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More Swine Flu !

dak · 2009-12-03 13:12:57

I called the Swine Flu hotline - all I got was crackling. I heard that the first symptom is that you come out in rashers. Another is that you get the trotts. The doctor asked me how long I'd had the symptoms of Swine Flu. I said it must have been about a Weeeeeeeeeeeeeek! Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu - I think he's…

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03-12-2009 2:12pm

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dak

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I called the Swine Flu hotline - all I got was crackling.

I heard that the first symptom is that you come out in rashers.

Another is that you get the trotts.

The doctor asked me how long I'd had the symptoms of Swine Flu. I said it must have been about a Weeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu - I think he's just telling porkies!

The only known cure for Swine Flu in humans has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment.

IF YOU GET AN EMAIL ABOUT SWINE FLU DELETE IT AS ITS ONLY SPAM.

Swine flu however, is not a problem for the pigs because they're all going to be cured anyway!

Swine flu has now mixed with bird flu. Scientists say they will find a cure when pigs fly.

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none,
And this little piggy had influenza A virus subtype hemagglutinin protein 1 neuraminidase protein 1.

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