A Few Tiger ones !

dak

Golf experts say that was the shortest drive Woods ever took !

Gilette are dropping Tiger Woods after he claimed that the crash was the closest shave he ever had !

Woods drive was the first one that ever took him into a water hazard !

jt_dublin

It’s the first time that Tiger Woods has failed to drive 200 yards!

He hit both a tree and a fire hydrant because he couldn’t choose between a wood and an iron!

Grudaire

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

Tiger woods can drive a golf ball more than 200 metres.

Devastator

A reporter at the scene said Woods was not seriously hurt but feeling slighty under par

dak

Tiger has loads of expensive cars but now he has a hole in one !

dak

Tigers wife accused him of having an affair.Tiger said
he was just playing a provisional !

jc7

Tiger Woods. Brilliant putter, not such a great driver.

jc7

After crashing his car into a tree and fire hydrant, Tiger Woods has now came out and said "Crash was my fault"

Thanks so much for clearing that up, i was under the impression that it was the trees fault.

jc7

Good to see equality in sport these days, Even the worlds best golfer has been beaten by a woman....

CrazyRabbit

Tiger woods has been suspended from the PGA tour after he was found to be playing 19 holes.

rizzee

Brilliant

dak

Tiger Woods has apologised for letting down his , family , letting down his fans and for letting down his trousers !

rednik

Tiger Woods has just changed his name to Cheetah Woods.

Pat Short

Tiger Woulds is a bollix

dilallio

Taiwan TV release "footage" of Tiger Woods incident.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE

dilallio

Most people assume that Tiger Woods' wife randomly chose a club to allegedly beat him with. That's not so. In fact, she (allegedly) chose the perfect club to fit the crime using this handy guide ...

dak

If only he had remembered to carry a Rescue club !

dilallio wrote: »

Most people assume that Tiger Woods' wife randomly chose a club to allegedly beat him with. That's not so. In fact, she (allegedly) chose the perfect club to fit the crime using this handy guide ...

patmac

Christmas card from the Woods family

evillive

Just bought a deadly game for Xbox - its all about a black dude who goes round shagging whores, hitting things with metal bars, crashing his car and evading the cops - its called Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2010

VinnyTGM

evillive wrote: »

Just bought a deadly game for Xbox - its all about a black dude who goes round shagging whores, hitting things with metal bars, crashing his car and evading the cops - its called Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2010

silverharp

what's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 hos!

Capt'n Midnight

So the police were asking Tiger how many times he thought his wife hit him with the club...
He repied " Ahhh, I'm kinda woozy... I dunno, just put her down for 5 strokes"...

dak

Mrs Obama is none too happy and has banned her Husband from playing golf !!!!

Devastator

With numerous companies dropping Tiger from sponsorship deals I am very proud with Kelloggs for sticking by him



Tiger woods is reported to be a huge fan of Christmas records with his favorite being "I'm dreaming of a white mistress..."



SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS!!!
It has been announced that next year's shirt sponsor for Tiger Woods will be Tampax. A spokesman said "To sponsor a **** going through a bad period is exactly what our company is all about"

dak

Deer Santa,

I've moved to Ireland but I have a problem . Some fella called Brian is banning stag hunting and other Fella called Brian has taken everyones doe !

Please help and send me some Doe as I have no Ho Ho Ho anymore ! Whats a man to do with no HO and no DOE ?

Thanks man

Siberian Tiger

PS: My favourite Carol is the Blonde one who lives down Weston way !

SUNGOD

what does tiger woods and baby seals have in common?

they have both been clubbed by scandanavians

Tommy_NDX

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart
and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would
keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

evillive

Bought a new DVD today - 'Tiger Woods - my favourite 18 holes'.

What a dud

its all about golf!!!

stereo_steve

rednik wrote: »

Tiger Woods has just changed his name to Cheetah Woods.

No he changed it to Lion Cheetah ...

Luno

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball