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Men do you shave your Gonads?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,091 ✭✭✭furiousox


    TomCo wrote: »
    Peter North is gay for pay though.

    Do you not read the news at all?

    Gay News?

    No ;)

    CPL 593H



  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Eh, that's Schroder from Charlie Brown. A guy.

    I have a swinging set, you wanna see 'em?

    GTFO with yer pics.
    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 578 ✭✭✭inode


    i been trimming for like a year, could never grow the ole afro back now :p
    look at all these great reasons to do it. ;)
    1. Cleanliness. The crotch is a focal point for heat, sweat, and bacteria. Cropping or removing your pubic hair makes that area much easier to keep clean, and more importantly, smelling clean and manly. She's more likely to explore that area up close if it's well maintained.

    2. Novelty. The contrast between your obviously adult-sized package and your new hairlessness can be quite erotic, and not just to you! Your lover may gush over the idea of making love to what now has the illusion of being forbidden fruit.

    3. It's More Inviting. If you remove most or all of her objections to performing oral sex on you, isn't it worth the trouble? Pay special attention to removing stray hairs from your shaft. Hair in the mouth sucks, but she won't if she finds one.

    4. Don't Forget The Scrotum. A woman's body is playground of softness and smoothness, so don't you think she'll appreciate the same on you? A silky smooth ball sack invites both manual and oral caresses. She's far more likely to play down there if she doesn't have to use a weed-whacker to find it.

    5. It's Healthier. She'll see immediately that you have no skin outbreaks or unwanted "critters" to hide. Furthermore, you will have greater manual sensitivity when you perform your periodic testicular self-exam. You do examine yourself regularly, don't you? You should. The earlier you catch any problems, the easier they are to fix.

    6. It's Fun To Let Her Do It! That's right, let her shave you! This is not only an exercise in trust, but a highly-suspenseful erotic thrill ride. The danger of an ultra sharp razor in such a sensitive area, the tension of long slow razor strokes, the aching of your pulse-pounding erection, and the foamy friction of her shaving-creamed hand on your shaft can intensify your pleasure like you never thought possible. Just don't make any sudden moves.

    And most importantly (to some at least):

    7. It Makes Your Erection Look Huge. I'm not kidding - you will swear that you gained at least an extra inch in length! If your crotch is not groomed regularly, you probably have pubic hair at least part way up your shaft. Your penis "appears" to begin where that pubic hair ends. Remove the underbrush and your hidden length will be revealed.

    When you're grooming the hair on your "big head," don't forget about the hair on the "little head" too! Whether you do it to please yourself or a partner (or both), regular pubic hair grooming or even total pubic hair removal can spice up your love life. If you like it enough, consider permanent removal methods such as laser hair removal or electrolysis.

    Note that some people experience moderate to intense itching the first few days after shaving as the pubic hair grows back. You might want your first grooming experience to be at the beginning of a weekend so you're not squirming in your office chair all day Monday! The itching should decrease or stop if you continue to groom yourself regularly.

    And if the guys in the gym locker room make fun of you, first ask them why they are checking out your package. In the embarrassed silence that follows, tell them why you did it, that you're having twice as much sex as they are, and what she's doing now that she wouldn't do before! Then get ready to answer their questions.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Eh, that's Schroder from Charlie Brown. A guy.
    I have a swinging set, you wanna see 'em?

    My apologies. I was a Top Cat, Penelope Pitstop man myself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,091 ✭✭✭furiousox


    inode wrote: »
    i been trimming for like a year, could never grow the ole afro back now :p
    look at all these great reasons to do it. ;)

    l would consider it, but it would have to be waxing.
    Back, sack, crack, no razors!

    Anyone got any tales re waxing?

    CPL 593H



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭Flesh Gorden


    Yep - totally shaved - once a week in the bath with a normal disposable razor
    never had an accident and a lot faster and safer then trimming

    Last Girlfriend was 4 years younger and made it very clear that I had to be clean shaven or nothing would happen :)

    Makes such a great difference

    No problems with itch , more hygienic too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭Flesh Gorden


    furiousox wrote: »

    Anyone got any tales re waxing?


    The problem with waxing is ingrown hairs

    a few years back for charity myself and 3 other lads had our legs waxed and that was the biggest problem - we all broke out in parts with pimple sized itchy ingrown hairs

    I've heard the same about fellas getting their backs done


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    You mean your not??? .. no, say it ain't so SS :D

    Innocent?

    Not by any means.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Last Girlfriend was 4 years younger and made it very clear that I had to be clean shaven or nothing would happen :)

    Damn Sex & The City has a lot to answer for.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,990 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    took me about 3 weeks to realise you were a dude before. there's something about your posts. i dunno. i can't blame that guy for messing up either!!

    HA!:D Quality burn!!!:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    I voted "no" because the thread title is "Do you shave your Gonads?", however the poll title is "Hairy plums?" so maybe I should've clicked yes..


    FFS it's not that hard to use the same question (or at least not the opposite) question as in the thread title.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Innocent?

    Not by any means.:pac:

    Meant, Your not .. that sexy muscle clad beast of a man in your avatar ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    I .

    OT*

    A load of hot Polish girls stopped me last night on Grafton St and asked me where Pygmalion was and all I could think of was 'There's a poster on AH' .. :D

    I haven't a clue where it is ..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    I haven't gone down there with a razor yet!
    But this is only because I am to afraid.

    I do on the other hand, keep all the hairs very short with a hair cutting scissors.
    I cut my sack once, worst thing in the world.

    How are we to learn, with out mistakes, though?
    So I look better and I'm learning?!
    Fucking result!!! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    A load of hot Polish girls stopped me last night on Grafton St and asked me where Pygmalion was and all I could think of was 'There's a poster on AH' .. :D
    Oh how I wish they were looking for me.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    inode wrote: »
    i been trimming for like a year, could never grow the ole afro back now :p
    look at all these great reasons to do it. ;)

    Its too much work. Just keep it trimmed.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    That explains why that happened with Vaseline then!!!

    most >_>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    Quote inode:

    i been trimming for like a year, could never grow the ole afro back now
    look at all these great reasons to do it.



    2. Novelty. The contrast between your obviously adult-sized package and your new hairlessness can be quite erotic, and not just to you! Your lover may gush over the idea of making love to what now has the illusion of being forbidden fruit.

    /unquote.


    well ****in dodgy!


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