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Well gladly I have never followed ANY of mr david "the poooooooof" beckhams fashion ideas and never willsouthsiderosie wrote: »http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrosexual
Salon.com has apparently crowned David Beckham King of the Metrosexuals:
"Becks is the poster boy of what I have termed elsewhere metrosexuality. His hero/role-model status combined with his out-of-the-closet narcissism and love of shopping and fashion and apparent indifference to being thought of as "******y" means that for corporations he is a pricelessly potent vector for persuading millions, if not billions, of young men around the world to express themselves "fearlessly," to be "individuals" -- by wearing exactly what he wears. Beckham is the über-metrosexual, not just because he rams metrosexuality down the throats of those men churlish enough to remain retrosexual and refuse to pluck their eyebrows, but also because he is a sportsman, a man of substance -- a "real" man -- who wishes to disappear into surfaceness in order to become ubiquitous -- to become media. Becks is The One, and better looking than Keanu -- but, be warned, he's working for the Matrix."
(seriously who still wears ball stranglers these days?)
David "the poooooooof" beckham does hahahaha
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southsiderosie wrote: »http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrosexual
Salon.com has apparently crowned David Beckham King of the Metrosexuals:
"Becks is the poster boy of what I have termed elsewhere metrosexuality. His hero/role-model status combined with his out-of-the-closet narcissism and love of shopping and fashion and apparent indifference to being thought of as "******y" means that for corporations he is a pricelessly potent vector for persuading millions, if not billions, of young men around the world to express themselves "fearlessly," to be "individuals" -- by wearing exactly what he wears. Beckham is the über-metrosexual, not just because he rams metrosexuality down the throats of those men churlish enough to remain retrosexual and refuse to pluck their eyebrows, but also because he is a sportsman, a man of substance -- a "real" man -- who wishes to disappear into surfaceness in order to become ubiquitous -- to become media. Becks is The One, and better looking than Keanu -- but, be warned, he's working for the Matrix."
hahah thats hilariousso what would be the singular of these "wimminz"
the singular is also wimminz, much like sheep is the singular of sheep, or fish is the singlar of fish
:D:eek:
Joke ladies - don't hurt me!!0 -
Ahhhh the previous (pending plural of "wimminz" you must insert word here) was southside
wonder what happened her actually :pac:
On 2nd thought, I dont, I couldnt give a f**k
I got abused for being a northsider on southside
discrimination or what
"Southside" refers to the South Side of Chicago...and we're basically seen as the northsiders are in Dublin. Except we have more drugs and more guns.
And thanks for your concern for my well-being. :rolleyes:0 -
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opinion guy wrote: »nah we'd just eat take away. obviously
I don't have that choice. Never have any credit to ring for takeaway and too far to walk to the takeaway 0 -
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southsiderosie wrote: »I think what women want (ok what this fickle woman wants, anyway) may be a response to what they have just had. The last guy I dated was kind of fussy about everything: he exercised regularly, was careful about what he ate, and basically spent his whole life never trying to rock the boat. The current guy I'm dating smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish, and doesn't give a **** about what other people think about him or his life choices. It is a blessed relief, and I don't miss the ex's six-pack one bit.
Er, do you have a sister:D0 -
WoollyRedHat wrote: »I don't have that choice. Never have any credit to ring for takeaway and too far to walk to the takeaway
you can make free calls to landlines via the net. since u on boards you can do that. is the takeaway further than the shop where you need to buy ingredients to cook ?0 -
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Sharpshooter wrote: »
Okay SS, now we'll all calm down!
You know I haven't lost my temper in over 25 years, but Sharpshooter, you caused a lot of trouble in this here thread tonight.
I might have got somebody banned, and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth.
But I won't. I won't.
The hell I won't!
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interlocked wrote: »Er, do you have a sister:D
Haha, I do, and she's married with four kids (¡qué horror!).
Given the rate at which I'm consuming massive quantities of beer, cigarettes, and fried pork products with the current guy, the next guy is going to have to be a vegan yogi or something. But if that suits, let me know...
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is this (singular) wimminz planning on not lasting with the present beer,ciggy,fried pork product feeding man of which she speaks?southsiderosie wrote: »Haha, I do, and she's married with four kids (¡qué horror!).
Given the rate at which I'm consuming massive quantities of beer, cigarettes, and fried pork products with the current guy, the next guy is going to have to be a vegan yogi or something. But if that suits, let me know...
And no this doesnt suit,i likes my wimminz who likes their foods and likes even mores to burn it off in the bedrooms,kitchens,bathrooms,cars
(jesus that's a lot of plurals i sound like jar jar binks ) 0 -
is this (singular) wimminz planning on not lasting with the present beer,ciggy,fried pork product feeding man of which she speaks?
And no this doesnt suit,i likes my wimminz who likes their foods and likes even mores to burn it off in the bedrooms,kitchens,bathrooms,cars
(jesus that's a lot of plurals i sound like jar jar binks )
Hmm, if all were well I would be out consuming said pork and tobacco products rather than at home bitching on the boards with a bottle of cava.
As for liking food (and bringing it back to the original post at least a bit), my philosophy is that life is too short to torture yourself with sugar substitutes, lean beef or fake meat soy products. That said, I don't want to die fat and alone only to be found three weeks later, half-eaten by wild dogs. So while there can be lots of love and other indoor sports to maintain the zexy, lots o' beer = no bread or soda for this south sider.0 -
there's nothing better than bitching on boards with a bottle of cavasouthsiderosie wrote: »Hmm, if all were well I would be out consuming said pork and tobacco products rather than at home bitching on the boards with a bottle of cava.
As for liking food (and bringing it back to the original post at least a bit), my philosophy is that life is too short to torture yourself with sugar substitutes, lean beef or fake meat soy products. That said, I don't want to die fat and alone only to be found three weeks later, half-eaten by wild dogs. So while there can be lots of love and other indoor sports to maintain the zexy, lots o' beer = no bread or soda for this south sider.
mind you i had a budweiser instead
who consumes these said pork and tobacco products at this hour
no wonder there be many problems in relation to this thread
also, i did not understand the last sentance of your comment sooooooo......emmmm.....wasnt i supposed to leave already lol0 -
there's nothing better than bitching on boards with a bottle of cava
mind you i had a budweiser instead
who consumes these said pork and tobacco products at this hour
no wonder there be many problems in relation to this thread
also, i did not understand the last sentance of your comment sooooooo......emmmm.....wasnt i supposed to leave already lol
Are you sure we are talking about the same south side? I am talking about Cottage Grove and the #6, not Terenure and the 15B.
As for the pork and tobacco products, yeah I think they may explain a lot when it comes to the potbellies mentioned in the OP...especially when washed down with several pints at 1am. not that I would know or anything...0 -
my grandad worked in wavin for 42 yearsopinion guy wrote: »hahaha haven't heard that one in a long time. Cue lots of wavin references.
Hmmm I just woke up after sleeping off hangover and chips.
I think a run is in order :P
he's now retired and has the body of a 20-somethin year old as he never drank or smoked or had these "pork products" we've been speaking of
he's also one of the nicest men you'd ever meet in your whole life Pity my c**t of a nanny had an affair with an aul fat bastard
wait,looks like the fatties are better than the fitties at gettin the wimminz in the end 0 -
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I'm trying to buck the trend of overweight Irish guys by doing my best to get thin. Started back eating right and going to the gym two weeks ago and I've lost 7.4 lbs which is just over half a stone.
Still a fair bit to go but I'm digging out the six pack and Superman bulletproof chest 0 -
grandmaster wrote: »I'm trying to buck the trend of overweight Irish guys by doing my best to get thin. Started back eating right and going to the gym two weeks ago and I've lost 7.4 lbs which is just over half a stone.
Still a fair bit to go but I'm digging out the six pack and Superman bulletproof chest
half a stone in 2 weeks !!!:eek:
went for my first run in weeks yday......ouch...0 -
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Irishmen seem to be obsessed by sports & the vast majority will play sports for fun, hence keeping fit.
Irishwomen seem to be obsessed by television & the vast majority will spend their nights clued to the box, hence not keeping fit.
/hides under table 0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrqlP6hzofE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O8oLqY2sxo
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