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDcX-hAPa44

At 0.47 Edward sounds so serious talking about that gun.
Seriously laugh my head off :P

I have more to come dont worry!

During that video one of them says that they always do upbeat songs when they're in the bottom two, because that's the kind of thing that would keep them in or something.
And then tonight they go and do No Matter What! :rolleyes:

suitcasepink · 23-11-2009 12:10am

dory wrote: »

During that video one of them says that they always do upbeat songs when they're in the bottom two, because that's the kind of thing that would keep them in or something.
And then tonight they go and do No Matter What! :rolleyes:

But they sung every word like they meant it, it was really from the heart. In a way I agree with you though, if they were to leave why not have their last performance similar to remember them by.

I was hoping thet'd sing "As long as you love me" seems to be one of their fave songs, would have been nice.

Catari Jaguar · 23-11-2009 12:12am

mental07 wrote: »

"John, save me!!"

During Ghostbusters.

*Don't be such a baby!*

RxQueen · 23-11-2009 12:23am

Cheryl : " where do you see yourself in 15 years time??

John or Edward " EH well i see myself being older"

class!

suitcasepink · 23-11-2009 12:25am

emo!! wrote: »

Cheryl : " where do you see yourself in 15 years time??

John or Edward " EH well i see myself being older"

class!

Edward. In their best moments did you see them look at each otehr and laugh at this. Awww!

Auditions, judges: So guys why are you here, whats the dream?
Response:We came to see all the ladies. Cheryl, Dannii and who wouldnt want girls all over screaming the John and Edward.

AfterDusk · 23-11-2009 12:55am

I think all the previous posters have taken all my favourite moments!

I don't think Video Diary 6 has been mentioned yet.

"Number 9" - John holds up 7 fingers and quickly fixes them
"I dunno what Oscar is. I think he's some sort of.... breed"

Edward in the XFactor Annual Video - "You can find us on page 30 and.........", *looks across to the next page, as if he couldn't work it out* "31"

They will be sorely missed, weekends won't be the same

Jesus Wept · 23-11-2009 5:12am

This video is full of lols.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9ptd4GFJmg

'I don't want to spend the rest of my life on the left, like what's going-on on the right?!'

MrStuffins · 23-11-2009 5:38am

Great thread

Surprised this one hasnt been mentioned

Cant remember it xactly but it was something like

"We like the negative comments so we can get better. It's like if you have a real cool bike, people can tell you it's rubbish and you can make it better"

jd007 · 23-11-2009 6:40am

The-Rigger wrote: »

This video is full of lols.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9ptd4GFJmg

'I don't want to spend the rest of my life on the left, like what's going-on on the right?!'

That did not disappoint with lols!!!!:D:D

suitcasepink · 23-11-2009 11:21pm

Their final X Factor interview

But it was good, and the fans are fan-tastic lmao Edward

Im going to find more

suitcasepink · 23-11-2009 11:25pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsmqLglQ61k

Awwww :P

suitcasepink · 23-11-2009 11:45pm

neil2304 wrote: »

Edward in the XFactor Annual Video - "You can find us on page 30 and.........", *looks across to the next page, as if he couldn't work it out* "31"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKyDdu6McH0

1.48 :P Another great video!

Jesus Wept · 24-11-2009 5:29am

John says 'At the end of the dayyy' every 20 seconds of every video. lol

MAB83 · 24-11-2009 9:51am

Haha I hadn't seen any of those video diary things, legends. Even funnier than I originally thought.

suitcasepink · 24-11-2009 12:04pm

The-Rigger wrote: »

John says 'At the end of the dayyy' every 20 seconds of every video. lol

Look out for Edwards "basically" too. Once he strats saying it, he doesnt stop :P

suitcasepink · 24-11-2009 12:35pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGKF0RFE-Pg

From 1.22 it gets good. What on earth is a loyal budgie?? :P
And they get so worked up about their favourite colour lol

Rb · 24-11-2009 12:40pm

deise_girl wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGKF0RFE-Pg

From 1.22 it gets good. What on earth is a loyal budgie?? :P
And they get so worked up about their favourite colour lol

Lol "Imagine being called Edward".

Fink Goddie · 24-11-2009 1:14pm

Laughed my ass off at this thread, how could anyone not like John and Edward, they actually do live in Jedwardland, they're so out there. Love them!!!

suitcasepink · 24-11-2009 6:14pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2RiW2Tm9bQ

Final video diary

Edward is so ditzy though! First they were saying it was week seven and he did the "7" sign with his fingers, but he did it backwards :P
Then John said "okay look to the right" and Edward looked to the left Lol

midlandsmissus · 25-11-2009 1:29pm

I love how they're so into Britney and the Backstreet boys when most 18 yr old lads wouldnt be seen dead admitting it!

On the extra factor Holly gives them their own John and Edward dolls:
Holly: Well what do you think of them?
John and Edward: (In rapture) Oh my god they're so cool, like Britney and Backstreet boys have their own doll and now we do too.

John and Edward don't look up from the dolls for another 10 mins

Holly: Boys, are you going to to do this interview or just play with the dolls?:
John (Bends the doll backwards) Look he can do the matrix pose!

Holly: (Gives up getting them away from the dolls) So are you going to bring the dolls out on the group performance tomorrow night then?
John: If we're allowed, we dont want to break them.....CRASH (he drops the doll's stand 5 seconds later)

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