Do Chat-up lines work?

R0ot

Do you have any idea how much a polar bear weighs?

Well, enough to break the ice.

stovelid

In fairness, you don't sweat much for a fat bird*




*copyright Sid The Sexist

yupyup7up

Last year I was watching boondocks and they had a piss-take of soul-plane 2(youll find this on youtube). Decided to rob a line from that. Was passing a really good lookin girl in a club, but kind smiled and started turning towards her as she went passed and I said "Damn B!tch!, you as fine as a mother f*cker!" she started roaring laughing and I went off with her. and she was about 4 years older than me as well. Thank f*ck she had a sense of humour!

I usually go up talking to girls and then if I get the feeling that they like me I say "wheres your boyfriend" and end up goin off with them...(cuz they dont have one )

Another time I said that, the girl said that he was back in Waterford and said that things were a bit complicated between them, so I just said that things were gonna get a lot more complicated and ended up goin off with her... pretty damn funny

BraziliaNZ

yesterday there was a girl in the gym I was ogling and made eye contact with a few times who was a really hot 30-something year old. So afterwards I was standing at the exit waiting for the rain to calm down and she came out too and asked me where I was going and if I wanted a lift. Unfortunately I live just across the road, as I told her, and she went on her way.
Could this be interpreted as some kind of come-on? Jesus she was fine...

jester77

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

yesterday there was a girl in the gym I was ogling and made eye contact with a few times who was a really hot 30-something year old. So afterwards I was standing at the exit waiting for the rain to calm down and she came out too and asked me where I was going and if I wanted a lift. Unfortunately I live just across the road, as I told her, and she went on her way.
Could this be interpreted as some kind of come-on? Jesus she was fine...

Total missed opportunity. I was in a similarish scenario a few years back, taxi rank was busy, was talking to a few girls in the line and we got into the same taxi, taxi driver asked where I was going and I looked at the girl beside me and replied to the taxi driver... "I'm not sure", he turned around and looked at me and she replied back "he's going to ..." whatever her address was!

Porkpie

I was getting a coffee yesterday with a mate. The waitress (very hot) came over to our table with our desserts. She looked at my mate and asked "Danish?" I said "No, he's Irish". My mate bust his hole laughing. The waitress didn't. Some people have no sense of humour. :rolleyes:

BraziliaNZ

well maybe i'll see her again there

Hyperbullet

Mate of mine asked a girl once: "Hows your fanny for lodgers?". Such a smack he received afterwards. Well deserved too.

Greyfox

If a guy uses a chat-up line what he's really saying is:

I'm a loser and very rarely if ever score with women in a nightclub and don't have any real social skills. As I am rubbish at talking to women I don't have the confidence to start a conversation with hi like normal guys that actually get somewhere with women

praiseach

the worst one i heard was 'jesus you didnt get those lips from sucking oranges madam'

cheeky scut he was!!!!


there was a guy in the smoking area of the front door pub a few weeks back, he had robbed a clothes tag off his sister prob but he was going around pulling at peoples back pretending the had left the tag on their clothes!!

i laughed it was original and it did get me talking to him even though i was only slagging him cause he used a size 14 tag most of the other ladies werent impressed!!!!!!

Porkpie

I once approached a girl and asked "What's the worst chat up line you've ever heard?".

She said "That one".

allanb49

Bruce cambells one liners can be adapted quote well already have a coat of cheese on them too

Davidius

I always wonder what people say after chat up lines. If I were in the situation it'd either be:

Me: [Chat up line]
Girl: **** off

or

Me: [Chat up line]
Girl: Ha ha
Me:
Girl:
Me: OK, goodbye.


Wait, no it'd be:
Me: [chat up line]
Girl: I want to have sex with you right now.

I forgot I'm always getting sex.

brummytom

adrian280582 wrote: »

depends how good looking you are at end day

Ah shit

Dudess

me-skywalker wrote: »

Told a girl she looked Honolulu Groovy! and it worked!

Have to say, for its sheer off-the-wall value, that might just do the trick on me!

brummytom

Dudess wrote: »

Have to say, for its sheer off-the-wall value, that might just do the trick on me!

You look Honolulu Groovy

Warfi

brummytom wrote: »

Ah shit

Pics or GTFO

brummytom

Warfi wrote: »

Pics or GTFO

There's a few pictures in the KYN thread.

But don't look.


You'll forever regret it

Lux23

Greyfox wrote: »

If a guy uses a chat-up line what he's really saying is:

I'm a loser and very rarely if ever score with women in a nightclub and don't have any real social skills. As I am rubbish at talking to women I don't have the confidence to start a conversation with hi like normal guys that actually get somewhere with women

Not true at least he is trying and i always see it a good thing, most people use them in a jokey fashion now anyway.

Dudess

brummytom wrote: »

You look Honolulu Groovy

In this jurisdiction, you're underage.

brummytom

Dudess wrote: »

In this jurisdiction, you're underage.

I'll pay for your flight

Warfi

brummytom wrote: »

There's a few pictures in the KYN thread.

But don't look.


You'll forever regret it

I have to go look now :rolleyes: sound of me walking away


Sound of me walking back with an added tappity tap cos I'm carrying a walking stick My eyes!!!!!


Only kidding:)

Dudess

stovelid wrote: »

In fairness, you don't sweat much for a fat bird*




*copyright Sid The Sexist

And the legendary "Do you swallae or spir it oot?"

Duggy747

I've used terrible, terrible chat-up lines and they actually worked before. (Rarely )

The trick is to warn her you're gonna do them before hand or give them a good one that's lesser known. Most times they'll throw a zinger of a chat-up line back at ya and, hey presto, ice is broken.

If the wimmen sneer at ya (A lot get vicious as fùck) then abort immediately..............and then mutter "lesbian" under your breath.

"Do you like cheese? Cuz I'm an Easi-Single"

Ba-Dum-Bum...............PISH!!!!

brummytom

Warfi wrote: »

I have to go look now :rolleyes: sound of me walking away


Sound of me walking back with an added tappity tap cos I'm carrying a walking stick My eyes!!!!!


Only kidding:)

I'll save you the bother

Me in April

Me in September

Me now

:pac:

brummytom

You know what annoys me?

When you see a bloke/lad who looks like a shaved scrotum walking down the street with a stunning girl on his arm/face. How do they do it?!

Midnight_EG

brummytom wrote: »

You know what annoys me?

When you see a bloke/lad who looks like a shaved scrotum walking down the street with a stunning girl on his arm/face. How do they do it?!

Charm and wit, great personality and a deep soul? Who gives a flying fuck about looks these days, everyone expecting to get a supermodel that wont eat so you get a gorgeous girlfriend and dont have to pay for food?


Cop on Tom

Duggy747

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Charm and wit, great personality and a deep soul? Who gives a flying fuck about looks these days, everyone expecting to get a supermodel that wont eat so you get a gorgeous girlfriend and dont have to pay for food?


Cop on Tom

Stop watching Grey's Anatomy and all that other womany TV with their implausible stories. :pac:

Midnight_EG

Desperate Housewives,actually, and a bit of Boston Legal thrown in

TomCo

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Males range between 900-1500 lbs being 25-45% larger than adult Females which range from 330-660 lbs.

Get your coat.

brummytom

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Charm and wit, great personality and a deep soul? Who gives a flying fuck about looks these days, everyone expecting to get a supermodel that wont eat so you get a gorgeous girlfriend and dont have to pay for food?


Cop on Tom

Absolute horse poo :pac:

Midnight_EG

TomCo wrote: »

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Males range between 900-1500 lbs being 25-45% larger than adult Females which range from 330-660 lbs.

Get your coat.

Fuck me coat, I'm gettin me gloves, scarf and hat aswell!

Midnight_EG

brummytom wrote: »

Absolute horse poo :pac:

Oh....yeah....you're the exception

brummytom

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Fuck me

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Oh....yeah....you're the exception

I've been told by a million girls what a nice, kind, caring, funny lad I am. The only reason I'm any of those things is because I'm a horny teenager. But they think it's because I'm a mate

TomCo

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Fuck me coat, I'm gettin me gloves, scarf and hat aswell!

Probably for the best, Polar bears live in the Arctic circle.

Midnight_EG

Tom, I am soooo not letting you lose your virginity to a guy, so don't fuck me please, and in that case, outsource.



www.russianmailorderbridesforlonelyyoungbrits.com is brilliant.

brummytom

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Tom, I am soooo not letting you lose your virginity to a guy, so don't fuck me please, and in that case, outsource.



www.russianmailorderbridesforlonelyyoungbrits.com is brilliant.

You're a lad?! :eek:

Midnight_EG

brummytom wrote: »

You're a lad?! :eek:

Yes, and my girlfriend is jenny2hat on this forum :L

brummytom

Wow! For some reason I always thought you were... you know... a wimminz

Midnight_EG

brummytom wrote: »

Wow! For some reason I always thought you were... you know... a wimminz

Hm, done a trousers check, nope, a guy :rolleyes:

Latchy

brummytom wrote: »

Wow! For some reason I always thought you were... you know... a wimminz

A very common mistake on boards Tom ,thinking a manz is a wimminz and vice versa

Midnight_EG

Latchy wrote: »

A very common mistake on boards Tom ,thinking a manz is a wimminz and vice versa

No you got it wrong.

Man = Underage boy.
Girl = Teenage boy seeking lesbian sex - man.
Child = FBI.

Dudess

Heh, I know. Imagine... they all think I'm a woman... tee hee... :pac:

Latchy

Midnight_EG wrote: »

No you got it wrong.

Man = Underage boy.
Girl = Teenage boy seeking lesbian sex - man.
Child = FBI.

Not were usernames are concerned I'm afraid

Midnight_EG

Latchy wrote: »

Not were usernames are concerned I'm afraid

In that case.....

brummytom = virgin and english :pac:
boards.ie = not.

Latchy

Midnight_EG wrote: »

In that case.....

brummytom = virgin and english :pac:
boards.ie = not.

I think the vast majority of boards .ie knows the first bit .:pac:

brummytom

Latchy wrote: »

A very common mistake on boards Tom ,thinking a manz is a wimminz and vice versa

Too true Latchy.

That's why women like me and you need to look out for each other against those misogynist bastards like Dudess and Phasers

Fintomiginto

brendansmith wrote: »

Is that a ladder in your tights? Cause if it is, wear different tights and stop being such a mess. You make me sick. I fukkin hate sluts like you.

In tears laughing at that

brummytom

Latchy wrote: »

I think the vast majority of boards .ie knows the first bit .:pac:

Not true!




Not everyone knows I'm English :P

Latchy

brummytom wrote: »

Too true Latchy.

That's why women like me and you need to look out for each other against those misogynist bastards like Dudess and Phasers

Indeed tom Misogyny is uncool but not to a misogynist :pac:

brummytom wrote: »

Not true!


Not everyone knows I'm English :P

Well you have said it enough times, they all should by now :pac: