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The Nagger

  • 23-11-2009 10:44PM
    #1
    Sparky84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 173 ✭✭


    The Nagger

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    HILLBILLY DIVORCE

    A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'

    The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?

    The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.' The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?' The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.

    The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'

    The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'cid:image001.jpg@01CA5824.EE0D5AC0

    By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'


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