Best / oddest grafiti you have seen.

EGriff

"Anyone seen my nodge?"

Tomebagel

picture of a dick with tation written after it

dick-tation

Ulysses Gaze

Tomebagel wrote: »

picture of a dick with tation written after it

dick-tation

Saw one similar in Booterstown Park near the lake.

The legend of Jonah Takalua.

giggsy664

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

Saw one similar in Booterstown Park near the lake.

The legend of Jonah Takalua.

No miss.

I said Puck off miss. With a P

Zigmund

Heard of someone spraying "MALCOLM X IS A GOD" on the wall of the building, in letters about 10 feet high.

This stood proud for several weeks, until someone came along and, in a different colour, sprayed over the word "GOD" and replaced it with "COON".

It now read "MALCOLM X IS A GOD COON"

This stood there for several weeks again, until the original scribe crosses out "COON" and replaced it with "GOD" again.

It now read "MALCOLM X IS A GOD COON GOD".

Again, several weeks went by, and sure enough, a retort was made.

it now read "MALCOLM X IS A GOD COON GOD COON".

This repeated itself over the course of about 3 months, until finally the second scribe came up with the retort to end all retorts, and this ladies and gentlemen is the greatest piece of graffiti work ever:

"MALCOLM X IS A GOD COON GOD COON GOD COON GOD COON GOD DAMNED COON"...

RonMexico

In the jacks in Tom Collins bar in Limerick somebody turned the hand-dryer into the beatles submarine.

That's what it looked like to me anyway, I was pretty wasted at the time.:D

My name is URL

There's graffiti in Newgrange from the 7th century

Snowie

banksy
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_01/17banksyES_468x606.jpg

Teferi

The one that amused me most was in a toilet in a place I used to work - There was a hole in the wall in the corner of it and someone had written 'Narnia' with an arrow pointing towards the hole.

slipss

"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people."

The gas thing about this one is it was written on the outside wall of the methadone clinic in Dun Laoghaire where I always used to see the junkies cueing in the morning. I really hope it was one of them that wrote it.

NedTermo

giggsy664 wrote: »

No miss.

I said Puck off miss. With a P

Whats the matter miss, you got your facking period?

homerun_homer

I was in a toilet somewhere and saw someone had scralwed;

"I can't believe Michael Jackson is dead"

Obama

Daroxtar

a line of arrows starting at the urinal and going up the wall and onto the ceiling and there was written "You're pissing on your shoe".

IITYWYBMAD

slipss wrote: »

"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people."

The gas thing about this one is it was written on the outside wall of the methadone clinic in Dun Laoghaire where I always used to see the junkies cueing in the morning. I really hope it was one of them that wrote it.

Bastardised from Karl Marx.

AssaultedPeanut

My friend told me about graffiti he saw in the men's toilet in a pub that said:
"I give to you my ass"

and underneath it, in different pen

"you can keep it"

kowloon

There was a sign off one of the roundabouts off the M1 to Baile Gaire - Garristown, that had letters changed and added (they were the peelable black letters) to say Be Gaire arsetown.

Bazzy

on the back of a toilet door in the old uci toilets in the square

Some come here to sit and think
Others come to sh1t and stink
I came here to scratch me b@lls
And read the writing on the walls

DazMarz

Saw this on the Tube in London, written next to one of the emergency brake cords.

''If £100 you can afford,
please feel free to pull the cord,
If £100 you do not own,
Leave the fúcking thing alone''

--Kaiser--

A graffito on the cubicle door saying 'DEATH FROM ABOVE"
Then one on the ceiling above it saying "Made you look!"

fillmore jive

In the toilet cubicles in college : " You don't take dumps here, you leave them here."

hidinginthebush

I remember last year in Tara Street station there was a giant ad for iphones on a billboard, and somebody had sprayed "Fu@k the recession..." underneath it. Thought it was brilliant!

Catari Jaguar

My brother stole one of those orange road signs that said "Major road works ahead. Delays possible."

Him and his mates scratched some of the letters away and stuck it on his bedroom door. My mam wasn't impressed cause it now says "Major head - lays possible"

derfderf

Written on the door in the staff toilets in dunnes "If you had a w ank in this jacks sign here" and the managers signature copied perfectly under it.

Mike 1972

A roadsign that was supposed to say "Through Inchicore" but the first two letters were scratched out

Another sign (near a school) which said Please drive carefully -Dont kill a child to which someone added Wait for teacher !

A map at the entrance to an estate in Swords with a You are Here arrow near the bottom

Underneath someone wrote "so run now and youll have a chance"

Dionysus

You are beautiful!

(seen in large writing back in 2002 on a wall at Blackrock Park in Dublin)

kincsem

Heineken 3 Jimmy 0

I assume Jimmy came off the worst in the encounter.

Dionysus

Then there was my journey through Conamara earlier this year, passing through the village of Recess, which of course had 'ion' added to the local sign to reflect that times that are in it.

Gamesnash.ie: Pat

I am therefore I think - Is that putting Descartes before the horse ?

Instant Karma

saw this on the door of the works toilet a few years back.


Some come here to sit & think
Others come here to **** & stink
I come here to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls

dylano_k

There used to be a children crossing sign like this on Clyde Rd in D4 with the Grim Reaper sprayed over it, we seen it there for months and one morning in the paper someone won €100 for sending it in. Always bring your camera to work!!!

Also a road sign that said-
Tramps Ahead

triple-M

Instant Karma wrote: »

saw this on the door of the works toilet a few years back.


Some come here to sit & think
Others come here to **** & stink
I come here to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls

i saw a similar one on an empty toilet roll dispenser in a public toilet
in this box you'll find no paper
use your finger or a scraper
if a scraper cant be found
just wipe your arse along the ground :D

Dionysus

First prize has to go to the wag who wrote over a toilet roll holder in the Gents in UCD's Arts block, with an arrow pointing down to the toilet paper:

Arts degree dispenser. Please take one

thee glitz

Not graffiti but what purpose does it serve? It's somehwere in town.

chop86

Wiping is for Wimps, underneath the toilet roll dispenser!:P

FearDark

Seen on a toilet in L.I.T.

Some people come here to take a shit.
I come here to leave one...

kincsem

This was in a book of graffitti -

There was an advertising campaign by a shipping company for their container traffic port at Harwich on the east coast of Engand.
Their slogan was "Harwich for the continent".
The nearby town of Frinton was a noted retirement town.

Underneath the sign "Harwich for the continent"
someone had written "Frinton for the incontinent"

MizzLolly

The best one in a toilet cubicle one time was:


''<my real name> is a little b!tch''


hahaha!

actuallylike

Always hated the knobs in college with the usual things like "free da weed" or "don't drink and drive, smoke weed and fly". Yeah, you smoke, well done, no need to announce it to the world you morons!
I find Dublin is littered with absolute gems though, saw this on Merrion Square the other day, absolutely amazing even if it is on the lowest level of humour, pure childishness but absolutely amazing!!!

Midnight_EG

actuallylike wrote: »

Always hated the knobs in college with the usual things like "free da weed" or "don't drink and drive, smoke weed and fly". Yeah, you smoke, well done, no need to announce it to the world you morons!
I find Dublin is littered with absolute gems though, saw this on Merrion Square the other day, absolutely amazing even if it is on the lowest level of humour, pure childishness but absolutely amazing!!!

That was shite.

rainbowdrop

mahamageehad wrote: »

A stop sign in my avenue has had hammer-time graffiti-ed on it for the past 5 years!!!

My personal fav though is "Fighting for peacing is like fuc*in for virginity"

That 'STOP- HAMMERTIME' sign always makes me laugh. It's Tipp town your talking about, right?

You know those brown tourist board signs that you get on the approach roads to towns? The ones that have little symbols for restaurants, hotels, camping, churches etc? Well, on one of the roads that lead into the town where I live, someone had drawn a caravan onto the sign, with the word 'KNACKERS' underneath it.

In fairness, we do have a lot of 'members of the travelling community' living here.

actuallylike

Midnight_EG wrote: »

That was shite.

I beg to differ, it's amazing!

newmills

Loved the ones in the toilets when i worked in Intel:

Anyone interested in time travel, meet me here last wednesday at 3!!
Jesus saves - but god scored with the rebound!!

InkSlinger67

On the M50 heading south bound there is a sign for a Tallaght turn off to which some misunderstood urban poet added "is Gay" i.e. "Tallaght is Gay"

Always cheers me up!

Caco

thee glitz wrote: »

Not graffiti but what purpose does it serve? It's somehwere in town.

There's a sign above that one afair, tis not very obvious that it's the sign it's referring too though as it's a fair bit above it!

Always loved this

Spore

Written on a boarded up urinal in the Yacht pub Clontarf:

"Tomb of the unknown plumber - play the pipes slowly"

Always made me laugh when I was having a tinkle.

squod

O O A Q I 8 2 Q 4 A P









Outside toilet in pub.

Catari Jaguar

There's a cute little bluebird on Parnell Sq West that says "It's gonna be a gud day today!" underneath. Always cheers me up when I pass it...

Does anyone remember the Grim Reaper sticker that were placed on the Children Crossing road signs? There was one on Merrion Ave in Blackrock. I was convinced it was real and remember thinking it was very inappropriate. Duh.

Children Crossing picture

Iamsparticus

Some scamp has gone around the phoenix park drawing red noses on the deer signs. Always makes me laugh

InkSlinger67

Lil Kitten wrote: »

Does anyone remember the Grim Reaper sticker that were placed on the Children Crossing road signs?

Brilliant!! :pac:

im_invisible

Last year going thru limerick, after another shooting, saw on a wall near the bus station 'who shot JD?' made me smile