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The Drink !

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  • 25-11-2009 3:02pm
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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    I woke up this morning with a terrible headache ! My wife said it was the drink! I told her not to be Harping on ! I can’t beguiness that this is happening to me . I look P ale and frale ! I have a Rum -bling in my gut like a elephant chasing after a bitch in heat !

    Vodka be the matter with me ! I can’t Beer it any more . Of Corrs I’d like some sympathy but the missus but she said it was a load of Bulmers! I’ll soon be barred from home if I keep Lounging a round !

    Anyway I’m going to call the AA and drive down to them in My Golf G&T to keep the missus happy ! The girl at the AA is nice. She’s called Martini . I get all shaken and stirred everytime I see her ! I’m a bit of a Gin et when I take my Tonic! ….Now where did I putt me Glasses !!!

    Cheers !!


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    killswitch
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    weak


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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    killswitch wrote: »
    weak


    Hope you recover soon ! :)


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    spyro_2001ie
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    dak wrote: »
    I woke up this morning with a terrible headache ! My wife said it was the drink! I told her not to be Harping on ! I can’t beguiness that this is happening to me . I look P ale and frale ! I have a Rum -bling in my gut like a elephant chasing after a bitch in heat !

    Vodka be the matter with me ! I can’t Beer it any more . Of Corrs I’d like some sympathy but the missus but she said it was a load of Bulmers! I’ll soon be barred from home if I keep Lounging a round !

    Anyway I’m going to call the AA and drive down to them in My Golf G&T to keep the missus happy ! The girl at the AA is nice. She’s called Martini . I get all shaken and stirred everytime I see her ! I’m a bit of a Gin et when I take my Tonic! ….Now where did I putt me Glasses !!!

    Cheers !!

    This 'Joke' is the equivalent of picking up a pooh on the ground, smearing it all over your clothes and face, filming it, putting it up on youtube and then sending the link around to all your friends, family, co-workers, girlfriend ect.

    i.e. A bad idea


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    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,801 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    spyro_2001ie wrote: »
    This 'Joke' is the equivalent of picking up a pooh on the ground, smearing it all over your clothes and face, filming it, putting it up on youtube and then sending the link around to all your friends, family, co-workers, girlfriend ect.

    i.e. A bad idea

    Use the in built rating system if you don't like a joke


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    whitey21
    Registered Users Posts: 150 ✭✭whitey21


    haha...good one!


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    Porkpie
    Registered Users Posts: 717 ✭✭✭Porkpie


    Here, Bud, what is the pint of this thread? :D


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    GiftofGab
    Registered Users Posts: 2,388 ✭✭✭GiftofGab


    spyro_2001ie wrote: »
    This 'Joke' is the equivalent of picking up a pooh on the ground, smearing it all over your clothes and face, filming it, putting it up on youtube and then sending the link around to all your friends, family, co-workers, girlfriend ect.

    i.e. A bad idea

    He should have got bar-red for a comment like that


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