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Do Chat-up lines work?

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  • #102
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    brummytom wrote: »
    Not true!




    Not everyone knows I'm English :P
    brummytom......think it's obvious =)


    Reply without insulting the majority of the Irish population ;)


  • #103
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    brummytom......think it's obvious =)


    Reply without insulting the majority of the Irish population ;)


    Ermm...


    POTATOES


  • #104
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    brummytom wrote: »
    Ermm...


    POTATOES
    It's unfair cos I was born in Holland :P


  • #105
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Potatoes and Weed?


  • #106
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    brummytom wrote: »
    Potatoes and Weed?
    In all fairness, really think the second one is a burden or an insult? :p


  • #107
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I don't know, I've never tried it :P


  • #108
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    brummytom wrote: »
    I don't know, I've never tried it :P
    I'd have thought you started lonely problem smoking by now ;)


  • #109
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    That is what fapping's for


  • #110
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    brummytom wrote: »
    That is what fapping's for
    That is why you get a girlfriend ;)






    Oooooh SNAP!


  • #111
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Looks like chat-up lines are working above ^^^. I honestly don't know who is doing the chatting up though at this stage...:pac:

    On topic, you need good looks and confidence for chat-up lines to work in real life. From what I see, a good looking confident fella can say almost anything and the ice is broken.

    Unfortunately, I fell off the back of the ugly truck and hurt my face.:D


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  • #112
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    Unfortunately, I fell off the back of the ugly truck and hurt my face.:D

    I think you fell onto me


  • #113
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    brendansmith wrote: »
    Is that a ladder in your tights? Cause if it is, wear different tights and stop being such a mess. You make me sick. I fukkin hate sluts like you.

    Ahahaha. That made me laugh.

    Chat up lines only work if yer good lookin.

    One that I tried was "What line would work on you?" she sez "Hey what's your name" It worked.

    One that's served me well is "Can I buy you a drink sugar?"

    Worst they can say is no.

    Just be genuine. Don't try chat up lines when yer locked. No no. Ya end up lookin like a sleazebag.


  • #114
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    brummytom wrote: »
    I think you fell onto me

    Is that a chat-up lin....:eek:

    OK, boards needs a mission-get Brummytom a girlfriend for Christmas.:D


  • #115
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Yeah!! Anything with a pulse please*




    *Pulse optional


  • #116
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    Is that a chat-up lin....:eek:

    OK, boards needs a mission-get Brummytom a girlfriend for Christmas.:D

    **** him. I need a GF!


  • #117
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    **** him. I need a GF!
    No way, Tom needs it her so much more!


    It'll get rid of him if we get him one, so I'm in two minds about it =[


  • #118
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    **** him. I need a GF!
    If you were a bit less picky, both our problems could be sorted
    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    No way, Tom needs it her so much more!


    It'll get rid of him if we get him one, so I'm in two minds about it =[
    How could getting rid of me possibly have any downside?!


  • #119
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    brummytom wrote: »


    How could getting rid of me possibly have any downside?!
    Laughing at the virgin...duh.


  • #120
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    brummytom wrote: »
    If you were a bit less picky, both our problems could be sorted


    How could getting rid of me possibly have any downside?!

    I'm not picky. You're just ugly.

    It can't. That's why we WANT rid of you.


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  • #121
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    I'm not picky. You're just ugly.

    It can't. That's why we WANT rid of you.
    That was a little far tbh :/


  • #122
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    I'm not picky. You're just ugly.

    It can't. That's why we WANT rid of you.


    /ties noose


  • #123
    TomCo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,528 ✭✭✭TomCo


    Please lads, take it outside.
    This thread is about polar bears and their various attributes.

    For instance, did you know that polar bears like submarines?

    http://www.strategypage.com/military_photos/bears_sub1.aspx


  • #124
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    That was a little far tbh :/

    Yeah it was. Sorry Brummy.


  • #125
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    I'm not picky. You're just ugly.

    It can't. That's why we WANT rid of you.



    Post anything like that again and you're taking a break.

    By the way, you owe brummytom first refusal on your next g/f.


  • #126
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    I'm not picky. You're just ugly.
    Since when is this allow to happen?
    It can't. That's why we WANT rid of you.

    Speak for yourself there Pedro.


    EDIT: Just seen your post Zohan. Kudz!


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  • #127
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    Yeah it was. Sorry Brummy.

    Don't worry about it.. I don't get offended :pac:
    .o/


  • #128
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    brummytom wrote: »
    Don't worry about it.. I don't get offended :pac:
    .o/
    AH can attest :P


  • #129
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    TheZohan wrote: »

    Post anything like that again and you're taking a break.

    By the way, you owe brummytom first refusal on your next g/f.

    See apology to brummy above yer post.


  • #130
    BlackMamba
    Closed Accounts Posts: 332 ✭✭BlackMamba


    Heard a chat-up line last week that brought me back to the days of the teenage discos: "Are you up for the shift??"
    I laughed my ass off. Fair play to the lad for actually saying shift. Hadn't heard it in ages!


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