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The Vicar's Salary

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  • 03-12-2009 1:18pm
    #1
    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭


    At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger
    congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the
    congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so popular. Fred
    Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Southland and Otago, stands up
    and proclaims: 'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Holden
    every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
    The congregation sighs in appreciation
    and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and
    says, If the Vicar will stay on here,
    I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee
    private secondary school education of his children!' More sighs and loud
    applause. Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the
    Vicar stays, I will give him sex.' There is total silence. The Preacher,
    blushing, asks her: 'Mrs. Jones, you're a wonderful and holy lady, whatever
    possessed you to say that?' Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying
    to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his
    head from side to side, while his wife replies: 'Well, I just asked my
    husband how we could help,and he said,


    'F*** him'.


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