Man with sexual fetish for slurry jailed

The_Minister · 02-12-2009 1:17am #1

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6671012/Man-with-sexual-fetish-for-slurry-jailed.html

A man with a sexual fetish for slurry has been jailed after breaching a restraining order banning him from a farm

Published: 11:26AM GMT 27 Nov 2009

David Truscott, 40, broke into a farm, covered himself in the waste and was seen masturbating, a court heard.

He was caught just weeks after he was released from a previous prison sentence for a similar offence.

Truscott was arrested in the early hours of November 9 when he was found by police sitting in manure at the same farm.

He was charged with breaching the terms of a restraining order stopping him from visiting the farm and jailed for another 20 weeks.

A police spokesman said the family that lived at the farm - a husband and wife and two young children - have been left ''terrified''.

"This it was an extremely rare crime and we are doing everything we can," he said. ''This is very unusual and we appreciate it's going on for so long it is very frustrating for the family concerned.''

Truscott, of Redruth, Cornwall, was jailed for 16 weeks at Truro Crown Court in October after he admitted harassment.

The court heard he is regularly found at the farm in Camborne, Cornwall.

On one occasion a milking parlour had been entered and he had stripped down to his pants and climbed into a huge vat of manure.

Truscott was jailed for three years in 2005 after admitting causing three fires at the farm which destroyed a farm and killed a cow.

Speaking in 2005 defence counsel Michael Melville-Shreeve said Truscott was a ''sad, isolated, peculiar man with peculiar habits'' who ''definitely needed help''

Jailed for 20 weeks.

Shit one.

stovelid · 02-12-2009 1:23am

A slurry ****?

/sorry, I'm off to bed

CCCP^ · 02-12-2009 1:24am

Jesus.
****ing.
Christ.

orourkeda · 02-12-2009 1:27am

Awesome

stovelid · 02-12-2009 1:27am

He's obviously turned on by it exclusively in the farm context?

It would have been far easier to sneak a bucket of it home to seduce in his bedroom without getting caught?

Daroxtar · 02-12-2009 1:27am

Well fuk that sh!t

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpHLEm9-0bg

K-Ren · 02-12-2009 1:27am

" Manure sick! "

The_Minister · 02-12-2009 1:29am

Damn messed up Culchies, wish God would send a fl-...

...never mind.

drunkmonkey · 02-12-2009 1:31am

I don't see the crime in it, a bit messed up but he done no harm.

It's a sad day when a man goes to jail for having a swifty.

starbelgrade · 02-12-2009 1:33am

I just googled "slanking" - no results found.

MikeC101 · 02-12-2009 1:34am

drunkmonkey wrote: »

I don't see the crime in it, a bit messed up but he done no harm.

You might think differently if some guy kept coming into your garden and **** in front of your wife and kids!

starbelgrade · 02-12-2009 1:35am

MikeC101 wrote: »

You might think differently if some guy kept coming into your garden and **** in front of your wife and kids!

Bad enough that he'd be cumming into the garden, never mind the wife & kids.

Useful.Idiot · 02-12-2009 1:36am

Awww. The poor guy probably just ran out of lube.

MikeC101 · 02-12-2009 1:37am

starbelgrade wrote: »

Bad enough that he'd be cumming into the garden, never mind the wife & kids.

If you'd like, I could rephrase my sentence so the pun actually works!

orourkeda · 02-12-2009 1:37am

It gives the phrase "being scuttered" a whole new meaning

FarmerGreen · 02-12-2009 1:39am

The guy is insane. Would you imprison a man with a broken leg.
He's not a criminal, he has a mental disorder..

The_Kew_Tour · 02-12-2009 1:41am

Christ he must have taught he was in chocolate factory

Amalgam · 02-12-2009 1:44am

I thought that was snail trails on the lettuce, oh dear..

rafared · 02-12-2009 1:47am

That is sick. That man needs help.

Daroxtar · 02-12-2009 1:47am

FarmerGreen wrote: »

The guy is insane. Would you imprison a man with a broken leg.

I dont think that broken legs is a mental disorder

kumate_champ07 · 02-12-2009 1:48am

justice seems to have reached the pits

FarmerGreen · 02-12-2009 2:00am

Daroxtar wrote: »

I dont think that broken legs is a mental disorder

Its a side effect.

marco_polo · 02-12-2009 2:03am

FarmerGreen wrote: »

The guy is insane. Would you imprison a man with a broken leg.
He's not a criminal, he has a mental disorder..

If the guy with the broken leg was cracking one off in your slurry pit you'd be singing a different tune

rohatch · 02-12-2009 2:09am

Think of all the other things he tried before he found the ONE.

starbelgrade · 02-12-2009 2:09am

marco_polo wrote: »

If the guy with the broken leg was cracking one off in your slurry pit you'd be singing a different tune

I'll name that tune in 3.

FarmerGreen · 02-12-2009 2:25am

marco_polo wrote: »

If the guy with the broken leg was cracking one off in your slurry pit you'd be singing a different tune

Land of hope and glory. Makes you proud to be British. Which trust me doesnt happen all that often.

Mr Benevolent · 02-12-2009 2:27am

OP do you post this stuff to get a rise out of AH or because you're judging the reaction of the masses to the Telegraph and DM? Almost every thread I've seen from you here has been a moronic newspaper headline of some sort. Or are you a journalist?

mcmoustache · 02-12-2009 2:33am

I thought I'd wanked to every fetish on those interwebs. I'm off now to get some sexy pictures of slurry pits from 4chan....

fap fap fap fap fap.......I don't think this is really working.......fap fap fap

jd007 · 02-12-2009 2:33am

Jesus Christ!!:eek:

This fella needs mental help not jail ffs....

whatdoicare · 02-12-2009 2:35am

Makes you wonder how he decided on this fetish, what was he doing with slurry that he thought "Heeeeey, this is kinda hot!"

K-Ren · 02-12-2009 4:18am

whatdoicare wrote: »

what was he doing with slurry that he thought "Heeeeey, this is kinda hot!"

Well, I guess it depends on how fresh it was.

DazMarz · 02-12-2009 4:31am

Jesus, the perverts in prison will have great fun with this lad...

I wonder what wing of the prison he'll be segregated in???

Shít molesters' wing???

OutlawPete · 02-12-2009 4:56am

Bullsh*t

scudster · 02-12-2009 5:16am

Jebus! What would make anyone do that! Slurry tanks are nowhere to be "playing". Theres a good chance he could catch TB from his antics let alone falling into an 8ft deep tank of crap and drown.
Come to think of it, that would be mixing two strange fetishes, slurry-phelia and autoerotic axphixiation
or slurryerotic-axphixiw@nk