Local Yokel

dak · 2009-12-02 13:37:35

The local yokel got married and his honeymoon was the first time he'd been off the farm. He'd saved for twenty years for this, so could afford a classy hotel. Checking in he said "Me and the new WIFE would like to hire your best room for a week" "Certainly sir" replied the receptionist. "Would you like the Bridal"? The…

02-12-2009 01:37PM

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The local yokel got married and his honeymoon was the first time he'd been off the farm.

He'd saved for twenty years for this, so could afford a classy hotel.

Checking in he said "Me and the new WIFE would like to hire your best room for a week"

"Certainly sir" replied the receptionist. "Would you like the Bridal"?

The yokel looked a bit uncertain, then said "Naw, reckon not, a'll just hang onto her ears 'til a get the hang of it"

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