Science and math jokes?

Moromaster · 25-11-2009 2:19am #1

Do people have any good Science and math jokes?

I'll start.

Are you Pi squared over two? 'Cause you're making me irregular.

dak · 25-11-2009 7:06pm

An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.

Linoge · 25-11-2009 11:28pm

Q: How can you tell that a mathematician is extroverted?
A: When talking to you, he looks at your shoes instead of at his.

Podge2k7 · 25-11-2009 11:36pm

Here's a huge selection of Maths jokes: CLICK!

Linoge · 26-11-2009 11:52am

Podge2k7 wrote: »

Here's a huge selection of Maths jokes: CLICK!

lols:D

ixoy · 26-11-2009 12:00pm

Why do mathematicians and computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas dates mixed up?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25 !

oeb · 26-11-2009 12:04pm

Little Johnny was a chemist,
but now Johnny is no more,
for what Johnny thought was h2o,
was h2so4.

dilallio · 26-11-2009 7:31pm

And don't forget about the constipated mathematician......

**Timbuk2** · 26-11-2009 8:59pm

A constant function and [latex]e^x[/latex] are walking on Broadway. Then suddenly the constant function sees a differential operator approaching and runs away. so [latex]e^x[/latex] follows him and asks why the hurry.
"Well, you see, there's this diff.operator coming this way, and when we meet, he'll differentiate me and nothing will be left of me...!"
"Ah," says [latex]e^x[/latex], "he won't bother ME, I'm [latex]e^x[/latex]!" and he walks on. Of course he meets the differential operator after a short distance.
[latex]e^x[/latex] : "Hi, I'm [latex]e^x[/latex]"
diff.op. : "Hi, I'm d/dy"